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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 7:48:56 PM

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Noah and benji (and whoever else is listening): Parts if this thread are already what I consider "classic" just like the thread last week about the Domme who was concerned about the way her submissive male's occupation as a welder was affecting her olfactory sense. I am sure the best is yet to come. I can already tell. I sure am going to keep tuning in.
-Susan

Sit down and shut up, Susan

... or feel the wrath of benji (filling your ferragamos.)

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 7:50:26 PM

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Okay but first - Noah, you can have such a concise yet direct-hit way of making your point. Your posts are funny. Food for the brain.

benji: Please don't pee on my shoes (I've got doggie treats on my desk tonight for you - really I do). And you get half now for that great post you made on page 1 "Grandpa always said...SLAM"! Wonderful (so funny).

I think: Yes to what Noah said. It's not a phenomenon that only happens in this particular part of the universe, I don't think. It happens here - at an "alternative life-styles" website, in "alternate universe- bubble" of Washington, DC, and - My Gawd, I'd just bet it's the kind of thing that's Everywhere...I can only imagine what might be considered pornographic on, say, Mars or Saturn. I am sure it's probably there...aren't you?

My point: If somebody is looking for it, they are gonna find it (almost like living in The Matrix, or something).

But - I guess it could take a year or two to discover that. If humans ever do get to those places in my lifetme, I think it could be interesting to find out - personally, I'm a little curious, now that I've started thinking about it. Then again, I can be weird.

I am not saying I don't find some things offensive. Having no sense of humor is offensive to me (of course humor is a personal taste, different for everyone).

*My opinion has changed on this over the months. I say -as long as the nekkid bodies are something people are going to dwell on as offensive - let's perhaps decide just how offensive they actually Are. Maybe people could rate them, or something? Because they're not going to go away, it seems. Have fun with it.

- Susan

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 7:51:13 PM

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I'm not sure I want to be part of that last post. It seemed to be missing a smiley, somewhere.

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 7:54:09 PM

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Who wants to pay $20 or more a month to remove the ads? I sure don't.

CM has to make money in some fashion to keep it free. But there are deep pockets behind this
website. CM used to accept free-will donations

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 7:57:30 PM

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I'm just happy there are other perverts out there.

Why make this some sort of odd religion?

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 8:02:46 PM

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I'm not sure I want to be part of that last post. It seemed to be missing a smiley, somewhere.

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benji

Recheck your memos, dude. Twue doms don't use smileys.

Who would have thought you'd turn out to be such a demure little pup?

Oh wait. Your "From:" line indicates "TO". As backward as that sounds it explains everything to a border-dwelling CBC listener like me.

Polite or not though benji, I do enjoy your posts. On a scale of one to ten I'd say urinate.

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 8:07:04 PM

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Emanate? Emanate what? I simply find that insulting. I haven't even met the guy and he says I smell.

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 8:16:20 PM

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Emanate? Emanate what? I simply find that insulting. I haven't even met the guy and he says I smell.

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benji

Now I understand the depth of your solitude. Who wants a dog that can't smell?

And anyway I wouldn't be too surprised if we have a mutual acquaintance or so.

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 8:19:51 PM

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Start rattling off everyone you know, first and last name, and I'll stop you when I recognize someone.

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 8:43:42 PM

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He said he doesn't mind it when you urinate. Take it as a complement. It is.

P.S. I don't either. Lots of people like it, I think. I say, pee until your puppy heart's content.
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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 8:45:23 PM

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Start rattling off everyone you know, first and last name, and I'll stop you when I recognize someone.

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benji

I usually just meet tham at the Via Rail station in the Falls and big bang boom it's straight from the train into my trunk for the ride to my remote and highly exclusive training academy. Or as one of your countrymen describes it in a song: "... a cool, sweet kinda place where the copters won't spot it." (I gotta rememeber to get me a copy of IronBear's Go-through-customs-bristling-with-armaments-and-stuff pass cause sooner or later I'm liable to get to the border booth and forget to do my Jedi mind trick and someone's gonna ask me what that whimpering noise is, eh?

Then when they come out of the trunk the gag goes on so it isn't as though I'd have actually heard their names.

Besides, isn't everybody up there called Gordy?

In truth it has been awhile since I've had a visitor from your polite province. For a manners fetishist like me that's bliss I miss.

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 8:53:35 PM

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Kinda makes them the truest slaves of all, no? And you the truest Master of all.

Damn. You just put eveyone else to shame!

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benji

PS: I know abut 76 Gordies, so we may indeed share an acquaintance. Although none of them have gone missing recently.

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 8:56:32 PM

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Benji, about t-shirts, a few years ago when I was in Ireland on vacation I was standing behind this guy at an outdoor concert and on the back of his shirt it said;
"I SURVIVED A CATFOOD SANDWHICH."

