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ElectraGlide -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/9/2006 10:10:01 PM)
The majority of the current crop of bikers are the ones that have seen too many episodes of American Chopper and Jessie James building bikes on the Discovery channel. After they dumped a bucket load of money into their new Harley and bought a load of riding clothes and accesories, you can buy their 3 year old bike with 2,000 miles on it after they got bored with it. Put a new battery in it and give it its first oil change of course. The rough and tuff outlaw biker type you are describing is hidden among all the band wagon jumpers. Dont be mad after all he did see his lady zipping up your pants. Just be glad that he let you leave with your weiner in your pants instead of cutting it off and shoving it in your mouth.

Riff -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/9/2006 11:50:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank You know who else pisses me off? BIKERS. Last night, after logging off of CollarMe, I ended up going out to the bar with some friends, (Yes I DO have friends; you can't hate everything) and nearly got my ass kicked by another biker. Notice that I said ANOTHER biker - because it's a given that any biker I meet will want to kick my ass within three minutes of initial contact. His girlfriend (unbeknownst to Yours Truly, at the time) was on the smoking patio outside of the bar, shivering in her hoody. She was cute little, black-haired, green-eyed, nose-studded chickadee, so I made some trivial comment or another to break the ice. She responded by laughing, then reaching down to zip up my fly, which I had accidently left undone after going to the bathroom. Now, her boyfriend.......a big, ugly, mean-looking, bearded, Sturgis-loving, son-of-bitch happened to walk out onto the smoking patio at exactly that that moment. Let's just say that a verbal confrontation ensued......................but I ended up just leaving with my buddies, before he got heated up enough to kick my ass - and he could have kicked it in a New York minute, too. I don't know why women want to date ugly men like that...............especially a big ol' meanie like this guy. My friend and I were dressed to the nines last night, and I had done my hair up and all that................and this dude had the nerve to call me "some fuckin' queer, tryin' to talk to my girl." I've tried and tried to figure out just why bikers are so dumb, but I just can't. Do their parents pass on the stupid gene, or is it the fumes from their bikes? Could anyone help me understand why bikers are so devoid of intellectual content? http://www.ci.arlington.wa.us/images/pages/N126/Motorcycle%20Crash.JPG I suggest that instead of making rash and innacurate comments you actually get to know some real bikers and learn about the life they lead and try and discover why they do what they do. You've just posted an entire tirade backed up with no evidence and made some gross assumptions. And next time, do your fly up and keep it where it belongs, out of harms way

Phoenixandnika -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 4:05:54 AM)
Hate is such a wasted emotion and one that drains you of so much energy. Though all the chips on your shoulder towards various groups do explain why you seem so miserable and unfulfilled in the majority of your posts. Your ignorance and demeanor could also explain why so many you “hate” want school you. Perhaps you could use a lesson or two, after all you don’t even know how to zip up your pants after using the facilities. (I have to ask if you don’t zip does that mean you don’t wash your hands either?) Have you ever asked yourself why you hate these groups? Where you rejected by them as a whole or buy a single person who participated in them? Perhaps it’s that you are simply afraid of “things” you do not understand. I could make my reaction to your ignorant comments personal (being a practicing Wiccan and a woman raised by a biker and who enjoys the company of MOST bikers) but I wont because you’re not worth it and I am a better person than that and I truly do beleive that negative energy breads negative energy. So have fun with all that negativity.

MsStick -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 4:50:26 AM)
Suggestion; you might want to differentiate between what 'Wicca' is to Traditional Wiccans, occultists, magicians and the like, and what you have come across in the context of the other categories you revile. G.B. Gardner (1940's naturist, some would say fetishist, what with the scourging of nekkid young females an all) would have had fuck all to do with what passes for 'Wicca' in most of America these days. Then again, perhaps you don't give a shit and prefer to perpetuate the ignorance. your choice entirely, I'm sure [;)]

twicehappy -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 5:07:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank You know who else pisses me off? BIKERS. *His girlfriend* . She was cute little, black-haired, green-eyed, nose-studded chickadee, her boyfriend.......a big, ugly, mean-looking, bearded, Sturgis-loving, son-of-bitch *why women want to date ugly men like that* Hmm........, could be he was intelligent, protective, loving, educated, gave great face (i agree oh Mistress mine and the other women who commented, i never met a biker who could not eat at the Y until your eyeballs rolled into the back of your head) and rode a bike. You might want to ponder for a bit why women you would describe as very good looking are with those long haired, bearded, tattooed, freedom loving individuals who ride while you were out with your friends dressed to the nines.......maybe those women are looking at what is inside those yummy leather and denim wrapped packages of meat.

