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LotusSong -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:23:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Aw did Nikki Franklin turn you down for a date tres wank?


pssssst missturbation.. I think he wants her.. really bad... :) 

(it must have been her jowels.. he's always struck me as jowel man..)




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:23:59 PM)

Nikki Franklin's existence provides proof of a benevolent God.  Well..........if natural selection were still the rule of thumb, the Franklin bloodline would have been severed several generations ago.

If Darwin were alive right now, he'd be scratching his head and saying, "How the hell did this happen?"




missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:27:43 PM)

Tres wanks existence provides proof of a benevolent God.  Well..........if natural selection were still the rule of thumb, the Franklin bloodline would have been severed.

If Darwin were alive right now, he'd be scratching his head and saying, "How the hell did this happen?"

Thats better.
Id scratch my head too but i cut it open earlier so ill pass.




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:31:38 PM)

Yeah, missturbation wants me!  Girl.............if you were here in the States, you could have a serving or two.  

   *TreSwank winks, wets his index fingers with his tongue, and slicks down his eyebrows.




MmakeMme -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:33:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank
    *TreSwank winks, wets his index fingers with his tongue, and slicks down his eyebrows.


Yeah ... but whatcha gon' do with those spitty fingers?




missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:34:39 PM)

How cum any discussion we have ends in the same thing.
Misst wants tres wank lol.
You need to come up with something new.
I am lmfao though chick.




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:37:44 PM)

Don't try to deny the obvious.  You just have to wean yourself off of TreSwank, as not to cause withdrawal symptoms that are too severe.  No need to worry, miss-medical science has handled plenty of these cases...............and the chances of serious, long-lasting effects are pretty slim.




missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:40:19 PM)

Honey if i wanted you i would get on a plane to the good old U.S.A and come get ya. Oh wait a minute i am coming stateside in the next couple of months but.......................it aint to see you.




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:43:19 PM)

But you're gonna be fantasizing about it the whole time!!!!!

"Oh, if I could only meet TreSwank in person, my life would be consummated.  Castiga me, Treswank!!!!!"  (Throws herself on the bed in a paroxysm of pure, concupiscent, lust)


I think that's the right Spanish phrase.  It sounds sexy anyway.




missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:45:44 PM)

Lol i'll be too busy with my Sir to think anything of you.
However im sure he wont mind if u continue fantasising about me.
After all he has me u dont.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:49:10 PM)

I think Nikki left a big enough impression on you to make you even write about her. 




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:50:56 PM)

When folks piss me, I remember for YEARS.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:52:50 PM)

love and hate are very close together...[:D]




missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:56:11 PM)

Awwwwww how cute u'll remember me for all ur life time.




juliaoceania -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:56:53 PM)

I was wondering if miss and TreSwank got a room yet?


(runs and hides behind one of the moderators before miss can hit me with one of her shoes)




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:57:13 PM)

I just feel the need to give you a bottle of midol and back away slowly.  I dont know you or Nikki...but damn...You p.m.s. surpasses anything ive thrown at people...Congrats.




michaelGA2 -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 5:58:49 PM)

who the heck is Nikki Franklin?




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:01:54 PM)

Yeah.  I'm a sweet, well-mannered, confident boy in real life...................but, on the inside, I am a seething vessel of negativity and pissiness - and I LIKE IT................ALOT.




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:03:02 PM)

As long as you love who you are, thats wonderful, fine, and dandy. 




missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:04:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I was wondering if miss and TreSwank got a room yet?


(runs and hides behind one of the moderators before miss can hit me with one of her shoes)


I would never throw a shoe at u julia but i do have some 5.5 inch silettos i cud model for ya [;)]
Me and tres wank will never be doing the room thing lol




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