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 8:59:22 PM

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How is that funny? I mean, cats make good food, especially in sandwiches.

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 9:49:59 PM

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Kinda makes them the truest slaves of all, no? And you the truest Master of all.

Damn. You just put eveyone else to shame!

Yours,

benji

,,, and benji reveals his versatility by demonstrating what our British friends would call "taking the piss."

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 9:52:29 PM

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Noah: If I can be so bold as to inquire: Does your exclusive training academy near the border serve Catfood sandwiches? Because, judging from the other thread on the General Discussion CM board right now, on 'finishing schools' there is a need for these kinds of academies. I can't put my finger on why there aren't more out there at least that people seem aware of, anyway. But it seems there are a few.

I am thinking maybe more advertising about quirky perks, (besides the b & the d & s & m), like Catfood sandwiches at lunch, might be an added draw (maybe even offerring a free t-shirt, too). Of course, not for you (as you rely on kidnapping for your clientele, which is wonderful and fine). But, maybe the people who go to these places don't even eat lunch, or are not allowed to do that, and are gagged a lot .

I suppose am getting off topic (but will somehow wend my way back. Later).

- Susan

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 7/31/2006 11:25:26 PM

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Noah: It was a real question, not meant in any way to be offensive. I want to know about this border training academy - in academic terms, I mean. Not just what's served (or not) at lunch (whether it's Catfood sandwiches, or other things). Are there things like trees? Or a courtyard? What does it look like? Is it large or small?
How would you describe it?

- Susan

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 8/1/2006 7:23:59 AM

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Noah: If I can be so bold as to inquire: Does your exclusive training academy near the border serve Catfood sandwiches? Because, judging from the other thread on the General Discussion CM board right now, on 'finishing schools' there is a need for these kinds of academies. I can't put my finger on why there aren't more out there at least that people seem aware of, anyway. But it seems there are a few.

I am thinking maybe more advertising about quirky perks, (besides the b & the d & s & m), like Catfood sandwiches at lunch, might be an added draw (maybe even offerring a free t-shirt, too). Of course, not for you (as you rely on kidnapping for your clientele, which is wonderful and fine). But, maybe the people who go to these places don't even eat lunch, or are not allowed to do that, and are gagged a lot .

I suppose am getting off topic (but will somehow wend my way back. Later).

- Susan

Wait a sec, it isn't kidnapping if they climb willingly into my trunk, is it?

Actually, given the difficulty some people here have filtering humor and hyperbole from objective journalism we should probably be putting Tipper Gore style warning stickers on some of these posts.

By way of bona fides, okay I do happen to have a commodious parged stone cistern in my cellar just like the chianti and fava beans guy. I mean what the hell, you gotta liver little. As far as psychological kink goes I have lots of spiders down there too but as far as I know I am the only clown who trundles down the the rough-cut steps once a week for canned goods and mayhem.

Finally, and I hope people don't take this as hard as the news about Santa and the Easter Bunny: my jeep doesn't actually have a trunk (so of course in reality when I pull away from the train station I usually have my visitors strapped to the fenders like fresh killed deer; all exept for the one who remembered to call "shotgun!")

WARNING STICKER: Not everything you read on these internets is twue!

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 8/1/2006 7:31:47 AM

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Minor hijack, this whole catfood thing made me think of a joke. Two Texas rednecks decide to play a joke on a Vietnamese cafe owner. The first ones goes in, eyes the menu board and says "I'd like to have a side order of dog please."

The owner gets upset, and blurts out, "No dog! We no serve dog here!" So the redneck orders something else, and wanders off to wait.

The second one comes up to the counter, and says "Do you boil your dog?"

The owner looks perplexed for a moment, and says "No! you must bake dog!"

"No dog! We no serve dog here!"

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RE: Web sites and the life style - 8/1/2006 7:45:05 AM

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Noah: I know you are not a kidnapper, and no that wouldn't be real kidnapping.
As for the rest of your description: You made me laugh already, and it's not even noon yet. Personally, I think that simply for that you should be able to eat all the livers and handle all of the spiders you want. Being as a clown while putting those spiders to use?.Creative!(and optional). Actually dressing as a clown while doing it? well now, that's a pretty unfortgettable visual..

P.S. Not to throw this thread off-track, but - I did read the recent updates on the thread on Fear in the Ask a Master, forum, and I don't get why more people don't recognize 'psychological bdsm' (of lack of a better term) more often as a legitimate past of bdsm activity either. It's obvious to me it 1) Exists and 2) Could be just as fulfilling as any physical bdsm activity (maybe more). Although I personally credit you with opening my mind to aknowledging its existence more, via your posts.

- Susan

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