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male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 2:30:42 PM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		Male Written Pick-up lines 1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes. 3) Nice legs... What time do they open? 4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one? 9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's just not going to suck itself. 17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions? 19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 20) My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?
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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 2:33:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Those are just wrong!!!...LOL

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 2:40:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have heard at least 2 of those actually used in a bar to try and get my attention.  It hurts to snort beer through ones nose...

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 2:50:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

24) Do you sleep on your stomach?
"No."
"Can I?"

24) Do you sleep on your stomach?
"Yes."
"Good.  Then I don't have to flip you over before I fuck you in the ass."



I have Big Ben in my pants.  Well, all it needs is two hands and a face.

Let's make like my penis and hit the road.

You look like you have a foot fetish.  I only have 11 inches, but a great personality to boot!

(take her drink, chug it) Hey!  Can I buy you a drink?

(When you get shot down)  Don't make this rape turn into a murder!

Yours,


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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 3:51:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's just not going to suck itself.




I've used this line during one physical encounter .  Needless to say, I DID NOT get any head that evening.  I'm surprised to hear that someone else thought of it.

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 4:27:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Too funny, but I pitty guys that actually use any of these lines on a woman and expects a positive reaction.   Said as a joke is one thing, and I've heard some silly lines, but do guys really go out in public saying some of these things?

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 4:28:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		"Hi, my name is Biff, want some gumbo?"

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 4:32:28 PM   
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"Hi, my name is Biff, want some gumbo?"



Now see, that's a line I'll go for. 

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 4:37:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		My favorite one is "Nice boots.. wanna fuck?" hehehe.. that'll make me at least talk to the guy, cracks me up every time

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 4:38:22 PM   
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"Hi, my name is Biff, want some gumbo?"


Has any one ever actually known anyone named Biff?....been wondering for years

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 4:40:31 PM   
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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 4:43:42 PM   
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"Hi, my name is Biff, want some gumbo?"



Now see, that's a line I'll go for. 


You've got the collards, I'll bring the gumbo

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 4:46:31 PM   
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"Hi, my name is Biff, want some gumbo?"


Has any one ever actually known anyone named Biff?....been wondering for years


I haven't lol, I guess that's why it's a good fake name to use.
 
I take that back; there was a baseball player named Biff Pocoroba, played for the Braves.

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 5:03:10 PM   
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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 5:24:05 PM   
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6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 7:42:20 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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Status: offline 		how about the classics
 
1) Did it hurt whne you feel from heaven?
2) I can't remember my phone number can I have yours?
3) with lips like that a popsicles will worry
4) ask her if she would like to fuck ya . if she says no say "I suppose a blow job is out of the question huh?"
5) I hope your a bank cause I got a deposit for you
 
I'm sure there are other good ones

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 7:51:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lol, that's the one I immediately thought of when I read the title.  I've never been one to use pickup lines though...

quote:

ORIGINAL: APiratesMistress

My favorite one is "Nice boots.. wanna fuck?" hehehe.. that'll make me at least talk to the guy, cracks me up every time

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 8:17:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		One it shocked me a friend actually used and didn't get the hell beat out of him every time he used it....




" Fuck me if I'm wrong but didn't you want to kiss me."

Shocked me more that he actually got it to work

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 8:26:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		One I have been successful with, and I only even said it as a joke, is "wanna fuck".  It is astounding how many times that actually worked.  lol.  Along with "show Me your boobs".  I have seen more boobies that way than I care to recall.  haha.  Good times.  *sigh*.

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 8:59:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		"How about a pizza and a fuck?"  ::slap::  "what, you don't like pizza??"

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