kisshou -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 5:23:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel *well, I've never met one single biker that couldn't give the best face any woman could ask for.* does this refer to oral sex? ( I have a great reason for asking )

twicehappy -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 5:42:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kisshou quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel *well, I've never met one single biker that couldn't give the best face any woman could ask for.* does this refer to oral sex? ( I have a great reason for asking ) Lmao.......yup it is a euphemism for a mustache ride.

RazorJAK -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 5:53:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank It's just plain amazing how a sad, pathetic clown of a human being, can, all of a sudden, become an elitist when he/she joins a larger whole, Ahhh you mean like football players and anyone who belongs to a frat?

TreSwank -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:02:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsStick Suggestion; you might want to differentiate between what 'Wicca' is to Traditional Wiccans, occultists, magicians and the like, and what you have come across in the context of the other categories you revile. G.B. Gardner (1940's naturist, some would say fetishist, what with the scourging of nekkid young females an all) would have had fuck all to do with what passes for 'Wicca' in most of America these days. Then again, perhaps you don't give a shit and prefer to perpetuate the ignorance. your choice entirely, I'm sure [;)] This kind of reminds me of those folks who spend their time trying to explain the subtle nuances of the "Northern" Klingon dialect, as opposed to the that of the South. Oh my God, Wiccans are silly, silly people.

TreSwank -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:03:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Riff You've just posted an entire tirade backed up with no evidence and made some gross assumptions. And?

RazorJAK -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:05:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank because it's a given that any biker I meet will want to kick my ass within three minutes of initial contact. Kick your ass? Nah. Put the fear into you enough to make you lose bowel or bladder control? MOST DEFINATELY. Bones mend. Bruises heal. Humiliation lasts for years. At least that's what I used to instill in my bouncers. Fratboy types seem to think of it as a badge of honour to get beatdown by the bouncers of whatever club they're currently infecting. But when you HUMILIATE them in front of their drinking buddies? You don't see them for quite awhile. But take what I say witha grain of salt. I used to tell problem-child girls that if they didn't behave in the club I was going to donkeypunch their boyfriend up on stage. Wouldn't you know it but those guys made DAMNED sure their girls behaved.

RazorJAK -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:09:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy You might want to ponder for a bit why women you would describe as very good looking are with those long haired, bearded, tattooed, freedom loving individuals who ride while you were out with your friends dressed to the nines.......maybe those women are looking at what is inside those yummy leather and denim wrapped packages of meat. Stop, you're making me blush. ;-)

subjected2006 -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:09:59 AM)
hmmmmmmm I like women bikers. At the very least they have toned bodies. I thought I could contribute to this thread..but now that I am all warm and toasty thinking about girly bikers I cant think of any people that piss me off.. Rats

twicehappy -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:13:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy You might want to ponder for a bit why women you would describe as very good looking are with those long haired, bearded, tattooed, freedom loving individuals who ride while you were out with your friends dressed to the nines.......maybe those women are looking at what is inside those yummy leather and denim wrapped packages of meat. Stop, you're making me blush. ;-) Grins........I never understood why any woman would not prefer a knight in leather armor on a steel horse myself but there is no accounting for taste.

darkinshadows -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:15:48 AM)
Tre... You do realise your talents completely wasted and you should have your own wesite ' Life according to Tre'... by now?[;)] And does Stargate equal Startrek in hate ratings? Peace and Rapture

