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Emperor1956 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:51:31 PM)

I'm a TWUE DOM!  just ask holly.  I often am stopped on the street by admiring acolytes who I can direct in the ways of Twue Domination and Twue submission.  Sorry, submisswion.  Submisswion is what bwings us together, Today!

E.

(Overheard last night in My dungeon:   Is it twue what they say about your pewple?  OH ITS TWUE!  ITS TWUE!)

*snicker*

E.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:52:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

I'm a TWUE DOM!  just ask holly.  I often am stopped on the street by admiring acolytes who I can direct in the ways of Twue Domination and Twue submission.  Sorry, submisswion.  Submisswion is what bwings us together, Today!

E.

(Overheard last night in My dungeon:   Is it twue what they say about your pewple?  OH ITS TWUE!  ITS TWUE!)

*snicker*

E.




I've got the giggles now and I cant stop!  [:D]



Misstoyou -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 2:00:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mynded

I am going to do that right now.

Nevermind, did that from the start. But I still get props.



Yeah. Me, too. Notice I hedged in my response, and said "reduce the number of unwanted messages." [:D] Hope springs eternal on both ends.



BBBTBW -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 2:01:10 PM)

Angelina, 

Stop defending yourself.  Your humor obviously went over the heads of some, under the feet of others and right to the heart of still others.  You have a right to spread your humor in the way you did.  It's not your fault some people didn't get it.

Just a note everyone....HUMOR is different from different parts of the world.

Ms Loren 



angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 2:04:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BBBTBW

Angelina, 

Stop defending yourself.  Your humor obviously went over the heads of some, under the feet of others and right to the heart of still others.  You have a right to spread your humor in the way you did.  It's not your fault some people didn't get it.

Just a note everyone....HUMOR is different from different parts of the world.

Ms Loren 


Thank you. I do laugh at things that perhaps I shouldn't, but nice to see that others laugh on here too. Life should be fun and I certainly am having fun.



SweetSarijane -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 2:10:39 PM)

Keep finding the humor lol. I have a wacky, sarcastic, sassy, somewhat raunchy, and weird sense of humor myself and yes I laughed at your OP. I thought it was funny. I try to always find the humor and the positives in things that happen. Makes it a lot easier to deal with and get through.



NastyDaddy -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 3:02:09 PM)

Sorry I didn't get to read the e-mails before mods got them, but from what you are saying it kinda sounds like the dom was wondering why your dom wants another girl? The guy could have been thinking your search for a new girl was a sign you hadn't realized and was gonna do you a favor... in his mind kinda thing? Nah, he prolly just thought you were his cousin.



SadistCpl4fslv -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 3:10:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

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ORIGINAL: SadistCpl4fslv

Even after reducing Our profile to its simplest terms (two sentences), and then adding the postscript that "girl means GIRL! Not male, couple, or transgender", I just recieved an email from a male sub stating " I am on my knees ready to serve you Mistress".  Guess that kind of leaves the Master of the house out in the cold.  No problem..............DELEATE


he might have believed your profile if you would simply take the a out of the word "delete"
 
lmfaoooooooooo .. sorry couldn't resist


What the hell.........I am a proud graduate of Huked on Fonics.......ROFLAO




SadistCpl4fslv -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 3:35:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelina1

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ORIGINAL: SadistCpl4fslv

Even after reducing Our profile to its simplest terms (two sentences), and then adding the postscript that "girl means GIRL! Not male, couple, or transgender", I just recieved an email from a male sub stating " I am on my knees ready to serve you Mistress".  Guess that kind of leaves the Master of the house out in the cold.  No problem..............DELEATE


And your point is?

I get loads of memos from people who have not read my profile. The point that you have missed is that I found this one funny. OK you did not. So drop it. All you are doing by posting like this is making me feel sorry for you for your lack of understanding and humour.
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thanks for your sympathy.......I am sure that I will sleep better tonight knowing you care....LOL



cynthiamarie -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 3:59:34 PM)

I've almost forgotten about Doms, lol...but I still remember the time that I busted someone using multiple profiles on me, both Dom and sub ones.  The dude accidentally wrote me under his sub profile but signed his Dom name in closing. [:D]

The mail I get since I started on my Domme journey has been worse.  Finally had to change mine to NOT LOOKING just to cut down the mail.  Many are just form letters and ones from people who haven't read one word of my profile anyway, so no great loss.

