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TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:06:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I was wondering if miss and TreSwank got a room yet?


(runs and hides behind one of the moderators before miss can hit me with one of her shoes)


I would never throw a shoe at u julia but i do have some 5.5 inch silettos i cud model for ya [;)]
Me and tres wank will never be doing the room thing (until I can slip away from the hubby for a reasonable amount of time) lol




missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:11:05 PM)

Im not married chick.
Im flattered by ur crush on me lol




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:14:11 PM)

"When I moved back to Carolina from Harlan, Kentucky, during high school, I found that, to my extreme shock and disappointment, Nikki had overcame the odds and SURVIVED childhood without drowning in a bucket or choking on a plastic bag."

   *  Sometimes, I just want to give myself a big high-five.




michaelGA2 -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:17:37 PM)

WHO IS NIKKI FRANKLIN???




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:20:31 PM)

Imagine Miss Piggy, from the Muppets, and mix her up with Kathy Bates, and the dumbest, "most likely to die from jaywalking" person that you know.  That's the closest I can come to delivering a decent description.

      My whole life, I've steered away from incendiary morality issues like abortion and politics, but let me tell you one thing; I am firmly ANTI-NIKKI FRANKLIN.




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:47:06 PM)

The premise of this part of the thread, is that TreSwank is a "Late Night" show host, and Nikki Franklin is the special guest.


     TS:   So, Nikki.......alot of folks out there seem to think that you're a stupid bitch, and that you are incapable of ever contributing anything useful to our solar system.

     NF:  (Nikki utters a merry little pig laugh, and then proceeds to answer the question.)  Well, Tre, even my parents think that I'm pretty useless!  It's really obvious that I'm the end product of the rhythm method gone awry.

                   (The audience chucles in concurrence with Miss Franklin)

       TS:  Gosh Nikki!  I sure would love to punch you in the mouth!  God, you look so freakin' stupid!  Is that your everyday face?

        NF:  Why, go ahead Tre!  It's about time I did sometime worthwhile.  (Steadies herself for the blow.  Tre swings, and connects with a loud bone-shattering punch to the mouth.  The audience stands up and claps for a full ten minutes)




marieToo -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:53:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelGA2

WHO IS NIKKI FRANKLIN???


I was wondering the same. 




michaelGA2 -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 6:54:07 PM)

i still don't know




missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 7:18:13 PM)

Nikki Franklin is the girl who refused to go to the prom with tres wank.
His grief about this runs deep as ull see so please be gentle with the ass hole lol.




enigmabrat -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 7:22:31 PM)

What the fuck is wrong with you Tre... How dare you start a thread like this... first off useing a girls full name and saying things when this girl has no way of defending her self nor has she done anything to you or anyone here that she deserves this thread to be made about her and you to be putting her down to a bunch of strangers. How could you be so heartless and mean. You have started some pretty stupid and terrable threads but this takes the cake. I have NO repsect for you none at all go crawl back under your rock!




missturbation -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 7:25:34 PM)

Calm down brat hun.
More than likely this girl dont even exist and you are giving him what he wants by reacting like this. Its what our tres wank thrives on.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 7:33:01 PM)

Hey, look, it's Jessyka!

If anyone remembers her, JohnWarren suggested PISSing on her.  I don't remember what it stood for, but it essentially meant ignore. 

That having been said, I'll meet most of you on another thread.

Yours,


benji




enigmabrat -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 7:35:00 PM)

I swear Im gunna give this boy a spanking and not the kind he would like




WayWardSoul -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 7:57:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

When folks piss me, I remember for YEARS.


I knew it would come out, she used him for watersports and put him away wet.




marieToo -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/10/2006 8:11:04 PM)

ai yai yai.  I guess theres a reason why they call this "Random Stupidity". 

Well,  it sure beats the fuck out of the "I take myself WAY too seriously" threads.  I wish someone would just crop me senseless for participating in this place. 

Oh....and dont worry Tre,  she probably wouldnt have put out anyway.  Fucking piece o' shit tease that she is.




captiveplatypus -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 1:57:18 AM)

Tre makes me giggle and pitty him at the same time.  How strange.




Arpig -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 2:14:44 AM)

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alot of folks out there seem to think that you're a stupid bitch, and that you are incapable of ever contributing anything useful to our solar system.


Been talking to yourself again?




MistressOfGa -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 5:31:25 AM)

<Comes in singing> ~~It's a thin line~~between love and hate~~yes it is~~
 
Did I ever tell you that my maiden name was Franklin? <bfg>
 
<Skips out singing> ~~You'll never leave Harlan alive~~
 
Ref:
Thin Line Between Love & Hate-Pretenders
You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive-Patty Loveless




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 5:51:18 AM)

Nikki Franklin is not the girl's real name, enigmabrat.  I pulled the sobriquet from a pet page called microse73.tripod.com .  The person, however; is real as real can be.




TreSwank -> RE: Nikki Franklin (8/11/2006 5:53:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

quote:

alot of folks out there seem to think that you're a stupid bitch, and that you are incapable of ever contributing anything useful to our solar system.


Been talking to yourself again?


Uh-oh.  We've got a "clever guy" alert over here!!!!!!!  Close the torpedo tubes, because we're ready to dive!!




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