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A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:16:34 PM   
IronBear


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Status: offline 		Do you:
  1. Do you dress left, right or center (in case you suffer a hard on)?
  2. Scratch you balls in public (If so which hand do you use)?
  3. Do you like the smell of sweaty balls?
  4. Do you cock you leg when you fart and let it rip?
  5. If you said no to 4 (above), do you hild it in or try to ease it out with the chance that it will be either a solid or liquid fart?
  6. Have you ever lit a fart so your arse becomes a flame thrower?
  7. If you answered yes to 6 (above) have you singed the hairs on your balls of toasted them?


< Message edited by IronBear -- 8/10/2006 6:17:38 PM >

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:26:26 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		OMG IronBear Sir... I now see you in an entirely new lite!!!

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:37:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		With all due respect, Sir.. I must say..that list is pretty yucky...*wrinkles nose*

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:40:46 PM   
FelinePersuasion


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Status: offline 		hehe I think most girls are grossed out far to easily. I didn't think any of the list was gross or yucky. Of course I am not a typical or average girl.

I'm not at all prim and proper or lady like either to the charing of my mother.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:42:26 PM   
nefertari


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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:44:28 PM   
missturbation


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Why do men sit with thier hands down thier pants?

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:46:10 PM   
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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:51:12 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		That looking at u funny is called a 'come face' hunnie lol.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:54:13 PM   
shivvy


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lol (respectfully) at IronBear... i know blokes do these things, but to talk about it to?... that's funny!

Respectfully,

shiv
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edited coz i canny spell for toffee. sorry 



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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:55:06 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		I guess this is the men's version of a mushy topic...lol

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:59:15 PM   
gooddogbenji


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

That looking at u funny is called a 'come face' hunnie lol.



quote:

 

*jaw drops* in horror
 
lol (respectfully) at IronBear... i know blokes do these things, but to talk about it to?... that's funny!

Respectfully,

shiv
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edited coz i canny spell for toffee. sorry 



If anyone ever asks why we love brits on these boards, refer to the two posts above.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 6:59:42 PM   
shivvy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
Because you'd look at us funny if we had our hands down yours.

Yours,


benji


we look at you funny all the time benji hun...
 
sorry, j/k ><
 
(it's called with luv )

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:03:31 PM   
LTRsubNW


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quote:

ORIGINAL: IronBear

Do you:
  1. Do you dress left, right or center (in case you suffer a hard on)?

Indeed.
  1. Scratch you balls in public (If so which hand do you use)?

Not at all.  (But I may do a fake).
  1. Do you like the smell of sweaty balls?

Can I get back to you on this?  I actually don't even know what sweaty balls smell like(and I'd rather not know).
  1. Do you cock you leg when you fart and let it rip?

Bud...when I fart, three counties know...and, I post it on the local weather station.
  1. If you said no to 4 (above), do you hild it in or try to ease it out with the chance that it will be either a solid or liquid fart?

Well, I've never been a fan of hilding (and frankly, I don't even know what that means).
  1. Have you ever lit a fart so your arse becomes a flame thrower?

No...but I did know a guy who drove a Buick into a swimming pool solely because he thought his CD player was water proof.



< Message edited by LTRsubNW -- 8/10/2006 7:05:29 PM >

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:05:11 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Admit it you lust me benji boo lol

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:09:22 PM   
gooddogbenji


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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:14:23 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Now that would be funny - i havent got a dommely bone in my body lol

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:16:05 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		How hard can it be?  A spanking here, a few orders there, call me your bitch and get $250 for it.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:18:14 PM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		ALL I can say.........if I am soooooooo glad I have a poise pad on here.

I have seen or smelt all these nasty things men do.

*snort sniggle gawf*

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:22:23 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Omg 250 dollar - i am cheap !!

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:23:57 PM   
LTRsubNW


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

ALL I can say.........if I am soooooooo glad I have a poise pad on here.

I have seen or smelt all these nasty things men do.

*snort sniggle gawf*


Actually, I'm above all that...and I feel somewhat fractured that you would suggest such a thing.

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