knees2you
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There was a young girl from East Cheam who crept into the vestry unseen. She took down her knickers and likewise the vicar's and said, "how about it old bean?" Who's older than dirt that you might know? Whose birthday is in December, the big 4-0? He's got lots of gray hair, but soon there'll be none. Probably by the time he turns forty-one. Grecian Formula's not going to take the gray away. Cuz he's losing it little by little each day. There's going to be a party, no need to behave. For this party is for crotchety old Dave. The party's at his house on January eleven. Please arrive early, anytime after seven. It's a surprise, so please don't be late. For he'll be arriving approximately at eight. Ant, & LilBecque Night all.
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