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CrappyDom -> Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:51:49 AM)

1- i worship my Master.
2- I am owned by my master 100%
3- I will have my service structured in a useful way
4- I will be re-educated and re-socialized
5- I will wear my collar or symbollic collar at all times

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[Mod Note:  please don't post copyrighted material in the forums.  See the original list on the author's website -  http://members.aol.com/dsdiary/128slaverules.html] 



justheather -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:53:47 AM)

Ye gads, you really read that?



NawTsIut -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:54:34 AM)

No Can't say I have..someone had extra time on their hands one day..



KatyLied -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:55:10 AM)

quote:

I will be re-educated and re-socialized


There are many who would benefit from such a rule!  Don't make me name names.

btw, I didn't read the entire thing.



juliaoceania -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:55:15 AM)

I have seen these before on some site or other, when I was a novice, and they scared the hell out of me until I realized this was probably not the model for most Ds relationships... that process of coming to that realization from fear to laughter took less than 10 seconds while I was reading it, and i do not believe I even finished the list.



CrappyDom -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:56:48 AM)

I didn't have to go far.  It was on a cute girls (although I am beginning to wonder if it is really a woman and not a guy) profile and when I dropped her a line saying she might want to ask others about it she informed me quite clearly that anyone who was a crappy dom like me had NO idea what real D/s was all about....

So, being the asshole I am I posted it here but of course I had the minuscule amount of class needed to strip her name from it.

But can you imagine the sort of moron who comes up with this sort of crap?



dreamscape -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:56:53 AM)

Yeah, that is a ringer alright.  


Honestly, people scare me sometimes.



SlaveAkasha -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:57:11 AM)

Actually, I have seen that set of rules many times.  I don't see anything wrong with most of them, and I actually try to live by them, though not exactly as "rules".  I just live by them in a natural way, as part of being a slave.  I think it's silly to live by them word for word, but I can't say I totally disagree with the concept of them.  You can pick and choose what you like, and throw the rest out.  I think the formality of them though, if taken as a whole, and the slave made to learn in the way written is a bit over the top personally.
 
Akasha

Edited to add:No, I don't follow the rules, don't think that..I have read them before though, and follow only Rule #2... The rest of my relationship with Master falls into place after that.



justheather -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:57:15 AM)

I have to say I did like the part about eating plenty of carbohydrates.
That was hot.



CrappyDom -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:58:26 AM)

Heather,

You still have my vote as one of the two hottest pictures here on Collarme, that slight shot of thigh is just SO hot. 



LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:59:03 AM)

Ahhh the 128 slave rules.

Had a good discussion on that one in June.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_432075/mpage_1/key_website%252Crules/tm.htm#432275
128 rules of slavery?

And you shouldn't have violated copyright.




Lorelei115 -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:59:16 AM)

I dunno I couldn't get through it... my eyes blurred out after about 12 seconds due to inanity and tiny print.



justheather -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 9:59:58 AM)

Yay, go me!

(thanks)



michaelGA2 -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 10:01:10 AM)

damn, talk about overkill, i made it to about rule #38 before it got monotonous...reallt now. sounds extreme...even for Goreans (not sure if this is a Gorean relationship...but (please forgive me for reteating myself) DAMN!!!



CrappyDom -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 10:01:37 AM)

Akasha,
quote:

Actually, I have seen that set of rules many times.  I don't see anything wrong with most of them, and I actually try to live by them, though not exactly as "rules". 

 
quote:

I think it's silly to live by them word for word
,
 
quote:

You can pick and choose what you like, and throw the rest out.  I think the formality of them though, if taken as a whole, and the slave made to learn in the way written is a bit over the top personally. 
 
In other words you aren't living by them.

 



canupleaseme -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 10:01:38 AM)

christ i couldt be arsed to keep checkin they were all being followed to the tee let alone be that bored i would have to sit and write them out lmao[:)]



KatyLied -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 10:02:20 AM)

quote:

The power of my Master fills me with awe. Just the sheer thought of Him or the hearing of His voice gives me strength.


::swoon::



wild1cfl -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 10:02:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

Heather,

You still have my vote as one of the two hottest pictures here on Collarme, that slight shot of thigh is just SO hot. 

Hey it even thrills an old fart like me LOL



RedSavageSlave -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 10:03:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

39- The opportunity to please my Master is very important to me and I will take every chance to seek out such opportunities to do so to the best of my abilities and in accordance to how i have been taught or allowed to do so.


So what is wrong with just using rule 39 and letting it go at that???



CrappyDom -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 10:04:15 AM)

LA,  but I LIKE violating things...



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