Emperor1956
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LaM: Dick Burns? That belongs in the herpes thread! *** I knew a family growing up named "Tree" and the kids were named(I am not making this up): Jack Pine Tree Douglas Fir Tree and Mary Christmas Tree I've never known a better justification for parricide. *** I wanted to name my first born son Timothy. I liked the name. I thought "Tim" was a great boy's nickname. Then My wife, a converted Christian, told Me who Timothy WAS (hey, I grew up reading only the FIRST bible, not that "second" text.) Not a name for a nice Jewish boy. *** Consider that you don't know your son's ultimate sexual preference or career. Avoid names that will sound like a bad gay porn star: I have actually known one of each of a: Rock Marble, Richard (Dick) Granite, and Dick Hardway. *** As for place names, we once ran into a girl who told us "My name is Sunflower, because my mother told me I was conceived in a field of beautiful sunflowers." All I could think of was "Man, my name would have been '54 Bonneville..." E.
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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