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NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Men? (10/21/2006 12:33:13 AM)
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ORIGINAL: RiotGirl
I have noticed another trend (besides stupidty) BUT they do seem to go hand and hand.
MEN!! Omg we need more selective genetic breeding to cure the world of that problem too. Although if i was able to manage the program i think i would allow men to be born - but they'd be heavily screened and genetically reformatted.
Good God, save me from all the men running around! Well half of em, cos i likethe other half. I think i need to go around with my stupid stick and knock some intelligence in them. Either that or nail them in the nuts so hard that i stop any future breeding of their genetic make up. That could possibly solve the problem
I have alot of female friends and i'm telling you, i have yet to meet a man in my WHOLE life who is not a slut. Omg why did God give them a dick to think with? You know, i love my pussy - but i have enough restraint NOT to think with it.
What is up with these guys who have 2D vision and think with their dicks? And i think it wouldnt be so bad if they couls start out with their sentences along the lines of "my dick thinks this.... " "my dick really would like this... " "my dick thinks that... " "my dick wants.. "
You know!! If they could preface their idiotic words with "My dick thinks" i think we'd all be alot better off. I for one, would be really appreciative. Because then i can look at them and say "your dick is a fucking moron" And they might eventually after hearing me say that enough times realise they should stop THINKING with their dick.
but as today, i dont even think men can really tell the difference between the two brains. I know there some that can and i say we need to breed them alot and all over the world and that would also solve the problem. Because after years and years of breeding these "smart" men we would eventually wipe out the stupid population.
I have alot of solutions to these problems but, i think i would need to turn Domme to pull it off and create a small army of Domme's who are selectively placed around the world to really make a difference.
Maybe i should just create a support group........
and secretly among its members it'll be known as "women against stupid people and men who think with their dicks"
It may have already been said, but if any man on this board made a similar rant aimed towards women, you can guarantee the women would be up in arms. The fact is that both genders have their faults, but you can't say all inclusively that either men or women are anything for certain.
Having said all that, can you explain why you get turned on every time you do? People are weird and weird things turn us on. It's whether people decide to let the thoughts of their proverbial dicks rule their actions that decides whether they're a moron or not. It's not thinking with your dick, it's acting with it that gets you in trouble.
Allow me to quote song lyrics at you...
"Erection" by The Faint
"It's a scene from a movie.
It's an aisle at the store.
It's the view of a canyon.
The sound of a sword.
It's an orchard of peaches.
Your wife in the shower.
While you wait for appointments,
or as you walk through the bar.
Oh. Uh oh. Erection.
You know it's not only love, dear,
that can flip the switch up,
though it probably should be.
Maybe God fucked it up.
Oh. Uh oh. Erection.
It boiled up like a tower.
A monument in the park.
It's the cock of a rifle.
A memory in the dark.
You tried to keep it a secret.
Now the world's gonna know.
You tried for perfection,
but then Oh. Uh oh. Erection.
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