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LaTigresse -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:01:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Do you know exactly how many bugs your average spider kills in it's lifetime?

When we are knee deep in flies and gnats and fleas and grasshoppers, I hope you stand up and accept your culpability in all this.

Sinergy


Okayyyyy, here's the deal.

I like spiders, I like that they eat bugs, I like taking photo's of spiders and spider webs..........OUTSIDE!!!

I don't mind spiders all over the yard, in the bushes, in the garage, or in my horse barn, not even in the hay mow.....hell I don't even mind that I walk blindly into those damned webs when I am walking the dogs in the dark.......BUT!!!

and I do mean BUT!!!!!!!!!!!

I do not want a spider in my house! Waking up in the middle of the night because something is tickling your face, thinking it is a hair or something, reaching up with your hand and accidentally smashing a big hairy spider across your cheek THEN going into the bathroom, turning on the light and seeing that carnage at 2AM.......well that did it. So now the spiders and I have an understanding on the farm. If you want to live you stay out of the house. Any spider that comes into the house is commiting suicide, its a given.



juliaoceania -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:07:59 PM)

Daddy sets spiders free.... I have witnessed this

It is part of his Spider Relocation Program



Emperor1956 -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:08:13 PM)

You know, of course, that virtually ALL the spiders we smash are female.

Makes you think, huh?

E



MissyRane -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:09:38 PM)

I run when I see spiders! and then I really DO mean run! you might get scream as a bonus if you're lucky[:)]

I was talkin to this dude..just chitchat ya know...had been talkin for 2 days n then he asked..do you want my 8 inch dick inside you...[8|]
and people wonder why I prefer women...[8|]



LaTigresse -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:16:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

Daddy sets spiders free.... I have witnessed this

It is part of his Spider Relocation Program


My respect for him increases. I just say "you were warned" and THWACK!!!!!!!! with the broom, flyswatter or whatever is handy. Maybe in their next life they will be more careful.

Do you suppose I will now have to come back as a spider in my next life? Spider THWACKing karma and so forth?



LaTigresse -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:17:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissyRane

I run when I see spiders! and then I really DO mean run! you might get scream as a bonus if you're lucky[:)]

I was talkin to this dude..just chitchat ya know...had been talkin for 2 days n then he asked..do you want my 8 inch dick inside you...[8|]
and people wonder why I prefer women...[8|]



Nooooooooooo kidding!!! 8 measly inches!! What the hell was he even thinking? [;)]



TreSwank -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:21:07 PM)

Good God!!!!  If eight is measly, I'm gonna have some major self-esteem issues.  Jeez..................I always thought that eight was kinda huge.  Silly me.

I don't think that my insurance covers THAT kind of surgery.



RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:22:57 PM)

man i lost my happy wicked pill.  Damn it when you get too wicked and get in trouble.

uuuuuuuuuh


i agree spiders should have atleast 10 inches to shove up into an awaiting female....

the nerve




RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:24:17 PM)

Tres i thought i sent you to the processing center??



TreSwank -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:25:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RiotGirl

Tres i thought i sent you to the processing center??


Being a man, I, of course, got distracted by a "shiny thing" laying on the ground on the way to the center.  Upon further investigation, it turned out to be a "Snickers" wrapper.

I can't tell you how long I stood there, scratching my head, and fondling my grossly inadequate, "not quite eight inches", while I made nearly indecipherable grunting noises. 



MissyRane -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:25:41 PM)

LOOL



Lordandmaster -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:28:05 PM)

Many threads started by Riot end up with her posting a picture of her pussy, so I'm waiting to see whether this one will follow the same pattern.



Brandon72 -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:36:12 PM)

Did somebody say pussy? Ya baby!

oh sorry that was my dick talking...



RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 4:55:42 PM)

ooooooooooomg  LOL

LAM -  TO the PROCESSING center for you!!!!!!!!

LOL  Shame on you. 

but here you go.. since you asked for it...

http://kamaladolphinkingsley.com/otisblog/images/otis-vagina-lips-web.jpg



RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 5:12:14 PM)

yeahhhhhhhh and here are some better pics for you LAM

http://belzhaba.com/files/images/vagina.jpg

and i really think you should think about this

http://www.aids.gov.br/dst/imagem48.jpg

the next time yer doing anything sexual

yeah and they have punani's all over the place and i'll have you know - i searched 26 pages to find those for you



freyjasdottir -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 5:14:10 PM)

Most of the men I know are fairly intelligent, some of which are intelligent enough to make me feel like a babbling moron.  I find many good for a number of things, but the ones that are not useful or intellgent make sure you take their mother's with them to processing as who was the one to raised them to think that scratching their crotches in public and staring at breasts is appropriate.

I also am willing to relocate spiders instead of killing them, UNLESS they are in the shower, I can handle them anywhere else in the house but not while I am washing, do not want to even think of where they may end up.



Lordandmaster -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 5:17:23 PM)

What the hell are they inserting into that lovely pussy?

quote:

ORIGINAL: RiotGirl

http://belzhaba.com/files/images/vagina.jpg



RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 5:20:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

What the hell are they inserting into that lovely pussy?

quote:

ORIGINAL: RiotGirl

http://belzhaba.com/files/images/vagina.jpg



like i know LAM - i just snagged it off of google.  Um.. care to put up a picture so later when i'm masterbating and fantasizing about you.........

in the processing center being castrated and reformated i'll know who i'm terrorizing?



RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 6:06:44 PM)

And JUST for the record!!!  i did tell my Dom about the "processing, sterilization and selective genetic breeding" program

course he told me i'd lost my mind

and then i HAD to include why he was exempt from it all (cos technically by my friend -  he's a monkey.. since i'm a monkey fucker)

and well i was notified i've REALLY lost my mind. 

So other then losing my mind, i dun really think he has any objections to it.  So i've been given permission!  Watch out world



LRODANDMASTER -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 9:29:37 PM)

OK BUT LIKE WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET PITCHERS OF YER PUSSY?



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