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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:35:48 PM   
FelinePersuasion


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Seriously tho I do owe a thoughsand, 450, and some odd cents.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:35:48 PM   
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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:36:42 PM   
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Please Ma'am.. don't.. DaBoss will have the bull whip after girl.. and it hurts girl very good...uhhh..bad, she means..
 
girl begs Ma'am.... not sure what for..but she begs..and is very good at it.
 
 


To late bad girl....I have emailed all info already to DaBoss, you will stand at attention in the morning....

I am making extra popcorn and selling tickets....since some Damn Dom is robbing me blind around here.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:37:24 PM   
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Sure thing shimmy!!!!

and then I can send them back to him like he asked and it would be sorta like sending him mine

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:37:28 PM   
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Flutterbi, you had me so scared, I just sent Brat a note asking if this was for real..stupid me didn't even scroll all the way down before my alarm bells were going off.  I'm mad with you right now, and pouting too, you can't see me but I am.


*gets on knees cups hands together with tears in her eyes*
 please, oh please..forgive girl, Shimmy Ma'am... *pouts back*
 
Love ya.. missed ya *grin*

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:37:55 PM   
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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:38:50 PM   
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Flutterbi, you had me so scared, I just sent Brat a note asking if this was for real..stupid me didn't even scroll all the way down before my alarm bells were going off.  I'm mad with you right now, and pouting too, you can't see me but I am.


*TACKLE hugs shimmy shimmy*  I so missed you.

She has not taken her medication. I am working on this slight problem

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:39:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

Flutterbi, you had me so scared, I just sent Brat a note asking if this was for real..stupid me didn't even scroll all the way down before my alarm bells were going off.  I'm mad with you right now, and pouting too, you can't see me but I am.


*gets on knees cups hands together with tears in her eyes*
 please, oh please..forgive girl, Shimmy Ma'am... *pouts back*
 
Love ya.. missed ya *grin*


* Giggles* I know I've been gone a little while but I thought GOSH!! I've missed a lot, when did super switch go subbie...then I saw Nigeria and flipped out...ug I guess there really is a sucker born every minute and I'm sadly one of them.

* huggles you big* Missed you too


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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:40:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would send them to you enigma (my credit cards) but they are all maaxed out because I used them to bring My ONE from Lagos, Nigeria to Chicago.  See, I met her on CM, she emailed Me a note and told Me she was My ONE and she'd do anything for Me...something about ...wait...let Me find it....

quote:

  This girl would just like to annouce that she has met her One.  He is the best thing that has happened to girl and she is very happy.
 
Girl is most happy when she is crawling to get His drink out of the fridge,  licking His feet while He partakes of the cool beverage, finally curling up on the floor beside His bed at night.
 
She will probably not be allowed to be on here in the future, since she is moving to be with Him very soon.  She will miss America, but knows that she will be quite happy and safe in Nigeria.  He says girl will make lots of new friends there, they will appreciate her servitude.
 
Girl is going to miss her friends, but knows you all send her the very best. 
 



Once I got that I HAD to meet her.  well first I had to pay her school tuition in Nigeria....then there were the clothes she needed to dress in style...and then the plane tickets...who knew they were so expensive...but its all good because I'm meeting her at O'Hare Saturday!

Funny, I didn't know there were red headed Africans...

...with butterfly tats...

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:41:25 PM   
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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:42:20 PM   
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Tickets, I love tickets.... * tilts head* What are they for? And may I have some popcorn?


Girl being Bull Whipped tickets of course.

Kettle or Buttered?


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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:44:11 PM   
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Funny, I didn't know there were red headed Africans...

...with butterfly tats...

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Sir..girl was good..and did as instructed..she didn't tell a soul in the OP that it was YOU she was talking about.
 
She hopes she won't be punished because You told on Yourself...
 
girl hopes You will stand in way of bull whip for her..pretty please...

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:45:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

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Tickets, I love tickets.... * tilts head* What are they for? And may I have some popcorn?



*tackle hugs you right back and smacks in the middles to send us both rolling to the floor*

Ooooh * shivers* I love a good bull whipping!! I'll take two tickets please, one for me and one for my imagenary friend...thanks  * whispers "come on jimmy let's find a good seat'* Yeah jet lag does funny things to the mind......

Girl being Bull Whipped tickets of course.

Kettle or Buttered?



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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:46:16 PM   
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Okay,  ,maybe an inside joke, of which I am on the outside.  I need to know is this serious or not?    Nosey minds need to know  ;)

Owned



Just nod and Laugh.  No inside jokes.....serious brain problems here tho.
I would think this would be apparent.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:47:40 PM   
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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:48:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		"Stand in way of bullwhip"?  You African girls have such FUNNY expressions.  Sure...I mean...who could it hurt?

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and why does "Kettle or buttered" sound so DIRTY?

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:48:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

Tickets, I love tickets.... * tilts head* What are they for? And may I have some popcorn?



*tackle hugs you right back and smacks in the middles to send us both rolling to the floor*

Ooooh * shivers* I love a good bull whipping!! I'll take two tickets please, one for me and one for my imagenary friend...thanks  * whispers "come on jimmy let's find a good seat'* Yeah jet lag does funny things to the mind......

Girl being Bull Whipped tickets of course.

Kettle or Buttered?




Jimmy is MY emaginary Dom gawddd what a fake!!!!!

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:49:11 PM   
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Ooooh * shivers* I love a good bull whipping!! I'll take two tickets please, one for me and one for my imagenary friend...thanks  * whispers "come on jimmy let's find a good seat'* Yeah jet lag does funny things to the mind......



I was expecting more of a shimmy than a shivers....but that works too.
*tosses an imaginary ticket to jimmy*

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:49:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

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Okay,  ,maybe an inside joke, of which I am on the outside.  I need to know is this serious or not?    Nosey minds need to know  ;)

Owned



Just nod and Laugh.  No inside jokes.....serious brain problems here tho.
I would think this would be apparent.


Sage, Ma'am.. are you implying that girl has brain issues?
 
Actually, this is just what happens when most Butterfly's y-hoo msgr goes to sleep....
 
Bored Butterflies.. are dangerous..aren't they Emperor Sir?

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RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. - 8/10/2006 11:51:05 PM   
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and why does "Kettle or buttered" sound so DIRTY?


Because its either sweet or slippery of course.

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