jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: BamaD There was a near miss of earth by an asteroid, it was Trumps fault it came so close actually, I missed. So it is back to getting every super volcano on the planet to erupt, or in the very least, Lake Toba in Indonesia, I really think Greta would enjoy that. I was just saying that it was not Trump's fault. You see, a few years ago I invested in some stock that, well does very well during the winter months and not so good when there is no snow on the ground. I figure a new ice age would make my stock go through the roof, and then I could buy the presidency like every other major politician. However, I do have to change my statement about Singapore. Looking at the potential ash fall from a Lake Toba super eruption, Singapore would get about 2 feet of volcanic ash, then when the volcanic winter sets in, they would get the snow. So, I have to find another few to set off. Cant do Yellowstone though, every couple of years I go elk hunting in Montana, a Yellowstone eruption would mess that up big time. And the Long Valley Caldera in California would screw up my gambling trips to Reno. That leaves the one in Naples Bay, the one under Thera in the easter Med (which would pretty much put ISIS out of action though) one off Japan (not a high choice, I have friends living in Japan right now.) There is a possible in the Philippines.... Oh the problems with being an up and coming evil super villain. No accounting for taste.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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