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LadyJulieAnn -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 5:54:38 AM)

Sounds like unrequited love to me.  It tends to make one bitter.



TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 5:58:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Hey, look, it's Jessyka!

If anyone remembers her, JohnWarren suggested PISSing on her.  I don't remember what it stood for, but it essentially meant ignore. 

That having been said, I'll meet most of you on another thread.

Yours,


benji


        If any of you are unfamiliar with gooddogbenji, he's basically what I call my "threadstalker".  I think that he's intimidated by guys with strong personalities, and retaliates by flinging constant insults my way.   I put him on my "Favorites" list, just because he warms up my heart like a basket of puppies, or a baby chimpanzee in a diaper.

P.S.- Or, ten-thousand Vietnamese orphans getting free IPOD's.



TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 6:05:02 AM)

This seems really weird to me, but I've received quite a few personal messages from folks who really liked this thread.  The weird thing is, that they were ALL WOMEN.  I didn't think that the nature of this post would be conducive to feminine laughter, but I guess that alot of gals must know stupid bitches like NIKKI FRANKLIN.   Just when I thought that my half-ass, crude wite was only made for crass white-boys, I get hit with a surprise.



juliaoceania -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 7:58:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

Nikki Franklin is not the girl's real name, enigmabrat.  I pulled the sobriquet from a pet page called microse73.tripod.com .  The person, however; is real as real can be.


Good, I wouldn't want poor nikki to get the bright idea to google herself only to find this thread with your pic... that would not be a nice thing



SexyRed -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 8:07:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

But you're gonna be fantasizing about it the whole time!!!!!

"Oh, if I could only meet TreSwank in person, my life would be consummated.  Castiga me, Treswank!!!!!"  (Throws herself on the bed in a paroxysm of pure, concupiscent, lust)


I think that's the right Spanish phrase.  It sounds sexy anyway.


God, I love a man who uses the word concupiscent....it makes me so hot!! Why aren't more men utilizing our entire lexicon to turn us on?

Nikki did not know what she was missing. [;)]



MistressOfGa -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 10:28:24 AM)

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Good, I wouldn't want poor nikki to get the bright idea to google herself only to find this thread with your pic... that would not be a nice thing


But, think about how the real Nikki Franklin would feel when she googles herself. OMG, lol! Course she would know this isnt about her, unless of course she fits the description. Hmm....



TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 1:36:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

This seems really weird to me, but I've received quite a few personal messages from folks who really liked this thread.  The weird thing is, that they were ALL WOMEN.  I didn't think that the nature of this post would be conducive to feminine laughter, but I guess that alot of gals must know stupid bitches like NIKKI FRANKLIN.   Just when I thought that my half-ass, crude wite was only made for crass white-boys, I get hit with a surprise.


   I meant "wit", and not wite.  "What the hell is crude wite?" you might have asked yourselves.  "Crude white" is actually the new "hip hop" term for having a small penis, and overcompensating for it by getting highlights and growing chin hair. 

       (Example):   Yo son..............Dat Caucasian muthafucka is mad "crude wite".  I don't even see nuthin' swangin' in doz pants, yo.   You think dat's Clairol XLO, son?



enigmabrat -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 1:49:05 PM)

But Tre is it nessesery to start such a nasty thread



TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 1:54:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: enigmabrat

But Tre is it nessesery to start such a nasty thread


      With my disposition.............................................YES.



enigmabrat -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 2:01:49 PM)

You must feel pretty terable about yourself to have to tear someone els apart so badl in a public setting



TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 2:11:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank


    My whole life, I've steered away from incendiary morality issues like abortion and politics, but let me tell you one thing; I am firmly ANTI-NIKKI FRANKLIN.


       I don't think that "terrible" is the right word to describe the inner-state of the son-of-a-bitch that produced the quote above..



LotusSong -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 2:37:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: enigmabrat

But Tre is it nessesery to start such a nasty thread



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TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 2:44:30 PM)

       I think that starting a thread that's meant to be a tribute to "stupid bitch" bashing is wothwhile.  Here's another example of the shit that I have to put up with.