TreSwank -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:19:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank because it's a given that any biker I meet will want to kick my ass within three minutes of initial contact. Kick your ass? Nah. Put the fear into you enough to make you lose bowel or bladder control? MOST DEFINATELY. Bones mend. Bruises heal. Humiliation lasts for years. At least that's what I used to instill in my bouncers. Fratboy types seem to think of it as a badge of honour to get beatdown by the bouncers of whatever club they're currently infecting. But when you HUMILIATE them in front of their drinking buddies? You don't see them for quite awhile. But take what I say witha grain of salt. I used to tell problem-child girls that if they didn't behave in the club I was going to donkeypunch their boyfriend up on stage. Wouldn't you know it but those guys made DAMNED sure their girls behaved. Yeah.......we really didn't belong in there anywhere. We were all "Expressed" up. You DEFINITELY can't tell front my profile pic, which was taken after a fourteen-hour work shift with only a tiny wink of sleep (I'm gonna change it very soon), but when I go out to a new place, I dandy it up to the point that every man in the place just gives my little group dirty looks. Let me tell you............despite the high ratio of women-to-men in this bar, none of these guys looked like they even tried to do their hair or care for their appearance. It reeked of that high-handed, arbitrary masulinity, that says "Hey, I'm a fucking asshole, and so are my friends." One of my buddies, who is gay (not overt), was getting even more dirty looks than myself, because he literally had to excuse himself to go to the restroom because of all the female attention that was lavished on him. He was enjoying himself, but he had that "Why won't they leave me alone?" look in his eyes!!!!!!! I found it pretty amusing that the only guy in the joint that wasn't looking for women, had all the girls going Ga-Ga. Seriously, without trying, this guy got four phone numbers handed to him, which he probably called out of politeness to break the bad news.

Rumtiger -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:29:22 AM)
Shhhhhhhhhwwwwwoooooomp!! You hear that? it's the sound of the fun being sucked out of this thread from people who think everything they read is supposed to be taken so seriously that they've learned to click on thier mouse with the stick coming out thier asses. Lighten up, godamn.... And could be worse, he could be talking about those fuckin SCA people. Thats right, I fuckin said it.

TreSwank -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:35:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rumtiger Shhhhhhhhhwwwwwoooooomp!! You hear that? it's the sound of the fun being sucked out of this thread from people who think everything they read is supposed to be taken so seriously that they've learned to click on thier mouse with the stick coming out thier asses. Lighten up, godamn.... And could be worse, he could be talking about those fuckin SCA people. Thats right, I fuckin said it. Fuckin' A!!!!!!!!!

RazorJAK -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:37:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy You might want to ponder for a bit why women you would describe as very good looking are with those long haired, bearded, tattooed, freedom loving individuals who ride while you were out with your friends dressed to the nines.......maybe those women are looking at what is inside those yummy leather and denim wrapped packages of meat. Stop, you're making me blush. ;-) Grins........I never understood why any woman would not prefer a knight in leather armor on a steel horse myself but there is no accounting for taste. It's not so much a lack of taste but an instilled safeguard in the population not becoming the carboncopy cookiecutter HELL which the trustafarians and repugnicans want it to be. People are attracted to different things. Some women actually are attracted to assholes who dress in Abercrombi & Finch and drive around in SUVs even though they're never set foot in an area which actually NEEDS any offroad capability in their entire lives. Some women like athletes. Some women like geeks. Just like some men like big girls. Some men like the empty-headed vacous lollypop-skulled 3 pounds from organ failure whores like Paris Hilton. Some men (like me) like doublejointed fuckelves with no gag reflex. Variaty is the spice of life. And damned if I don't like my food mui calliente!

RazorJAK -> RE: More People That Piss Me Off. (10/10/2006 6:41:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rumtiger Shhhhhhhhhwwwwwoooooomp!! You hear that? it's the sound of the fun being sucked out of this thread from people who think everything they read is supposed to be taken so seriously that they've learned to click on thier mouse with the stick coming out thier asses. Lighten up, godamn.... Heh, what do you mean sucking out the fun? This IS fun. If it wasn't fun I'd have ignored the whole thing. Personally I'm giving Swankie the benefit of the doubt and assuming that he's writing all this in jest. He'd be a truly sad lil unlaid man if he really had those views :-) But like I said, I'm taking this all in fun.

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