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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 3:45:41 PM

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gooddogbenji is kinda lifestyle, no?

How about benisyours@ something?

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 3:49:28 PM

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why not use your own imagination? damm you are asking us to tell you what to write, asking us to post this crap and you want us to tell you what to use for an email address. if you look up lazy in the dictionary you will find a picture of benji

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 3:52:51 PM

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Yeah, well, this is a scientific experiment by the whole community. I came up with the idea, and you guys come up with the rest. I report back what I found.

Seems fair to me! LOL

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 3:57:47 PM

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How about:

Toronto male, (insert age), seeking a confident, open-minded woman.

If you're interested in a female-led relationship where you can explore having your cake and eating it too, please write me at:

[email protected]

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 4:36:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Alrighty, someone, in another thread (Considering this is the first post, it would be tough to have been in this thread, no?) suggested posting an ad on community boards to look for a Domme. This got me thinking. Would this work????

So, I have decided to test it out. I want to post a paper in my building's laundry room which would attract the right type of woman. I do have a few questions, to make it a kind of CM scientific, sociological experiment. Essentially, what I would like to do is to attract a dominant woman not into BDSM, without scaring her off. No mentions of slavery, or "I need to have electrified stakes shoved through my balls as you set my hair on fire."

Please note, I neither expect this to work, nor do I necessarily want to be owned by the responding women. I think it would be a very interesting experiment, and I would encourage everyone else to post similar notices near their homes, so we can get an idea of whether this would work.

Essentially, what I would like, is suggestions on how to go about this - phrasing, words to use, words to avoid, amount of text, contact info and such.

Obviously, posting too much there could quickly lead to problems, so I am thinking that an anonymous e-mail address would be best.

So, any suggestions?

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Sorry, i just don't understand why you would want to do this. (scratching her head). Perhaps you're just bored silly. It seems to me any woman let alone sincere Domina would find this a rather crude approach. But - who knows. In any event, whatever your motive - good luck with it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i guess.

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 4:50:14 PM

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A) Boredom
B) Curiousity
C) The off chance that someone may respond
D) Why the hell not?

And, as I said in the OP, (which you quoted) this is not about Dominas. This is about people not into BDSM.

Also, how is posting an ad there any different from posting one on here?

But thanks for your well wishes...... I guess.

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 4:54:36 PM

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a snip slap fanny whack--give a dog a bone!

quicky edited to say........Biotch directed to people not in the lifestyle........i love Dommes!

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 6:13:23 PM

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Now we need an ad that would attract sexually masochistic females. How abou:

"I am a captain looking for a first-mate to help steer my way through life.
You like spanking new gifts.  You enjoy being a "boy toy," and a show-off.
You are proud of your body, and a bit of a tease.   You know the ropes--
what men like and dislike. You enjoy buttering your mate's toast. You
think of your mate's needs before your own. You like feeling helpless
against male desire. It turns you on to serve your man dinner. You like
a man who knows how to crack a whip.   You crave feeling the chains
of love. You enjoy pleasing and giving pleasure to your significant other.
Your favorite group is Devo. You are into leather and goth."

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 6:27:58 PM

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I think it would be a very interesting experiment, and I would encourage everyone else to post similar notices near their homes, so we can get an idea of whether this would work.[/quote]

While we were at the ABATE Biker Boogie this July we did exactly what you are suggesting. We were set up right in the middle of the main drag, right next do to a dancer's pole and 6 spots up from the second one, a great spot to see and be seen.

I put a sign on our awning that said

"Male subbie wanted. Must be straight. Must be poly oriented"

We had a few folks ask for an explanation and one cutie in chaps and a cowboy hat(nothing else)take pictures for us but tell us his wife just would not understand.

Keep us posted how your experiment goes.

Tip: do not hump her leg on the first date.

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 6:29:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Yeah, well, this is a scientific experiment by the whole community. I came up with the idea, and you guys come up with the rest. I report back what I found.

Seems fair to me! LOL

Yours,

benji

I did my part, Benji; check your collarme mail.

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 6:30:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: Submotive

Sorry, i just don't understand why you would want to do this. (scratching her head). Perhaps you're just bored silly.

Read his sig line:

"And we all know what the effects of a bored benji are."

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 6:44:36 PM

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First update: The sign is posted.

After much deliberation, I decided on this text:

quote:

Toronto male, 23, seeking a confident, open-minded woman.

If you're interested in a female-led relationship where you can explore having your cake and eating it too, please write me at:

e-mail

I then put the address all along the bottom and cut into it, so people can tear them off easily.

I will keep updating here.

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 7:56:00 PM

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benji, I am truely impressed. I look forward to the updates.

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 8:01:06 PM

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Actually, subfever came up with it. We all know I'm not all that clever....

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 8:05:26 PM

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pffftttt

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 8:16:24 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Toronto male, 23, seeking a confident, open-minded woman.

If you're interested in a female-led relationship where you can explore having your cake and eating it too, please write me at:

e-mail

It's missing something. I know, how about this?

Toronto male, 23, seeking a confident, open-minded woman.

If you're interested in a female-led relationship where you can explore having your cake and eating it too while having your legs adoringly tinkled upon, please write me at:

e-mail

It sings!

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 8:16:50 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

And yes, I am involving the innocent. Screw 'em.
Yours, benji

THAT'S the spirit! Good boy!

(You know the saying: Cave Canem!)

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 8:23:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: stef

Toronto male, 23, seeking a confident, open-minded woman.

If you're interested in a female-led relationship where you can explore having your cake and eating it too while having your legs adoringly tinkled upon, please write me at:

e-mail

It sings!

~stef

*Grumbling*

Time to print a new sign and rehang it.... hmph.

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 8:29:09 PM

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Let us know how many tabs were torn off the first one!

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RE: Back to the basics - Laundromats - 8/18/2006 8:38:30 PM

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(I'm not actually going to change the sign. I think golden showers may scare off the vanillas, non?

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