I have a sincere, unabashed belief that women all read the same "How to Bullshit and Get Men to Feel Really Bad for You" handbook.  At one time in my life, I went on dates with FOUR GIRLS IN A ROW who all told me, from the beginning, that they had "things about their past" that haunted them.  I didn't really try to dig deeper into the issue, because I REALLY didn't want to be the "victim" of some gal's embarrassing self-revelations.  I was pretty much shit out of luck, because, despite the aura of complete apathy that I was trying send out there, ALL OF THEM "confessed" to having been molested by their fathers when they were younger.

I've got all of the sympathy in the world for woman who REALLY WERE the victims of sexual abuse....................but once I hear it from SO MANY girls in a row, you seriously start to doubt the validity of something like that.  If there were as many girls getting molested by their dads as women claim, there would be a serious national crisis going on right now.

   The moral of all this?  DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID.  If I go out with you, I don't want to hear about bogus molestation, or your "firm"  dedication to vegan-paganism, nor am I interested in listening to the poetry that you "Never read to anybody."  When you're done reading it, I'm not gonna congratulate you and tell you how fine and dandy it is...............you're just gonna encounter an awkward silence, and I'm probably going to change the subject.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 2:48:14 PM)

Boy, you sure know how to get the blood boiling, dont ya.



TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 2:53:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Boy, you sure know how to get the blood boiling, dont ya.


Girl, you know it!



missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 2:55:11 PM)

The moral of all this?  DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID.

If i got paid enough to be seen in public with you.........i wudnt want you to speak to me at all. Just keep on trotting to the bar and supplying my sc and lemonade.



juliaoceania -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 3:02:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

  
I've got all of the sympathy in the world for woman who REALLY WERE the victims of sexual abuse....................but once I hear it from SO MANY girls in a row, you seriously start to doubt the validity of something like that.  If there were as many girls getting molested by their dad's as women claim, there would be a serious national crisis going on right now.

  


Actually there is a crisis going on, and they were probably telling the truth. One in three women will be the victim of sexual violence/abuse. One in 4 before the age of 18, most of these by a close family member or friend, and that is usually their own father. I know it is hard to believe and creepy, but it is true. I am blessed I was never abused like this, although over 50 percent of my friends have been.

Perhaps there is something about you that attracts these sorts.



TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 3:07:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank


I've got all of the sympathy in the world for woman who REALLY WERE the victims of sexual abuse....................but once I hear it from SO MANY girls in a row, you seriously start to doubt the validity of something like that.  If there were as many girls getting molested by their dad's as women claim, there would be a serious national crisis going on right now.



Actually there is a crisis going on, and they were probably telling the truth. One in three women will be the victim of sexual violence/abuse. One in 4 before the age of 18, most of these by a close family member or friend, and that is usually their own father. I know it is hard to believe and creepy, but it is true. I am blessed I was never abused like this, although over 50 percent of my friends have been.

Perhaps there is something about you that attracts these sorts.


It is "hard to believe and creepy".  I think that alot of women are just craving some sort of gratuitous attention, and, if they're makin' "ten-minute into the conversation" revelations like that to Yours Truly, they are barking up the wrong tree.  Don't get me wrong, I'm a sympathetic guy...........but I'm not afraid to throw out the bullshit flag on a woman, even if I want to get dirty with her.  Wanting to get laid is no excuse for feigning sympathy. 

  I do remember reading, in an issue of Psychology Today, that 85% of fathers had fessed up in a survey to having brief sexual thoughts about their teenage daughters, but I have more faith in America's dads than to think that there is a full-force, nationwide epidemic of fathers fucking their daughters.

   Alot of gals are probably using the "my dad molested me" ploy as a rationalization for their own promiscuity.  Let's do the world a favor, Ladies, and do away with the "My life is screwed up because I was emotionally traumatized" subterfuge.



Level -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 3:21:10 PM)

I don't agree with Tres very often, but on this I do. I simply do not believe that such a huge number of fathers, or men in general, are molesting women/girls. Of course it happens, and far, far too much, but  come on.



enigmabrat -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 3:22:24 PM)

you know I really would have thought that this thread would have been mod bate



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