Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like??

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angelina1 -> Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 10:52:20 AM)
I have today received a couple of memos on collarme from a new Dom on the collar me scene. I want to thank him for giving me the biggest laugh in ages. So many mistakes in such a short space of time. <email deleted> Anyone that has read my profile will see that I am owned already and not looking. Oh and the only picture on my profile is one of my face! I pointed out that his obviously cut and pasted memo did nothing for me and that it would be a good idea if he changed his method to which I received, <email deleted> Now I don't know about the rest of you out there but I have had to ask Master to chain me down so that I don't go running after this one! The next reply from him is way too rude to post on here and tempted though I am to name and shame I can't bring myself to do it to the poor man. He is going to need all the luck and help he can get to find anyone on here to even chat to him with the way he talks. Hey ho another one to add to my list of sad people pretending to be Doms [Mod note: please don't paste emails into the forums]

mstrjx -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:06:28 AM)
Not a criticism, just a comment. Owned, not looking, but have under your 'actively seeking'..... dominant men. Your door, so to speak, is open to this and many more. Good luck. Jeff

velvetears -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:20:26 AM)
Why would a stranger's email get you so upset? Why would you allow his words to hold any power over you at all? Why would it affect you so much you start a thread about it? Anyone can sign up and be a member of CM, doesn't guarantee just because they do they will be sane or posess good character or even be a dominant (to your standards). He didn't read your profile and emailed you. No real harm done. Why not just ignore him or block him at that point?

angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:21:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mstrjx Not a criticism, just a comment. Owned, not looking, but have under your 'actively seeking'..... dominant men. Your door, so to speak, is open to this and many more. Good luck. Jeff I see. So what you are saying is that Doms do not actually read what we put on our profiles. They just check the tick boxes and go for it. Perhaps that explains so much.

juliaoceania -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:23:04 AM)
Well DUH... Ha Ha... like they care what we have to say about ourselves???..smiles

angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:24:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: velvetears Why would a stranger's email get you so upset? Why would you allow his words to hold any power over you at all? Why would it affect you so much you start a thread about it? Anyone can sign up and be a member of CM, doesn't guarantee just because they do they will be sane or posess good character or even be a dominant (to your standards). He didn't read your profile and emailed you. No real harm done. Why not just ignore him or block him at that point? Why can I not start a thread about it? As I said I thought the exchange and his posting was amusing. I apologise for your lack of sense of humour. Perhaps you could point out the point in my post where I said I was upset because I don't see it!

Termyn8or -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:28:19 AM)
He's trying to steal you away. I guess I can see why, but it still sucks. He's a stupid fuck. Anyone knows if you can steal someone they can be stolen from you. It was a joke, but it was said "If someone steals your Wife the best revenge is to let him keep her". Of course you're going to call him right ? Leave your Dom and just grab your clothes based on a couple of emails. Reminds me of someone I recently pretty much excommunicated. Talk about an idiot. <email deleted> If I were around at the time, I would start shoving my finger in my mouth, mocking that I wanted to throw up. See, it's not as bad as it seems, it is way worse. He does it in any public place, if he sees an attractive Woman on the street, at the mall, at Lowes, at Sears, at McDonald's. Everywhere. Sometimes I wonder how he ever got two kids, but then his Wife in a foreigner. Probably a mail order bride. Let's face it the chances of some foxy Woman not being able to hook up with a guy who can afford a car, being of good character, and someone who you want to have around you, just happens to be walking down the street is possible. But if she'll leave her Husband because your rusty old work truck is just so cool, maybe you ain't looking in the right places. Idiots. The world is full of idiots. Thanks for posting that, it makes me look good. Geez. LOL,,,,, of course you know that you want to be with me, and I can get you into the US on an H1B visa. I'll send you a plane ticket :-) T

angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:31:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or LOL,,,,, of course you know that you want to be with me, and I can get you into the US on an H1B visa. I'll send you a plane ticket :-) T Ok you sold it to me. Of course you are just exactly what I am looking for. Now tell me more about the visa and the plane ticket.... sorry I mean tell me more about you! His last email did say that he expected me to drop my Dom and go to him. See I posted this to show all the other Doms in a good light. [;)]

Misstoyou -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:33:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelina1 I see. So what you are saying is that Doms do not actually read what we put on our profiles. They just check the tick boxes and go for it. Perhaps that explains so much. A lot of people on here don't actually read. As an English teacher, I find this so sad. lol But what he was saying is that by unchecking "actively seeking dominant males" on your profile, you will reduce the number of unwanted messages. Simply a practical suggestion.

SadistCpl4fslv -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:45:01 AM)
I see. So what you are saying is that Doms do not actually read what we put on our profiles. They just check the tick boxes and go for it. Perhaps that explains so much. [/quote] So what you are saying by the use of the general term "Doms", not some Doms or those Doms, is that you have stereotyped all Dominants by the actions of this one. And are you so naive to think that some submissives and slaves are not like this as well? The majority of emails we recieve are from those that don't even bother to read the profile. But for goodness sakes that is what the deleate button is for.

