caitlyn
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Joined: 12/22/2004 Status: offline
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I don't see this as much of a Utopia. I had my first job this summer, and can only say that ... jobs ... suck! I think we should go back to the days when men worked and women stayed at home. I've decided to go for the Mrs. Degree, and marry well. Sure, there were down sides to that old system, but imagine how well it would work today, now that so many women are smart, and educated. For example: Cooking - Once hubby has tasted my cooking, he will want to eat out every night ... insist in fact. We will dine at nice restaurants with long table cloths. While he is eating, I'll take my foot and give hubby an "under the table" massage, and pretend that massaging his balls with my feet, makes me orgasm. Staying Fit - will be very important to hubby. I anticipate long hours next to the pool, getting that perfect all over tan. People get thirsty laying out. I like vodka with assorted fruit juices. Housework - Is it really worth me getting all tired and breaking nails, just to save the little bit of money that housekeepers charge? Before you answer, imagine the sharp end of a broken nail, actually scratching your penis "by accident." Sex - I admit to not being that crazy about it, and know hubby will want a ton of it. Please see the above post on staying fit, as it relates to vodka. Divorce - is to be avoided. I'm sure that eventually I will become "Playboy for Married Men" ... you know, the same girl in every issue. To aviod this, hubby would need to sleep around. I will be very offended and hurt ... nothing that a new Mercedes can't fix. Being Bad - is a must. Hubby can't for a minute think you are anything but a completely inferior fuck up that can't file her nails and read at the same time. Utopia ... I'm for it.
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