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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 2:20:15 AM   
Rumtiger


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Fuck the Pandas!
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Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 2:22:06 AM   
LaMalinche


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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 2:36:48 AM   
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quote:

rich man needs it
poor man has it
miser spends it
spendthrift saves it
and all men take it to their graves...

what is it?




the man who made it doesnt want it
the man you buys it doesnt use it
the man who uses it doesnt know it
what is it


I would say a coffen for both

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 2:39:20 AM   
LaMalinche


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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 2:58:44 AM   
Rumtiger


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P.S I was one of those 1st graders who got quizzed on that sorta stuff.

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 3:41:04 AM   
LaMalinche


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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 9:14:05 AM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		I have a question. My neighbor is an annoying lout that makes me want to attack them with a large rotting fish. They are up all night pacing back and forth and it seems like they never sleep. They also play music so loud that my computer shakes. I need to confront them but I am afraid I may not be the most civil and tactful person when I do. How can I handle such a delicate situation?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 9:44:17 AM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		Hiya Gauge, maybe you could write them a note, and put it in the mail box? Or you could strap on all your leather clothing and go get Domly on them.  Order then to go to bed at a certain time and if they don't let them know they will be punished.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 12:48:22 PM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		Wait till a time of day when you know they'll be wanting peace and quiet, put your speakers in the window, pop your five most annoying cd's in the cd changer, and let 'em have it!

Yeah, I know, it's going down to their level, but they won't understand your level.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 1:21:41 PM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Wait till a time of day when you know they'll be wanting peace and quiet, put your speakers in the window, pop your five most annoying cd's in the cd changer, and let 'em have it!

Yeah, I know, it's going down to their level, but they won't understand your level.


Thats also the best time to use what ever power tools. lawn mower, ect, you have.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 1:45:50 PM   
IronBear


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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/24/2006 12:03:03 AM   
Rumtiger


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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I have a question. My neighbor is an annoying lout that makes me want to attack them with a large rotting fish. They are up all night pacing back and forth and it seems like they never sleep. They also play music so loud that my computer shakes. I need to confront them but I am afraid I may not be the most civil and tactful person when I do. How can I handle such a delicate situation?

Signed: Riled Renter


Dear Riled Renter.

As a jungle animal I find that it a very wise decision to trust your innermost instincts in any given situation, to do otherwise gives yourself quite a low chance of survival, so what I would suggest is to do exactly what your gut tells you, I find that halibut produces quite the odor in combat, and it's fragile head has a tendancy to explode upon contact, using this method your noisy neighbor will have much to clean up for quite a whilethus eliminating his tendancy to wallow about annoyingly, not to mention that if he does not do a careful job the consequential odor will likley force him to leave out of your life forever.

Signed,
Tiger.

< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 7/24/2006 12:04:31 AM >

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/24/2006 5:01:55 AM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		Hey I think I handled that pretty well. Ya'll give me more questions, i'm full of advice.

< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 7/24/2006 5:24:35 AM >

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/24/2006 5:39:22 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Poor Tiger, you should have went to the ABATE Boogie with us, on Saturday we watched 15 thousand drunk bikers ride and scream titties for hours while Ted Nugent played in the pouring rain.

GOT BEADS?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/24/2006 7:14:44 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Dear Tiger...why is Vegas soooo far from Jersey?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/24/2006 7:32:32 AM   
JessieMe


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Status: offline 		Dear Tiger,

I have to admit to having a huge crush on Gauge. (although I admit to coming by this knowledge rather late in life) How do I get his attention WITHOUT having to resort to attention whore tactics...( I dont want him to think I am not the ultra cool totally submissive slave that I pretend to be on these boards)

Thank you for all your help....

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/24/2006 11:18:36 PM   
Rumtiger


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Dear Tiger...why is Vegas soooo far from Jersey?


Dear wanting some stripes,

for some reason our forefathers could not forsee the mass exedous of  New Yorkers and Jersey people coming into the desert, and so therefore assumed that noone from the east would think of going into an enviroment that was full of sex, booze and gambling, which consequently, Jersey and NY made for themselves.

I wouldent worry though, theres been a pretty good trade off, Vegas lets you guys have the big three, we offered a place for the mob to set up shop for a little while, everybody comes to Vegas eventually.

...just try to learn to drive before you come here....oh yeah, and learn to pump your own gas.





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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/24/2006 11:21:30 PM   
Rumtiger


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JessieMe

Dear Tiger,

I have to admit to having a huge crush on Gauge. (although I admit to coming by this knowledge rather late in life) How do I get his attention WITHOUT having to resort to attention whore tactics...( I dont want him to think I am not the ultra cool totally submissive slave that I pretend to be on these boards)

Thank you for all your help....


Dear lookin for bearded love,

Apparently, the fastest way to get Gauges attention is to play your music loud and keep a supply of fish around, that should snare him in.

...and of course if that dosent work you could always go with the banana man. 

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/24/2006 11:55:43 PM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		Dear Tiger,

I have a crush now on JessieMe because she is so close to where I grew up and not far away but she has a crush on Qguage now, who in turn had a crush my pussy (cat)...what should I do?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/25/2006 1:11:36 AM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		Dear Crush Triangle.

Sounds like a loop to me, therefore the circle needs to be closed for all of you to somehow get a bit closer, if your crushing on jessie, jessies crushing on gauge, and gauge is crushing on your cat, I guess youd have to make your cat have a crush on you...what? it makes sense to me [purr].

-Tiger.

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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