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mnottertail -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 3:49:24 AM)
Well as a man, I can tell you for a fact that you don't get any pussy if you don't think with your dick, I mean, if you don't bring it up, like.....'Honey, Mr Winkie has an oral cleaning scheduled for right about now'......well, they are just unawares and will watch soap operas. A side-effect is women bash you after they give you the pussy. A common phenonmenon and not worth 4 pages.........must be alot of torqued up pussy out here.....thank god for men bashing.......we orgasm and they bitch about us........it is simply cause and effect. Ron LOLOL

NorthernGent -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 4:24:08 AM)
My perspective: There are definite disadvantages of being short. I'm only around 5'7/5'8 which, although I've been out with women taller than me, it has cut me off from a minority of women. Then again, there are not many women around who are over 5'10 so it's not really a problem. CD's other point about his great cock (well done, by the way). Any man letting the size of his cock spoil things for him is mad. If you're struggling in the cock department then just borrow one, or buy an extension or pretend you have a cock like the Eiffel Tower and when you have to let her down gently then cross that bridge when you come to it - by that time you'll have charmed the arse off her anyway - she'll not be too interested. You can only play with the cards your dealt so no use crying over spilt milk. On CD's young men not getting laid point. Not here CD. If you're a young lad here and you have anything about you - i.e. a bit of conversation/sense of humour etc then you can find a hole to fill and get your cock sucked every night of the week (excuse the crudeness ladies). That is of course if getting laid or filling a hole is what you want from a woman. We all have our insecurities (man, woman and beast). While you're stood worrying about your hair, cock. height, etc she's sat worrying about whether she has pert tits, her hair, are you going to find her interesting etc. The trick is, whatever emotional baggage you have, forget it. Put it to one side. Grab the bull by the horns and get stuck in. There's no such thing as something for nothing in this life and it will not land on your lap - men have to get out there and earn it. In my experience, the characteristic women value more than anything is the ability to make her laugh. The height/hair/looks is simply a CV to get you an interview. Once the interview begins it is your charm and wit that will get you the job. Also, intelligence only goes so far. You could impress her with your knowledge of the structure and material of a wig wam and while she'll think you know your wigwams she'll also think you're a bit of a dick and you're boring the tits off her - she'll move on. My advice to men who are struggling with women - forget your physical characteristics and concentrate on your charm and above all else work on your a sense of humour.

meatcleaver -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 5:08:53 AM)
Too true NG. I never found slapping you dick on the table and telling her to get her laughing tackle round that, worked. Though I did use the line 'get your coat you've pulled' once and pulled the ugliest and most boring bit of talent in the group once. Hmm but she wasn't bad in the BJ department. EDIT I never expected Ms. Ugly to accept my invitation but I guess she was a s desperate as me that night.

LadyEllen -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 6:27:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent My perspective: There's no such thing as something for nothing in this life and it will not land on your lap - men have to get out there and earn it. I hope I'm not alone in seeing the irony of such a statement coming from you NG! Surely there should be action take to ensure that all men receive plastic surgery so that they all have the same opportunities as regards looks and penis size? They should all attend lessons to learn how to be stand up comedians, they should all be equally proficient in the "manly arts" and should all be issued with designer label clothes (or perhaps blue boiler suits)? All at the Queen's expense, of course. Some consistency in your arguments might be good, as I believe you pointed out to MC? E

meatcleaver -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 6:31:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Some consistency in your arguments might be good, as I believe you pointed out to MC? Why have I got such a big smirk on my face?[:)]

pahunkboy -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 6:55:04 AM)
on behalf of all my boyfriends that did not work out -you GO GIRL. on behalf of the hottest sex i ever had in my life- [but thats all it was] you go girl on behalf of living alone- i dont have to raise a boy in a mans body you go girl! :-)

NorthernGent -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 7:48:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent My perspective: There's no such thing as something for nothing in this life and it will not land on your lap - men have to get out there and earn it. I hope I'm not alone in seeing the irony of such a statement coming from you NG! I got it the wrong way around. As I was typing it I was smiling and thinking who will be first to come in with this point? I had MC down as winner with the good and cunning Lady coming in just behind in a photo finish. But, as we're on the point, why is it ironic and where is the inconsistency? You see, I know that you know exactly where I'm coming from and I know that you don't find anything in that statement inconsistent with anything else I've ever said. In fact, I will go as far as to say you are capable of reading people very well and you're just pulling a few strings here and there for your entertainment. So, why is that statement inconsistent with anything else I've said on this board.? Surely there should be action take to ensure that all men receive plastic surgery so that they all have the same opportunities as regards looks and penis size? They should all attend lessons to learn how to be stand up comedians, they should all be equally proficient in the "manly arts" and should all be issued with designer label clothes (or perhaps blue boiler suits)? All at the Queen's expense, of course. Some consistency in your arguments might be good, as I believe you pointed out to MC? E

