BitaTruble -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 3:02:28 PM)
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ORIGINAL: michaelGA2 i think the Ferengi Rules Of Aquisition would have been easier to memorized, and there's 286 of them...LOL My God! There is a bigger nerd here than me. I had completely forgotten about the Ferengi Rules of Aquistion, and never knew their number. Now, if only there were females who knew about the Ferengi Rules of Aquisition and knew their number. If I ever find a sub, that is the first thing she will have to learn. Who says I'm not a sadist? Failure to get them all correct and in order will result in 40 lashes. Cheers, Michael The rules are constantly being updated. Currently, there are at least 299 Ferengi rules of Acquistion. "Rule #299. Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. (That way, it's easier to exploit them the next time.)" Sources: 1. Neelix, "False Profits" 2. Star Trek On the Brain Depending on your perspective, you might say there are at least 300. **. When no appropriate Rule applies, make one up. (The unwritten rule) [Example: When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits, kill the messenger.] Source: Arridor, "False Profits" Celeste http://www.geocities.com/christine_ab_ca/ferengi2.htm
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