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Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 10:55:59 PM

sleazybutterfly

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This girl would just like to annouce that she has met her One. He is the best thing that has happened to girl and she is very happy.

Girl is most happy when she is crawling to get His drink out of the fridge, licking His feet while He partakes of the cool beverage, finally curling up on the floor beside His bed at night.

She will probably not be allowed to be on here in the future, since she is moving to be with Him very soon. She will miss America, but knows that she will be quite happy and safe in Nigeria. He says girl will make lots of new friends there, they will appreciate her servitude.

Girl is going to miss her friends, but knows you all send her the very best.

Signed, Girl

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:08:20 PM

enigmabrat

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Reaches and feels flutterbyes head for fever

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:10:24 PM

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oh sleazybutterfly..that is so wonderful. How great that you and your One can live happily in Nigeria. But I know you want to begin your servitude IMMEDIATELY, and you want to show Him how wonderfully happy you are. Therefore please send me all your nasty, nonsubmissive credit cards. You won't need them where you are going, and you can present yourself to your One as entirely debt-free, and unencumbered, as any TRUE SLAVE should be. Remember, a credit rating above 320 indicates that you are NOT a true sub!

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:13:03 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

This girl would just like to annouce that she has met her One. He is the best thing that has happened to girl and she is very happy.

Girl is most happy when she is crawling to get His drink out of the fridge, licking His feet while He partakes of the cool beverage, finally curling up on the floor beside His bed at night.

She will probably not be allowed to be on here in the future, since she is moving to be with Him very soon. She will miss America, but knows that she will be quite happy and safe in Nigeria. He says girl will make lots of new friends there, they will appreciate her servitude.

Girl is going to miss her friends, but knows you all send her the very best.

Signed, Girl

SMIRK......you SO rack me up... this sounds vaguely like your profile till you read the end ROFL

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:16:15 PM

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STOPS !!!!!! Looks up

Wait one damn minute...this is my woman....I get ALL the damn money.
If I give her up to the Nigerian prince I know there....some one is gonna pay me
big damn bucks here.

SteamedFaerie

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:16:25 PM

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LOL she nearly scared me too LOL till I read the end!

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:17:01 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

oh sleazybutterfly..that is so wonderful. How great that you and your One can live happily in Nigeria. But I know you want to begin your servitude IMMEDIATELY, and you want to show Him how wonderfully happy you are. Therefore please send me all your nasty, nonsubmissive credit cards. You won't need them where you are going, and you can present yourself to your One as entirely debt-free, and unencumbered, as any TRUE SLAVE should be. Remember, a credit rating above 320 indicates that you are NOT a true sub!

E.

Yes, Sir.. girl will do that. Would You like them sent UPS or FedEx, Sir? Girl wants to do all she can to please, thank You for helping.

*girl places kiss upon Your foot

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Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, she became a butterfly.
Life is not a popularity contest, it's better to be hated for what you believe, than loved for a lie.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:18:31 PM

enigmabrat

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OMG LOL

falls out of her bed laffen

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:18:59 PM

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Savage, dear...you snooze, you lose *GRIN*

Now I'd trade a credit card to play with that pussy...

...wait? what? its on her picture...what did I say???? What DID I sayyyy???

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:24:01 PM

sleazybutterfly

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girl has sent her Vista and MASTERcurd numbers to You on the other side, Sir...

Thank You again..for allowing her to please You.

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~Curvylicious
Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, she became a butterfly.
Life is not a popularity contest, it's better to be hated for what you believe, than loved for a lie.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:24:34 PM

SavageFaerie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Savage, dear...you snooze, you lose *GRIN*

Now I'd trade a credit card to play with that pussy...

...wait? what? its on her picture...what did I say???? What DID I sayyyy???

E.

phuck....I never even got her here yet either.....WHY oh WHY did I sleep last night and let her loose on collarme.

SMACK HEAD REALLY REALLY HARD

Wait till DaBoss sees this in the morning. There will be bloody 'ell to pay for this fine mess.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:26:59 PM

enigmabrat

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its ok sage Ill take her place with you

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:27:33 PM

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Thanks i needed a good laugh.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:29:32 PM

SavageFaerie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: enigmabrat

its ok sage Ill take her place with you

Of course there is an empty hole in my heart now. It has needs.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:30:43 PM

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Flutterbi, you had me so scared, I just sent Brat a note asking if this was for real..stupid me didn't even scroll all the way down before my alarm bells were going off. I'm mad with you right now, and pouting too, you can't see me but I am.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:30:44 PM

enigmabrat

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Ok I can fill the hole :)

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:30:48 PM

Emperor1956

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enigmabrat, send Me your credit cards. You'll feel better.

E.

(Thinking: Maaaan this financial Dom stuff is the bees knees!)

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

(in reply to enigmabrat)

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:33:14 PM

SavageFaerie

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Emperor do not MAKE me bitch slap you....

I can give you Dom slapped references ROFL

Leave my wimmens alone.

a girl had needs here.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:33:35 PM

sleazybutterfly

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Savage, dear...you snooze, you lose *GRIN*

Now I'd trade a credit card to play with that pussy...

...wait? what? its on her picture...what did I say???? What DID I sayyyy???

E.

phuck....I never even got her here yet either.....WHY oh WHY did I sleep last night and let her loose on collarme.

SMACK HEAD REALLY REALLY HARD

Wait till DaBoss sees this in the morning. There will be bloody 'ell to pay for this fine mess.

Please Ma'am.. don't.. DaBoss will have the bull whip after girl.. and it hurts girl very good...uhhh..bad, she means..

girl begs Ma'am.... not sure what for..but she begs..and is very good at it.

_____________________________

~Flutterby
~Curvylicious
Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, she became a butterfly.
Life is not a popularity contest, it's better to be hated for what you believe, than loved for a lie.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:33:44 PM

enigmabrat

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rigghhttt... LOL I dont have any credit cards Sir... But if you send me yours Ill send them back

(lol after a shoping spree that is)

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ratten cane $48.00 on Master card

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