NastyDaddy -> RE: Islam Religion of Peace??? (9/12/2006 6:43:29 PM)
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Oh it's just such a really pretty way to get people to exterminate those who don't buy it, very lovely.... quote:
ORIGINAL: CuriouslyKat So let whip out the old Quran and give those verses you quote a look see! Please note I am going by the Quran, the commentaries, my own knowledge and opinion. Also, I am not a Christian or a Muslim. Just someone who loves knowledge and being of an open mind. Verse 4: 74 Let those fight (hey *true* believers, got a job for ya) In the cause of Allah (needing my *true* believers to fight) Who sells the life on this world (and blow themselves up) For the Hereafter. (for them 40 virgins I promised ya.) To him who fighteth (to those *true* believers who do blow themselves up) In the cause of Allah,- (because I promised you 40 virgins and wanted you blown up,-) Whether he is slain (whether your detonator works right or not) Or get victory- (or you do manage to blow yourself up) Soon shall We give him (in an instant my friend you will receive) A reward of great value. (your 40 hot virgin ho's.) In the Grace of Allah,- (these types of folks are guaranteed 40 virgins,-) Of the Prophets (who teach), (those who convince *true* believers they will get their 40 virgins) The Sincere (lovers of truth), (those *true* believers who buy this crap and think they will get 40 virgins) The martyrs, (those now wondering where the hell their 40 virgins are) And the Righteous (who do good): (those that don't stop their sons and daughters from blowing himself up) Ah! How beautiful the Company. (wotta heaven man! It's so very way cool up here and your 40 virgins are so hot and horny.) 9:111 Allah hath purchased of Believers (you've been owned) Their persons and their goods; (and your life is not your's;) For theirs (in return) (in exchange for your meager existence as a living person) Is the Garden(of Paradise): (you will get your 40 hot cherry bitches:) They fight in his Cause, (they who were duped and blew themselves up,) And slay the slain: (and killed them fooking infidels:) A promise binding on Him (this is no shit, trust me pal) In Truth, though the Torah, (we have a very special book for you,) The Gospel, and the Quran: (a really really special book it is:) And who is more faithful (who is the *truest* of *true* believers) To his Covenant than Allah? (and the best at using remote-controlled explodable disposable humans... than Allah?) Actually it looks like it could come in very handy for all kinds of other sinister applications too... WAY cool!
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