CreativeDominant -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:46:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Misstoyou quote: ORIGINAL: angelina1 I see. So what you are saying is that Doms do not actually read what we put on our profiles. They just check the tick boxes and go for it. Perhaps that explains so much. A lot of people on here don't actually read. As an English teacher, I find this so sad. lol But what he was saying is that by unchecking "actively seeking dominant males" on your profile, you will reduce the number of unwanted messages. Simply a practical suggestion. I'll add a third voice in. As the first one tried to tell you, your message is apparently coming across as contradictory in that you state in your profile that you are "owned" and yet in another area you are state that you are "actively seeking" dominant men. Unchecking that, as noted by the original respondent to your post and the respondent above will stop any confusion.

angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:49:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant quote: ORIGINAL: Misstoyou quote: ORIGINAL: angelina1 I see. So what you are saying is that Doms do not actually read what we put on our profiles. They just check the tick boxes and go for it. Perhaps that explains so much. A lot of people on here don't actually read. As an English teacher, I find this so sad. lol But what he was saying is that by unchecking "actively seeking dominant males" on your profile, you will reduce the number of unwanted messages. Simply a practical suggestion. I'll add a third voice in. As the first one tried to tell you, your message is apparently coming across as contradictory in that you state in your profile that you are "owned" and yet in another area you are state that you are "actively seeking" dominant men. Unchecking that, as noted by the original respondent to your post and the respondent above will stop any confusion. Well heres a thing. I took the little tick out of the box as suggested and guess what? I have in the last 5 mins received 5 memos from other Dominant Males so I guess that worked well. I guess that many who have replied seem to have missed the title of this "Biggest Laugh" You are all taking things way to seriously. Lighten up for goodness sake.

BrutalAntipathy -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:51:07 AM)
I thought the OP was funny. Several of my friends and over a dozen acquaintances have told me similar stories, which leads me to believe that many people here do not read profiles. I use the metaphor of meat in shark infested water to describe the reaction to a female profile on collarme. *And with all the asinine, brain dead threads that recieve serious responses on the board, why should angelina be lambasted for posting her humerous exchange?* *Oh, and nice legs by the way! ha!*

velvetears -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:52:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelina1 Why can I not start a thread about it? As I said I thought the exchange and his posting was amusing. I apologise for your lack of sense of humour. Perhaps you could point out the point in my post where I said I was upset because I don't see it! "Now I don't know about the rest of you out there but I have had to ask Master to chain me down so that I don't go running after this one!" Why would you "run after this one" if not becuase you had some level of emotional disrupt?? i have a wonderful sense of humor - i just don't see your post as amusing.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:53:27 AM)
To all: Leave the poor OP alone! She got a note from a jerkwad, found it silly and wanted to share. Why are you all jumping on her? And Jeff, FWIW, CollarMe has NO choice other than "actively seeking" for that box, so people post what it is they would be interested in, NOT that they are available. Anyone with 1/4 of a human brain could read angelina1's profile and know she's taken. Besides, look at her profile...she has GREAT legs! E.

KnightofMists -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:54:51 AM)
I am just annoyed that he got to see your legs and the rest of us didn't.... could you um share your leg picture with the rest of us w?

Misstoyou -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 11:59:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelina1 ... Oh and the only picture on my profile is one of my face! ... Too funny! Are you guys trying to prove the OP's point? [:D]

angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:01:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: velvetears quote: ORIGINAL: angelina1 Why can I not start a thread about it? As I said I thought the exchange and his posting was amusing. I apologise for your lack of sense of humour. Perhaps you could point out the point in my post where I said I was upset because I don't see it! "Now I don't know about the rest of you out there but I have had to ask Master to chain me down so that I don't go running after this one!" Why would you "run after this one" if not becuase you had some level of emotional disrupt?? i have a wonderful sense of humor - i just don't see your post as amusing. Perhaps my English sense of humour is just too much for you. So sorry you don't see the amusement in it. You seem to have missed the point completely. As for emotional disrupt, there is none. It was a joke, but I guess you do not understand those.

angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:03:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KnightofMists I am just annoyed that he got to see your legs and the rest of us didn't.... could you um share your leg picture with the rest of us w? Darling KnightofMists my legs are there on my picture but I guess only Twue Doms can see them. [;)]

KnightofMists -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:13:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelina1 quote: ORIGINAL: KnightofMists I am just annoyed that he got to see your legs and the rest of us didn't.... could you um share your leg picture with the rest of us w? Darling KnightofMists my legs are there on my picture but I guess only Twue Doms can see them. [;)] oh yes... um I must of missed it in the picture... since I was um reading your profile...yeah that's it... I took in your words and they affected me deeply.... I think we are a match! I would have you kneel before me... but I think I will just enjoy those beautiful legs. g

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