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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:45:36 PM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		God I love the "block" feature :)  Makes me feel like Buggs Bunny when he put the bell jar over Daffy Duck after he shank him..so he didn't have to listen to him have a fit :)

Now I'm wondering a bit.. I wonder if Hillary staying with Bill was political suicide?

Anyone know how to fix the email here?  I know I've received a couple but they can't be pulled up and the profiles are blank.

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:47:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HayaSierra

Quick Reply:

How would the world differ if women were in charge: We don't know because it has not happened yet. The only thing we have are isolated instances in various old style communities (such as amazons and the like), but we have predominantly lived in a male controlled society and world. So we see what a predominantly male run world and society is like. To see a female run one, we'd have to get there first and people would have to actually give it a chance without making bad judgements before the fact.

A nice food of thought for you all, especially those with extreme views that women should only be slaves or are only good barefoot in the kitchen:

How would you react if you saw a country that was very successful, peaceful and prosperous that primarely had females in offices of power?
Would you hold your views back for a bit and give the Ladies credit for what they managed to do, or would you continue spouting "she should be in the kitchen cooking for her husband type of talk"? Would you move to such a place ONLY if males were predominantly in charge or would you look at the products of the leaders and people involved and come aboard? I am now not talking about a society where men are instantly "slaves" and worthless, but a country where it just tends to be more "Female-led", where males in power positions would be relatively rare.

And last question, as unlikely as I think it is, just a food for thought -- what if God was female...? How many males would seriously find themselves having problems down the road and how many would simply go: "Ohh shit!" ..... Now, if God was male I'd have no problems whatsoever, because I don't tend to be narrow in my mind-set and judge individuals by their natures not genders.

Probably not the best of posts, but I hope it gets people to think a little. And yes, I agree the OP was funny in a way and I know it was not meant to be serious. 


I like good people. I have, and very often have had, as many if not more female friends than males. My two best friends are women. I know for a fact that a woman has the same potential to do as good a job as a man in politics, science, etc.... and be just as big of a fuckup. Thatcher did a great job, in my mind. Hillary would suck like a nuclear-powered Hoover. Women can do anything? Well, some can, and some can't, same as the guys.



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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:49:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think I just got put on ignore.  I finally did it!  I was wondering how long it would take someone to see through my humourousnessity.

Anyone care to have a drink to celebrate?

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:50:36 PM   
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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:51:14 PM   
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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:51:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I think I just got put on ignore.  I finally did it!  I was wondering how long it would take someone to see through my humourousnessity.

Anyone care to have a drink to celebrate?

Yours,


benji


I wonder if this is how speech codes began in the colleges?
 
Speaking of Bugs Bunny, god that wascally wabbit makes me laugh....

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:55:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hi Benji

Good one! I shall have to go and think of something more, if we're to duel on this!

Mind you, if plastic mouldings are anything to go by - its the ones that come out with extra bits on them that are defective!

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:56:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Level, for the sake of humour, could you kindly send Lotus a copy of each post I make to her e-mail/  Just so she does not miss out, you know?

(Note:  That was a joke.  Doing so would be harassment, and against TOS)

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:58:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Actually, m'Lady Ellen, the joke implied that all babies are born with cocks.  Some just fall off when the doctor slaps them. 

Humour is so much funnier when it's explained.

I also propose a rule to be followed in this duel:  No looking up new jokes.  They all must come from memory.  And we will trust each other on this issue.

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 4:59:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Level, for the sake of humour, could you kindly send Lotus a copy of each post I make to her e-mail/  Just so she does not miss out, you know?

(Note:  That was a joke.  Doing so would be harassment, and against TOS)

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I really should read the entire posts..........  *looks for email delete button.....*

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 5:00:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong


I don't see us needing breeding stallions.  Now with the artificial insemination.  I have a medical research team working on  perfecting the application of inserting the fertilized ovum into the male doner's abdomen so he can carry the child to term and then we could do a c-section.  What could be more fatherly than to nurture his own precious seed :)  (care for a cigar?)  :) weg

What is the crieteria for the ones we geld?



I fu*king  LOVE the way You think...lmao

Would this be a bad time to throw out the joke.....

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?


Four :1 to actually change the lightbulb...and 3 to brag about the screwing part.




edited to change the F-word spelling...LOL

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 5:01:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong


I don't see us needing breeding stallions.  Now with the artificial insemination.  I have a medical research team working on  perfecting the application of inserting the fertilized ovum into the male doner's abdomen so he can carry the child to term and then we could do a c-section.  What could be more fatherly than to nurture his own precious seed :)  (care for a cigar?)  :) weg

What is the crieteria for the ones we geld?



I fu*cking  LOVE the way You think...lmao

Would this be a bad time to throw out the joke.....

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?


Four :1 to actually change the lightbulb...and 3 to brag about the screwing part.


See? There's some humor! I knew it'd happen sooner or later....

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 5:05:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressSassy66

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong


I don't see us needing breeding stallions.  Now with the artificial insemination.  I have a medical research team working on  perfecting the application of inserting the fertilized ovum into the male doner's abdomen so he can carry the child to term and then we could do a c-section.  What could be more fatherly than to nurture his own precious seed :)  (care for a cigar?)  :) weg

What is the crieteria for the ones we geld?



I fu*king  LOVE the way You think...lmao

Would this be a bad time to throw out the joke.....

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?


Four :1 to actually change the lightbulb...and 3 to brag about the screwing part.




edited to change the F-word spelling...LOL


Loved it :)

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 5:05:20 PM   
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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 5:10:47 PM   
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So they don't leave slime trails, like little slugs.

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 5:18:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Benji - now you know thats not fair! Women are notoriously poor at recalling jokes without using their innately superior language skills to improve their storylines - but in doing so ending up rendering a story rather than a joke! Men are better at recalling jokes accurately and not ruining them like this because they tend to have lesser language skills and learn them by heart. Another example of gender difference to argue about maybe!

OK - at the risk of inviting the "who cares?" joke in response -
How can you tell when a man is about to come? Because its 30 seconds since he got an erection. How can you tell when a man has come? Because its 31 seconds since he got an erection. How can you tell when he's ready for more sex? Because its 12 hours since he got that first erection.
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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 5:20:49 PM   
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presumably to catch those females 'cause they just love that "slime"!
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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 5:52:12 PM   
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Because God refunds time lost on parallel parking.

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 6:00:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		I must admit.. the curiosity is getting to me! LOL

I'd like to commend the ladies here on this post for not using vulgarities or foul language. Thank you all for taking the high road.

Gentlemen-  shall we stick to the topic?  Maybe I can rephrase the question.

DO men feel the need to control women and their sexual natures?  (I'll keep working on the plans for Utopia in the meantime)

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RE: Utopia :) - 8/3/2006 6:06:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Some men do, some don't.  I don't.  I feel the need to be controlled. 

Like I said earlier, Dominants and submissives don't fall along gender lines, no matter how much bullshit propaganda you read.

And yes, I said bullshit.  I don't believe not swearing is taking the high road, I think it is limiting to the vocabulary and dated.

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