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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/25/2006 4:17:29 AM

Aileen68

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....oh yeah, and learn to pump your own gas.

Oh that is so funy. I went into Pennsy last week and needed gas and stood there at the pump for about five minutes before I could figure out how to do that. Well actually someone came over and had to show me.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/25/2006 9:50:43 AM

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Dear Tiger,

I find myself having strange fantasies about this dancing banana. Not unlike the killer in the Silence of the Lambs, I want to throw it into a hole in the basement and say things like, "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again." This has begun to worry me because I dream about this and I wake up screaming "DIE BANANA MAN...... DIEEEEE!!!!" I also scream, "Don't you hurt my fucking dog!" and I don't even own a dog. Tiger, I fear for my sanity... am I losing what thin threads that have tied me to the real world? Isn't there anything that can be done about the Dancin' Banana?

Oh... one more thing, I went out for ice cream yesterday and I applauded someone that ordered a banana split merely because I thought he shared my hatred of that fucking banana. He just looked at me like I had just vomited on his shoes. I just think he was trying to cover up his loathing of the banana.

Signed: Basic Banana Basher

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/25/2006 9:58:37 AM

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Hey gauge...take a look at the last couple of pages look for CT's post....she has new banana smiliies just for you :)

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/25/2006 10:07:42 AM

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Qguak,

MissTress, I'm sure, would be more than happy to bash your banana, if you ask nicely.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/25/2006 11:21:40 AM

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Dear Tiger,

I find myself having strange fantasies about this dancing banana. Not unlike the killer in the Silence of the Lambs, I want to throw it into a hole in the basement and say things like, "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again." This has begun to worry me because I dream about this and I wake up screaming "DIE BANANA MAN...... DIEEEEE!!!!" I also scream, "Don't you hurt my fucking dog!" and I don't even own a dog. Tiger, I fear for my sanity... am I losing what thin threads that have tied me to the real world? Isn't there anything that can be done about the Dancin' Banana?

Oh... one more thing, I went out for ice cream yesterday and I applauded someone that ordered a banana split merely because I thought he shared my hatred of that fucking banana. He just looked at me like I had just vomited on his shoes. I just think he was trying to cover up his loathing of the banana.

Signed: Basic Banana Basher

Dear Banana Basher,

You cannot stop the banana man, not even I can. If you have seen any of the movies about him, you know that not only is he a powerful force in himself, but he also has his friends peanut butter and jelly as personal bodyguards armed with baseball bats. My advice is to not resist or fight the banana, but rather embrace him, lets face it, it's his world, we just live in it.

-Tiger.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/25/2006 11:56:43 AM

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You can always shove a stick up his banana butt, cover him in chocolate, freeze and then eat him. They become pretty helpless and harmless once that stick goes in.
Typical guy.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/25/2006 12:00:39 PM

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for gualdjhfalncugggee (never could spell his name hehe)....and for you me and tigresse we have...

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/25/2006 9:31:10 PM

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They become pretty helpless and harmless once that stick goes in.
Typical guy.

ouch.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/28/2006 4:02:52 AM

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This thread had beating people with fish, a drunk Tiger and raping the banana man, why aint people still here?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/28/2006 12:15:26 PM

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Dear Tiger,

I find myself drawn to strange and odd sexual desires. I like to tie up women and cause them distress with different toys and whipping impliments. I am not sure if this is normal or if something is wrong with me. Please help me.

Ding Dom

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/28/2006 10:38:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
They become pretty helpless and harmless once that stick goes in.
Typical guy.

ouch.

OK, Mr. Answer Man - tell me why you say "ouch" to this? Hm?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/28/2006 10:49:14 PM

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Dear Tiger,

I find myself drawn to strange and odd sexual desires. I like to tie up women and cause them distress with different toys and whipping impliments. I am not sure if this is normal or if something is wrong with me. Please help me.

Ding Dom

Dear Tiger,

I find myself drawn to men with strange and odd sexual desires. I like them to tie me up and cause me distress with different toys and whipping implements. I am not sure if this is normal or if something is wrong with me. Please help me.

Dang sub

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/28/2006 11:24:55 PM

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I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Aubrey Hepburn

but........Isn't that a D ?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/29/2006 12:45:26 AM

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Thanks I feel dumb now...that was a cut and paste from a website...I am gonna go complain now. I never even noticed.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/29/2006 12:58:50 AM

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A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased — he hates all creative people equally.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/29/2006 3:00:14 AM

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Dear Tiger,

I find myself drawn to strange and odd sexual desires. I like to tie up women and cause them distress with different toys and whipping impliments. I am not sure if this is normal or if something is wrong with me. Please help me.

Ding Dom

Dear Tiger,

I find myself drawn to men with strange and odd sexual desires. I like them to tie me up and cause me distress with different toys and whipping implements. I am not sure if this is normal or if something is wrong with me. Please help me.

Dang sub

Well we must look to the rule of opposites attract...in this case, you two are exactly the same...and so followng the logic, you must stay the hell aweay from each other in order to attain a perfect balance in your lives and find what you are looking for.

Makes sense to me.

Tiger.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/29/2006 3:01:16 AM

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They become pretty helpless and harmless once that stick goes in.
Typical guy.

ouch.

OK, Mr. Answer Man - tell me why you say "ouch" to this? Hm?

You know very well why ma'am. lol

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/29/2006 3:56:50 AM

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Throws the Tiger a tire to play with. Perhaps that will keep him busy and stop him from thinking about violated bananas.

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/29/2006 6:41:40 AM

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::chews some rubber::

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Fuck the Pandas!
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- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/29/2006 7:11:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

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ORIGINAL: Bluebird

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
They become pretty helpless and harmless once that stick goes in.
Typical guy.

ouch.

OK, Mr. Answer Man - tell me why you say "ouch" to this? Hm?

You know very well why ma'am. lol