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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/8/2006 7:02:50 PM

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Why can tomorrow be Saturday, Why!!!!

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/8/2006 7:03:44 PM

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I want coleslaw

Edit: and attention...yeah coleslaw and attention..that sounds good.

< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 10/8/2006 7:08:13 PM >

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/8/2006 7:32:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

I want coleslaw

i think i have some at the back of the fridge - don't know how old it is though!

i have come to the point of being so utterly disgusted with my body that i need to go on a complete detox mission. thing is, i don't have any motivation which sucks. 'doing it for me' is never enough for me as i don't think highly enough of myself for that. 'doing it for my girlfriend' doesn't work as she's happy with me being the way i am. i'm making a concerted effort to turn my life around, and it's bloody hard work but i'm trying. the only thing i can't see improving is this bloody body that i'm stuck in.

edited to add - i'm going to bed now, so g'night all. detox round 798(ish) begins tomorrow.

< Message edited by siouxie -- 10/8/2006 7:53:33 PM >

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/8/2006 8:21:18 PM

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I could always motivate you...granted youd be covered with cuts and bruises but I'd get you toughened up real quick.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/8/2006 8:32:56 PM

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There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/9/2006 8:26:45 PM

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quote:

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

Not bad, not bad.

There once was a Woman from
The inner city.
Who's love was alway's
Quite witty.
Alone with Her titty,
In the bedroom,
Shed sitty.
Is how She saved Her virginity.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/9/2006 9:38:49 PM

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There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/10/2006 7:10:33 AM

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I want someone to call me back and let me know that I got an interview... or better yet, the job.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/10/2006 7:12:29 AM

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I'm in a fucking insomnia phase...only two hours of sleep last night.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/10/2006 7:13:29 AM

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Sleep? whats that?

....hey umm....does something bad happen if you mix booze and tums?

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/10/2006 7:15:49 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

....hey umm....does something bad happen if you mix booze and tums?

hmmm..... you will let us know if it does, won't you?

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/10/2006 7:27:46 AM

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feels like....that foaming draino stuff is working it''s way through me.

Oh God...I think i'm gonna be shitting rum and pepsi pretty soon.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/10/2006 9:46:18 AM

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Dayum, rummy.............

That just sounds frothy...

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/10/2006 8:54:36 PM

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I saw a lady in green,
Who's body looked
Quite lean.

She gave up drinking
Which got Her
To thinking.

Just how nice She
Smelled real clean.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/10/2006 9:07:45 PM

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I knew an old whore from Peru
Who filled her vagina with glue
said she, with a grin
"Hell they paid to get in
And they'll pay to get out of there, too"

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/11/2006 6:51:09 AM

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quote:

I knew an old whore from Peru
Who filled her vagina with glue
said she, with a grin
"Hell they paid to get in
And they'll pay to get out of there, too"

There once was a Duke of Earl.
Who always sat on a pearl.
One day he had to pee
and when he got up,
It was then stolen by a squirrel.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/11/2006 7:36:42 AM

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There was a young fellow named Perkin,
Who was always jerkin his gherkin.
His father said, "Perkin,
Stop jerkin your gherkin!
Your gherkins fer ferkin, not jerkin."

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/11/2006 8:51:27 AM

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quote:

There was a young fellow named Perkin,
Who was always jerkin his gherkin.
His father said, "Perkin,
Stop jerkin your gherkin!
Your gherkins fer ferkin, not jerkin."

Not bad

This isn't your life story.
It's just the last couple of years.
We've been noticing some things
That fill our eyes with tears.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/11/2006 12:47:55 PM

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Got another hole in my ear today.

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RE: Anything goes here, anything... - 10/11/2006 3:29:09 PM

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...I got the flu... I hate being sick... I'm supposed to be cleaning and packing, and I'm just too damn tired.... I need a hug LOL!

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