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mynded -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:14:22 PM)

I am going to do that right now.

Nevermind, did that from the start. But I still get props. 




zero69u2 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:19:02 PM)

Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise...
pack your bags and leave tonight..

hold on loosely don't let go.. if you cling to tightly i'm going to lose control.

ohh your email guy is a creative genius.. you should send him a picture of your boobs and tell him nice try. :)




angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:22:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zero69u2

Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise...
pack your bags and leave tonight..

hold on loosely don't let go.. if you cling to tightly i'm going to lose control.

ohh your email guy is a creative genius.. you should send him a picture of your boobs and tell him nice try. :)



Hm I think he probably saw my boobs when he was looking at my legs so not sure he would get much from those, and anyway don't you think a pic of a pair of dangly, down by your knees breats would actually put him off?




mstrjx -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:24:55 PM)

Fuck the legs, I was really getting into the boots.

Jeff




mynded -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:28:16 PM)

That reminds me of a joke i once played on my teenage daughter but thats another topic so........never mind.




KnightofMists -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:29:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mstrjx

Fuck the legs, I was really getting into the boots.

Jeff


ooooh but look at her ass... have you ever seen such an ass.  I know I couldn't imagine one better.




angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:33:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

quote:

ORIGINAL: mstrjx

Fuck the legs, I was really getting into the boots.

Jeff


ooooh but look at her ass... have you ever seen such an ass.  I know I couldn't imagine one better.


Don't you worry. My ass is so huge there is enough for everyone.




Najakcharmer -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 12:45:55 PM)

Heck, my profile lists me as dominant and seeking friends only, and I still get mail like this and worse.  LOL




Celeste43 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:04:44 PM)

Hey, I can beat your email. I got one yesterday that was to the effect of he was the sub I've been looking for. And he called me Mistress! Sure didn't look at my profile because I know it says collared sub.




mnottertail -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:22:20 PM)

LOL,

Ja, it is a rough life.

Ron




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:28:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

Well DUH... Ha Ha... like they care what we have to say about ourselves???..smiles


hmmm ... did you say something here .... lmfaoooooo




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:36:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelina1

quote:

ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

I am just annoyed that he got to see your legs and the rest of us didn't.... could you um share your leg picture with the rest of us *w*?


Darling KnightofMists my legs are there on my picture but I guess only Twue Doms can see them. [;)] 


DAMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm . I must not be twue ... [&:]




angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:40:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

DAMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm . I must not be twue ... [&:]


Lol there are some of you out there.... join the small club of real ones.... [;)]




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:40:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Celeste43

Hey, I can beat your email. I got one yesterday that was to the effect of he was the sub I've been looking for. And he called me Mistress! Sure didn't look at my profile because I know it says collared sub.


you weren't supposed to tell on me Ma'am ... <sniff sniff>[:o]




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:42:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SadistCpl4fslv

Even after reducing Our profile to its simplest terms (two sentences), and then adding the postscript that "girl means GIRL! Not male, couple, or transgender", I just recieved an email from a male sub stating " I am on my knees ready to serve you Mistress".  Guess that kind of leaves the Master of the house out in the cold.  No problem..............DELEATE


he might have believed your profile if you would simply take the a out of the word "delete"
 
lmfaoooooooooo .. sorry couldn't resist




mstrjx -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:42:21 PM)

You can always tell when its the weekend, on CollarMe.




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:43:19 PM)

yes Jeff we can . your doing the boot worship thing again . shame on you  [8D]




Lordandmaster -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:46:36 PM)

You've been here since July of last year and this is the first time you got a stupid e-mail?




angelina1 -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:48:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

You've been here since July of last year and this is the first time you got a stupid e-mail?


Nope but I guess this one just tickled me and I thought it might amuse someone else too. I did not figure on so many people having sense of humour failures.





DivaDuchess -> RE: Biggest laugh in ages. What are you Doms like?? (9/16/2006 1:49:20 PM)

Legs??  And I missed them *searches frantically for my glasses* ... Oh yes, there are legs, but they are the fantom legs only this particular Dom can see.  POOH!!  He's obviously got an extreme case of 'God syndrom' ... Get beyond him and sweetie ... Change your profile so it doesn't troll the trolls, from seeking a Dom to anything else ... hell, We'll talk to you without the crap.  I love a good chat *lol*

Anyways ... just ignore the schmuck, not all Dom/Dommes are like that.  We're not and we're just 2 of many here.  It's getting through the crap, like that guy to the ones worth talking to.





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