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funny quotes - 7/20/2006 8:37:59 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		OK I need something to make me smile and well funny quotes always do it. Everyone knows a few and they are great I know Iv seen them here and there but heres a place to just get them out there make eachother giggle Ill start....

befor you give me a peace of your mind make sure you have enough to spare

everyone has a photographic memory just some dont have film

few woman admit their age few men act it

have you ever notised that noting is impossable to do to those that dont have to do it

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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 9:03:16 PM   
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Look so sweet I wanna cry
Here in this bed we have nothing to hide
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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 9:15:27 PM   
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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 9:24:19 PM   
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Look so sweet I wanna cry
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Come on, don't you want to try
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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 9:51:31 PM   
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I know more and can't think of them.

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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 10:00:50 PM   
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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 10:12:12 PM   
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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 11:06:57 PM   
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I will think on this more when memory serves me better

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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 11:47:37 PM   
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< Message edited by SavageFaerie -- 7/20/2006 11:48:34 PM >

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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 11:52:11 PM   
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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 11:53:56 PM   
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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 11:56:01 PM   
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get a taste of religion, lick a witch

people are like prunes, you know they're going to work, you just don't know when

if I wanted your opinion I'd tell you what it was

Horny, Bisexual, Polyamorous, Drunk
    and I'm still not going to sleep with you

I'm a virgin (but this is a very old shirt)

this t-shirt belongs to a very good girl
  (in tiny print) and I stole it from her

got more, I'll try to think of them later...


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RE: funny quotes - 7/20/2006 11:58:47 PM   
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RE: funny quotes - 7/21/2006 12:10:04 AM   
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RE: funny quotes - 7/21/2006 12:19:15 AM   
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Some people are like slinkies.  They don't really serve a purpose, except to entertain the person that pushes them down the stairs.
    --LaMalinche (at least, she's who I heard it from)

I stole this shirt from a homeless guy (Why he had a shirt that said this, I'll never know)

Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal

I like my women like I like my coffee.  Ground up and in the freezer.

This fucking shirt brought to you by the first goddamn ammendment.

    --the four previous quotes brought to you by www.t-shirthell.com except for the last one, because it is an idea I submitted to them that I hope they accept

Where are we going, and...what are we doing in this handbasket?
    --unknown

I'm not popular.  I'm a slut.  There's a difference.
    --unknown

No getting high, monkeys, or playing god in the house.
    --many, many people...mostly parents

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RE: funny quotes - 7/21/2006 12:23:25 AM   
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RE: funny quotes - 7/21/2006 1:54:44 AM   
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im not 40 - im 22 with 18 years experience. lol ... that one was off a t-shirt my Master wears.

jess xxx

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RE: funny quotes - 7/21/2006 2:56:36 AM   
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May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!


Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.


Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!


Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?


CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??


Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!


Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!


I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!



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Well, that is enough for now.



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RE: funny quotes - 7/21/2006 2:59:39 AM   
mtumwawaBwana


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He took the one and only thing He did right in man,,,,,,............










and created woman


quote: me hehehehehe

i really dont hate men.......not really.....

ok

maybe juss a lil

hehehe


hope Master isnt reading this

or  ill be in a heapload of trouble

lol

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RE: funny quotes - 7/21/2006 3:26:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: enigmabrat

OK I need something to make me smile and well funny quotes always do it. Everyone knows a few and they are great I know Iv seen them here and there but heres a place to just get them out there make eachother giggle Ill start....

befor you give me a peace of your mind make sure you have enough to spare

everyone has a photographic memory just some dont have film

few woman admit their age few men act it

have you ever notised that noting is impossable to do to those that dont have to do it


Sir's favorite is "fuck em and feed em fish heads"

and mine is one my first hubby always used..."Never straight always forward"

another is from my dad   "Are ya gonna jump in my grave that fast?" I used to always jump into his fav chair as soon as he got up. 

"To err is human, but revenge is sweet"  Had a teacher back in the late 70's that always said this.

and finally from my former mother in law  "to each their own, just gimme mine"

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