Oh, I've gotten letters from someone in the UK for the past year and a half.  Under a dozen different names/profiles...but there's always been one picture that stays the same.  Maybe he feels it's his best one.  LOL, every time I see it I'm like...oh, you again.



angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 4:10:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SadistCpl4fslv

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ORIGINAL: angelina1

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ORIGINAL: SadistCpl4fslv

Even after reducing Our profile to its simplest terms (two sentences), and then adding the postscript that "girl means GIRL! Not male, couple, or transgender", I just recieved an email from a male sub stating " I am on my knees ready to serve you Mistress".  Guess that kind of leaves the Master of the house out in the cold.  No problem..............DELEATE


And your point is?

I get loads of memos from people who have not read my profile. The point that you have missed is that I found this one funny. OK you did not. So drop it. All you are doing by posting like this is making me feel sorry for you for your lack of understanding and humour.
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thanks for your sympathy.......I am sure that I will sleep better tonight knowing you care....LOL



Oh my! Did I see a LOL at the end of your post then. So you can laugh then. Bless perhaps all is not lost for you after all.



SadistCpl4fslv -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 4:15:31 PM)

Bravo angelina........your sarcasm almost makes me want to turn masochistic.  Now I understand why this "Dom" can't leave you alone.  I also understand why he is an idiot.



angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 4:17:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SadistCpl4fslv

Bravo angelina........your sarcasm almost makes me want to turn masochistic.  Now I understand why this "Dom" can't leave you alone.  I also understand why he is an idiot.


ROFLMAO



velvetears -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 5:41:39 PM)

Gee guess the mods lack a funny bone too.... wonder why that is [:D]



losttreasure -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 8:41:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

And Jeff, FWIW, CollarMe has NO choice other than "actively seeking" for that box, so people post what it is they would be interested in, NOT that they are available. 


Well, there is the option of not selecting any of the actively seeking choices, or marking the "friends only" one.  That would eliminate the profile from searches where any of other options was chosen in the selection criteria.



juliaoceania -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 9:15:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

You've been here since July of last year and this is the first time you got a stupid e-mail?


Perhaps the other stupid emails were not as amusing... most are just lame with no real entertainment value...



velvetears -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/18/2006 9:06:46 PM)

 It's a message board angelina and i can damn well post any damn thing i want and if you don't like it - well to freaking bad!  You are acting like a spoiled child emailing me with your little tantrum display and insults and then blocking me - grow up and get a thicker skin chickie, then maybe you just might be able to accept that not everyone will think your petty little vindictive actions of posting emails on the message boards is funny or humorous. The mods certainly didn't think so did they! Sorry it affected your narcissism to the point you had to email a total stranger over such a trivial issue - Grow up already!



Sinergy -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/18/2006 9:11:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: velvetears

Why would a stranger's email get you so upset?  Why would you allow his words to hold any power over you at all?  Why would it affect you so much you start a thread about it? 



What I am more curious about is why somebody who advertises them as a submissive would seek to publicly humiliate somebody who identifies as a Dominant.

I dont know you.  I dont know the person who you are posting about.  But technically you are attempting to bully somebody by non-consensually enlisting people to help you humiliating them.

I would appreciate it if you would keep your kink to yourself and not try to involve me in it.

Just me, could be wrong, etc.

Sinergy



masterofurnight -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/18/2006 9:19:30 PM)

Could be worse yall could get no email at all but then that would be a problem as well. Sometimes even unwanted attention is better then no attention at all.



roughleather -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/18/2006 10:42:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelina1
Anyone that has read my profile will see that I am owned already and not looking.


Look, you're on a dating site. If you just want to discuss BDSM, go over to Tribe, or "free-association.net", and check out the BDSM groups. It's totally different there; more on technique, far less whining.



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