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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:05:25 AM

gooddogbenji

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Aine,

Listen, I know they weren't polite e-mails, but I'm desperate! The next step will be icing your BF, and we all want to avoid that (By all I mean me and the other trolls) So just be nice to me and my troll friends, okay?

Yours,

benji

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:08:31 AM

Aine

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But I already lub joo, Benji! Besides, y'all just want my bootay....they just wan't to bitch. And you're nice about it!

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:15:02 AM

gooddogbenji

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Let's put it this way - they want to bitch, I want to be your bitch....

But I wouldn't say no to your bootay neither.

Yours,

benji

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:18:13 AM

Lorelei115

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Oooh Oooh , I had some dude from NY write me to say

"mm nice and fat. have some big macs."

Or something like that. I don't remember exactly.

I wrote back "No thanks, I prefer whoppers."

I mean.. why would somone waste their time writing silly emails like that? How bored can you possibly be with your life that you have to write insulting emails to strangers? *shrug* I will never know.

Edited cause there's more good ones:

I've gotten more than a few emails from submissives saying their Dominants have ordered them to send me pictures of them masturbating. ZUH?? Don't need it, don't want it, and if the Dominant really wants to use ME as a form of punishment, shouldnt they be asking me directly? Sheeeesh.

< Message edited by Lorelei115 -- 9/27/2006 10:21:59 AM >

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:18:26 AM

Aine

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*giggles and pats Benji's head, twirling her tail around his ankle*

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Honey, you obviously missed the "want to be used as a toilet fetish" thread or "where do I get instructions on setting my sub on fire" thread. LOL

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:29:44 AM

gooddogbenji

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Tail? I thought I was the only guy here whose tail hangs to his ankles, and you're not even a guy!

Yours,

benji

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:35:57 AM

Aine

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But mines....wait....I ain't walking into that one.

*grins*

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:36:41 AM

gooddogbenji

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You wouldn't be the first one to walk into it... When it's hard, at least....

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benji

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:40:45 AM

WhyteRavenne

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Nothing as funny as that...

However, today I recieved a nice, lengthly email that was a cut and paste of his profile!

Of course, it assumes myself, and every other femme sub must hate myself and feel unloved. Ummmm, no.

I am madly in love with myself, since I know I'm worth it.. and couldn't offer that to someone if I didn't think I was!

bah.... silly mortal!

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 10:47:54 AM

Aubre

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a/s/l

To which I'll say

9/f/Ukraine or something similarly surprising and stupid

or the other classic

r u m or f

to which I say

wtf is a rumorf?

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 11:03:46 AM

Aine

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aubre

a/s/l

To which I'll say

9/f/Ukraine or something similarly surprising and stupid

or the other classic

r u m or f

to which I say

wtf is a rumorf?

A morphing rumor?

Or maybe something like nu-morph? Kinda like nu-metal?

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Honey, you obviously missed the "want to be used as a toilet fetish" thread or "where do I get instructions on setting my sub on fire" thread. LOL

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 11:52:39 AM

MagiksSlave

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aine

Yet another jackass that doesn't have the balls(tits) to actually hash it out with me...send me two emails knowing I'm offline and then blocking me so I can't respond.

well i think i agree with that guy you dont need to be on this site you dont want anything it seems so its useless to be here. you dont want sex or anything and you say your a switch but dont want to be a sub or want any subs and you only have sex or play with your man....THEN WHY THE FUCK BE HERE ITS SENSELESS!!

Then this one a minute later

this site is for people who want something not for people who dont want anything you're stupid for being here and its a waste of space and time

Im confused as to why people care, it isnt hurting them that you are here why do they need to go out of their way to be nasty about things.

Magik's confused slave

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 11:54:33 AM

Aine

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Exactly. I find it hilarious that people go out of their way to send me emails then blocking me.

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Thank you, DelRay for that one.

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 12:01:22 PM

MagiksSlave

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LOL... I got a good one back when I had a singles profile open.. My profile had age group in it it was a pretty big span but i didnt want someone way older then me so i got an e-mail from a 55 yo even though my profile says 22-35 years old and i was nice e-mailed him back and said for him to read my profile about the age limit and he told me he didnt care what my limits are because they didnt mean anything becuase I was a slave and only what mattered was that he wanted me as a slave and that I was now HIS slave so anything i wanted didnt matter!! At the time this really really upset me that someone would act like that to me.. even now I feel a little of the how dare he say something like that feeling in me but mostly thinking back on it it makes me giggle!

Magik's slave

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 12:06:45 PM

Aine

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LOL

Those are always the funniest to me

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Honey, you obviously missed the "want to be used as a toilet fetish" thread or "where do I get instructions on setting my sub on fire" thread. LOL

Thank you, DelRay for that one.

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 12:08:32 PM

angelina1

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I recently posted about an amusing email I got from a Dom on here and was flamed for the post. Most of the message was deleted by an op as I was told I could not post the contents of a message I received. I then got so many replies suggesting that I had big issues for posting something like that in the first place and how I was being disrespectful to the Dom in question.

Funny how none of those people have posted any replies to this post and many here have been allowed to not only copy mail sent to them but to also include the names of the sender in their post. Does this have something to do with our British humour again I wonder???

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 12:11:40 PM

Aine

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quote:

ORIGINAL: angelina1

I recently posted about an amusing email I got from a Dom on here and was flamed for the post. Most of the message was deleted by an op as I was told I could not post the contents of a message I received. I then got so many replies suggesting that I had big issues for posting something like that in the first place and how I was being disrespectful to the Dom in question.

Funny how none of those people have posted any replies to this post and many here have been allowed to not only copy mail sent to them but to also include the names of the sender in their post. Does this have something to do with our British humour again I wonder???

Did you post the person's screenname?

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Honey, you obviously missed the "want to be used as a toilet fetish" thread or "where do I get instructions on setting my sub on fire" thread. LOL

Thank you, DelRay for that one.

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 12:13:27 PM

angelina1

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aine

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelina1

I recently posted about an amusing email I got from a Dom on here and was flamed for the post. Most of the message was deleted by an op as I was told I could not post the contents of a message I received. I then got so many replies suggesting that I had big issues for posting something like that in the first place and how I was being disrespectful to the Dom in question.

Funny how none of those people have posted any replies to this post and many here have been allowed to not only copy mail sent to them but to also include the names of the sender in their post. Does this have something to do with our British humour again I wonder???

Did you post the person's screenname?

No. There was no way to identify them from the post at all.

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 1:33:36 PM

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Whether or not there was anything to identify the sender is not the issue. Pasting emails in their entirety here is not allowed. If you want to post a brief excerpt, that's fine.

This thread slipped under our radar for some reason and we didn't come across the quotes, and they have since been removed. In the future, rather than complain about what you might feel is unfair treatment, please feel free to help us by reporting such posts using the 'report' link at the lower right hand corner of the offending posts.

Thank you.

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RE: Is this too funny or what?? - 9/27/2006 2:17:56 PM

angelina1

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven

Whether or not there was anything to identify the sender is not the issue. Pasting emails in their entirety here is not allowed. If you want to post a brief excerpt, that's fine.

This thread slipped under our radar for some reason and we didn't come across the quotes, and they have since been removed. In the future, rather than complain about what you might feel is unfair treatment, please feel free to help us by reporting such posts using the 'report' link at the lower right hand corner of the offending posts.

Thank you.

XI

And how exactly did you determine that my post contained the complete email received and the ops only contained an excerpt?

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