NorthernGent -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 7:56:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: meatcleaver Too true NG. I never found slapping you dick on the table and telling her to get her laughing tackle round that, worked. Though I did use the line 'get your coat you've pulled' once and pulled the ugliest and most boring bit of talent in the group once. Hmm but she wasn't bad in the BJ department. EDIT I never expected Ms. Ugly to accept my invitation but I guess she was a s desperate as me that night. Every cloud has a silver lining MC [:)] Genuinely, I don't think I've ever used a line in my life. No offence intended here but the sort of women who would be impressed by corny chat up lines probably aren't the best of the bunch to take home. Best way is to get a chat going and see where it goes. As we grow up we're all learning and finding our feet and one thing I learned quickly is that if you can't make a woman laugh then it's an uphill struggle. Obviously, a few kind remarks go a long way too but, in my experience, the sort of women who are worth a relationship love charm, humour and kindness/compliments - the phyiscal characteristics will not clinch the deal.

meatcleaver -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 8:07:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent No offence intended here but the sort of women who would be impressed by corny chat up lines probably aren't the best of the bunch to take home. No offence taken. Having had my fair share of women I would take home and having married one of them, I'm not interested anymore. But I have found that intelligence, looks and class have little to do with someone's proclivities. I mainly mix with affluent middleclass types of a certain age because of my work (art is how I earn my money) and they too on the whole seem to have given up on serious relationships, though some are married and naturally they wouldn't be interested in serious which is fine by me.

NorthernGent -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 11:21:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: meatcleaver quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent No offence intended here but the sort of women who would be impressed by corny chat up lines probably aren't the best of the bunch to take home. No offence taken. Having had my fair share of women I would take home and having married one of them, I'm not interested anymore. But I have found that intelligence, looks and class have little to do with someone's proclivities. I mainly mix with affluent middleclass types of a certain age because of my work (art is how I earn my money) and they too on the whole seem to have given up on serious relationships, though some are married and naturally they wouldn't be interested in serious which is fine by me. What do you mean you're not interested anymore? Surely, you're not on a self-enforced period of abstinence?! I know they're hard work at times but that really would be cutting off your nose to spite your face [:)] Or do you mean you're just not interested in a relationship?

adommeforu -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 11:26:56 AM)
My Mother told Me once that chat up lines were like fishing lines, cast to catch us. If one is used well and is of its worth, one never knows what it wil reel in.

LadyEllen -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 11:52:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent My perspective: There's no such thing as something for nothing in this life and it will not land on your lap - men have to get out there and earn it. I hope I'm not alone in seeing the irony of such a statement coming from you NG! I got it the wrong way around. As I was typing it I was smiling and thinking who will be first to come in with this point? I had MC down as winner with the good and cunning Lady coming in just behind in a photo finish. But, as we're on the point, why is it ironic and where is the inconsistency? You see, I know that you know exactly where I'm coming from and I know that you don't find anything in that statement inconsistent with anything else I've ever said. In fact, I will go as far as to say you are capable of reading people very well and you're just pulling a few strings here and there for your entertainment. So, why is that statement inconsistent with anything else I've said on this board.? Surely there should be action take to ensure that all men receive plastic surgery so that they all have the same opportunities as regards looks and penis size? They should all attend lessons to learn how to be stand up comedians, they should all be equally proficient in the "manly arts" and should all be issued with designer label clothes (or perhaps blue boiler suits)? All at the Queen's expense, of course. Some consistency in your arguments might be good, as I believe you pointed out to MC? E Oh good grief! Riot - please could NG be first in line for the treatment you're suggesting? He seems to be a prime candidate. Thank you. E

