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Rumtiger -> RE: Tigers Bored (7/23/2006 12:23:15 AM)
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Okay lets do this....one minute...
[5 minutes pass]
Alright...::burp::
What i want to know is who the hell told her she can sing? Is there anything/anybody she won't do?
A. Her little fucking dog told her...I swear i've taken bigger shits then that thing. And yeah, poor people....except for Greeks.
Why are you not drinking enough so your buzz wont wear off ?
A. That is a good question...poppin a seal now.
So, what would be the best way to ensure that Paris Hilton aquires a VD?
A. Get her liqoured up enough and send in a few good whores [the VD troops] and counsel them on attack, i'm pretty sure cock isent the only thing she likes, we'll start of small, a littler herpes here, and then we'll start with the heavy shit, by the end of the night her white silk panties will be colored a nice pale green.
Say you have a peacock, it goes up on your roof and lays an egg, the egg rolls off lands in the bushes in your neighbors yard. Who does the egg belong to?
A. Dont matter...I ate it already.
rich man needs it
poor man has it
miser spends it
spendthrift saves it
and all men take it to their graves...
what is it?
A. Nothing...just cause i'm in the process of gettin plastered dont mean i'm stupid.......yet.
Questions....hmmmmm....Okay, If there are baby CareBears up on Care-o-Lot, but none of the bears are male or female other then granny bear..who gave birth to the two baby bears?
A. Care bears made awsome target practice, in fact complete combat targets, hand to hand, explosives [fireworks] when I was little...oh how my sister cried hehehehe.
the man who made it doesnt want it
the man you buys it doesnt use it
the man who uses it doesnt know it
what is it
A. Ummm.......a turd?
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