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RedSavageSlave -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:09:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: justheather


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VOILA! D/s cupcakes.



Also please keep in mind that there is no more Duncan Hines Creamy Home-style frosting for the D/s cupcakes because I have eaten it all.


damn you and your high carb requirements LOL




ToGiveDivine -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:10:08 PM)

These rules don't exactly work for a male sub - well, at least not without a tad bit of surgery :-D




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:11:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ToGiveDivine

These rules don't exactly work for a male sub - well, at least not without a tad bit of surgery :-D


well there you go.. not only stupid but discriminatory as well.. <want me to find you a civil rights lawyer for this one?>




Lordandmaster -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:13:08 PM)

OK but y'all have to admit that Rule 27 is pretty good.




michaelGA2 -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:13:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave

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ORIGINAL: justheather


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VOILA! D/s cupcakes.



Also please keep in mind that there is no more Duncan Hines Creamy Home-style frosting for the D/s cupcakes because I have eaten it all.


damn you and your high carb requirements LOL


she couldn't have ate it all because i have a secret stash of the stuff in case of emergencies (depression)...which are frequent.




agirl -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:16:58 PM)

........with my nature, if it was a rule .....I'd oppose it.........talk about cutting my nose off to spite my face ....lol

agirl




Lordandmaster -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:18:54 PM)

Well, but you don't count, because you're absolutely adorable, and somebody in Winchester is a lucky motherfucker.




softpjOS -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:30:36 PM)

Guess a lesbian would be pondering a few of those too....can You say class action?? Where's that lawyer?? lol




michaelGA2 -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:32:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: softpjOS

Guess a lesbian would be pondering a few of those too....can You say class action?? Where's that lawyer?? lol


not to mention the straight males here also...where are OUR rules?

LOL




agirl -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 2:52:29 PM)

Dear Lordandmaster,

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Well, but you don't count, because you're absolutely adorable, and somebody in Winchester is a lucky motherfucker.


It's a pity that *adorable* rests in the eye of my beholder....grin.

My vanity resists opposing your view.....but, ok......I'm one awful Princess-agirl and am making the very most of your comment.Sigh. Thank you.

agirl






BitaTruble -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 3:02:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WhipTheHip

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ORIGINAL: michaelGA2
i think the Ferengi Rules Of Aquisition would have been easier to memorized, and there's 286 of them...LOL

 
My God!  There is a bigger nerd here than me.   I had completely forgotten about the Ferengi Rules of Aquistion, and never knew their number.   Now, if only there were females who knew about the Ferengi Rules of Aquisition and knew their number.  If I ever find a sub, that is the first thing she will have to learn.  Who says I'm not a sadist?  Failure to get them all correct and in order will result in 40 lashes.
 
Cheers,
Michael
 



The rules are constantly being updated. Currently, there are at least 299 Ferengi rules of Acquistion.

"Rule #299. Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. (That way, it's easier to exploit them the next time.)"
Sources:
1. Neelix, "False Profits"
2. Star Trek On the Brain

Depending on your perspective, you might say there are at least 300.

**. When no appropriate Rule applies, make one up. (The unwritten rule)
[Example: When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits, kill the messenger.]
Source: Arridor, "False Profits"
 
Celeste

http://www.geocities.com/christine_ab_ca/ferengi2.htm




michaelGA2 -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 3:13:36 PM)

what are the links? the highest i've seen when doing a search is 285




LadyEllen -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 3:14:42 PM)

OMG! Trekkies! Run for it!

E




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 3:15:20 PM)

<throws hands up in the air and declares this thread hijacked all to hell and back>




BitaTruble -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 3:29:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelGA2

what are the links? the highest i've seen when doing a search is 285


"False Prophets" is from Season 5 of Voyager .. I don't remember the episode #, but you should be able to research it online.

Celeste

edited to say DUH.. The Talaxian is Voyager, not DS9. lol




MagiksSlave -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 3:53:28 PM)

Just reminds me of the one true way crap some "Doms" and "slaves" spew!!

Magik's slave




swtnsparkling -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 3:58:21 PM)

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Its that ridicule was invited, and from what has been said at least, it was done with some sort of personal agenda not against the rules themselves, but against the person(s) who originated them or are following them.
 Of course it was.   ridicule- insults -deliberate  malicious belittling Doesn't matter the topic if they  don't like you- you become their game




CrappyDom -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 3:59:09 PM)

One true way, thanks for the perfect setup!

I stripped the victims name in order to protect them from even more idiotic predators.  I posted the rules to protect others from idiocy and yes, even perhaps to provide a wakeup call to a certain victim.

I realize some in this dysfunctional little community believe anything goes, I do not.  If they chose to out themselves, that was their choice not mine.




lesbiangirlslave -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 4:02:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

1- i worship my Master.
2- I am owned by my master 100%
3- I will have my service structured in a useful way
4- I will be re-educated and re-socialized
5- I will wear my collar or symbollic collar at all times

<remainder deleted>
 
[Mod Note:  please don't post copyrighted material in the forums.  See the original list on the author's website -  http://members.aol.com/dsdiary/128slaverules.html] 


Master, the 5 rules are too stupid to read. But this girl has also read your side with the 128 rules You made. Thsi girl has read them with pleasure and fully agreed with it. Its a great work. Everybody can read and this girl hope that the other also will read them.




justheather -> RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? (10/19/2006 4:04:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: swtnsparkling

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Its that ridicule was invited, and from what has been said at least, it was done with some sort of personal agenda not against the rules themselves, but against the person(s) who originated them or are following them.
 Of course it was.   ridicule- insults -deliberate  malicious belittling Doesn't matter the topic if they  don't like you- you become their game


Who are "they"?
Some people responded to this thread without ridiculing anything or anyone. Most of the people who responded thought this was the same list that has been passed around the boards for a long long time, and were talking about the list, not the people behind the list.
Let's not turn this into another "mob mentality" thread aimed at whomever happens to be the easiest target.
If people feel there was wrong-doing, why not stick to confronting specific behaviors, instead of talking about what "they always do". I think that would be much more effective and a lot less dramatic.




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