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RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine - 11/1/2006 5:41:04 AM

TreSwank

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Just goes to prove that affluent white women with too much leisure time are a pestilence.

Don't get me wrong; men's magazines can be just as trite and off-base as Cosmo.

Exhibit A: Men's Health article titled: Gain 20 Pounds of Muscle for Better Health and a Positive Body Image.

First of all, I don't want to gain 20 pounds of muscle for the health benefits - I want to gain it for the sake of impressing hot chicks and intimidating other men in bars, so I can steal away THEIR trophy poon-tang. Maybe those assholes will get it right next time.

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RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine - 11/1/2006 6:56:51 AM

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If I penned a reputable men's mag, it would be the most balls-to-the-wall, awesome publication ever, unlike those uber-commercial rags "Maxim", "Blender", and "FHM.". I'm thinking of something along the lines of Hustler, crossed with UFC, crossed with Scientific American, crossed with Weekly World News.

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RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine - 11/1/2006 7:50:39 PM

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Does that mean you'll dress up in Armani to bitch-slap all the rest of the unworthy magazines who dare populate the same rack as your monthly guy bible?

Cuz I would pay to see that. :P

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