NorthernGent -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 1:37:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Surely there should be action take to ensure that all men receive plastic surgery so that they all have the same opportunities as regards looks and penis size? It's dog eat dog out there when it comes to the opposite sex and a man expecting favours from another man will be waiting a long time. Besides, we all have the opportunity to do well with the opposite sex - the difference in this regard is that some men and women don't realise their opportunities. Like I said in the post above, you have to get stuck in and as my Grandad used to say when he'd had far too much to drink and drunkenly slipped into his wise man of Bhutan routine - time waits for no man. They should all attend lessons to learn how to be stand up comedians, they should all be equally proficient in the "manly arts" and should all be issued with designer label clothes (or perhaps blue boiler suits)? All at the Queen's expense, of course. The manly arts? I have a good idea of what you're referring to. If it's what I think it is I can't remember any of my girlfriends describing my technique as art work but maybe they did when discussing it with their girlfriends when I wasn't in attendance. I'd say the chances are probably around 0.01% but I'm an optimist by nature so I'll conclude that there is hope! Speaking of ex girlfriends. I went for an interview a few weeks ago - much to my taste, I was walked through the office to be interviewed I noticed it was full of women so a bit of a result there. What I didn't spot though was an ex-girlfriend of mine from about 5 years ago works in the same office - I spotted her when I came out of the interview. Low and behold, I was offered the job and I've taken it. Which means, in true womens' style, the ex will have told all of the girls in the office every last little detail about me - absolutely everything. Needless to say, I'm not looking forward to meeting everyone on the first day, shaking their hands and looking them in the eyes knowing full well that they will be thinking of everything from my snoring velocity to my leopard skin under-cracks. It's not going to be a pleasant experience! E

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 1:44:16 PM)
I love men! [:D]

LadyEllen -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 1:48:55 PM)
NG - now I get it it! You're into humiliation! Must be the reason for the stuff you post here! LOL! E

mstrjx -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 1:53:12 PM)
Men. Phooey. They should all be shot. HEY!!!! HEY!!!!! Don't start with me.

meatcleaver -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 2:10:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent What do you mean you're not interested anymore? Surely, you're not on a self-enforced period of abstinence?! I know they're hard work at times but that really would be cutting off your nose to spite your face [:)] Or do you mean you're just not interested in a relationship? I'm just not interested in a serious relationship. My inate misogyny requires women in my life[:)] and my current friend wouldn't have that misogyny any other way than served up with a little sugarcoated nastiness.[:D]

LTRsubNW -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 5:16:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RiotGirl I have noticed another trend (besides stupidty) (I'm absolutely certain you meant "stupidity") BUT they do seem to go hand and hand. (Indeed). MEN!! Omg we need more selective genetic breeding to cure the world of that problem too. Although if i was able to manage the program i think i would allow men to be born - but they'd be heavily screened and genetically reformatted. (I'm fairly confident the other half of the population have a similar opinion...I for one...concur...those "other" gender people...are fucking crazy motherfuckers {of course, I'm speaking of the fairer sex}). Good God, save me from all the men running around! Well half of em, cos i likethe other half. I think i need to go around with my stupid stick and knock some intelligence in them. Either that or nail them in the nuts so hard that i stop any future breeding of their genetic make up. That could possibly solve the problem (no comment...others may follow...but no doubt few will have the balls to do so). I have alot of female friends and i'm telling you, i have yet to meet a man in my WHOLE life who is not a slut. Omg why did God give them a dick to think with? (That was a fairly well thought out re-population thing...it's proven to be quite helpful actually). You know, i love my pussy - but i have enough restraint NOT to think with it. (Well, some of us don't {think with our dicks}...however, I do find myself thinking about your pussy roughly every 27 seconds. Well, actually not YOUR pussy...but A pussy...your pussy would be fine, and if given the opportunity, I'd think your pussy would be more than adequate...however...it wasn't your pussy I was thinking about). What is up with these guys who have 2D vision and think with their dicks? (See above) And i think it wouldnt be so bad if they couls (couls?) start out with their sentences along the lines of "my dick thinks this.... " "my dick really would like this... " "my dick thinks that... " "my dick wants.. " My dick would like you to think realistically. You know!! If they could preface their idiotic words with "My dick thinks" i think we'd all be alot better off. I for one, would be really appreciative. Because then i can look at them and say "your dick is a fucking moron" And they might eventually after hearing me say that enough times realise they should stop THINKING with their dick. but as today, i dont even think men can really tell the difference between the two brains. I know there ("are"?) some that can and i say we need to breed them alot and all over the world and that would also solve the problem. Because after years and years of breeding these "smart" men we would eventually wipe out the stupid population. Well, no one can argue with that. I have alot of solutions to these problems but, i think i would need to turn Domme to pull it off and create a small army of Domme's who are selectively placed around the world to really make a difference. An army of Dommes...I could live with this. Maybe i should just create a support group........ and secretly among its members it'll be known as "women against stupid people and men who think with their dicks" I could respond to this...but as you can tell...I'm far too polite. Well, actually...one more thing...not so polite (I'm sure)...My dick thinks you should take some valium.

Sinergy -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 5:19:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Nooooooooooo kidding!!! 8 measly inches!! What the hell was he even thinking? [;)] http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/biggest/spider.html 8 inches is nothing, this spider is bringing 12 inches to the party... Sinergy

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Men? (10/15/2006 5:23:20 PM)
Well, now I know where to get a second source of protein.

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