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Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 2:50:43 PM   
juliaoceania


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Status: offline 		I am in quite a quandary and need some help. I was talking with my Daddy while he is on his way to Hollyweird to teach women’s self defense. As he is happily chatting away he tells me I will have to hold on for a minute, he then comes back stating that he had to make a U-turn and Sunset Boulevard is too narrow to navigate very easily. I express my sympathy for the danger and peril he must face in order to make it to teach class each and every week.

He has told me my sympathy, while nice, is just not good enough, he has commanded me to have Sunset Boulevard wider by the time he drives back through there next Tuesday. I tried to tell him I have no concept of how to accomplish this monumental task. What do I do first for example, hire a road crew or get a permit? Which government office overseas these sorts of things? He has told me it is not his job to carry out the task, it is only his job to order it, and since he is not into micromanagement it is not his problem. He was kind enough to let me know he expected the street widened 5 feet on each side, and that would require many of the buildings to also be moved back. I am so appreciative of his helpful hints, but I am still a little over my head and overwhelmed… will some of you please be kind enough to include some advice of how I can complete this task in the next 7 days and make my Daddy proud?

Thanks in advance!
Julia

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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 2:58:07 PM   
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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 2:58:44 PM   
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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 2:58:44 PM   
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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:00:45 PM   
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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:02:27 PM   
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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:06:41 PM   
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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:08:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		Setting you up for failure like that, are you sure he's a Twue Master?  I'd check his credentials if I were you.

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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:10:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: stef

Setting you up for failure like that, are you sure he's a Twue Master?  I'd check his credentials if I were you.

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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:10:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Demistress is onto something here - suggest putting a deposit down on a Harley tomorrow morning. Not only is this ultra macho as a way for a dom to travel, but also makes u-turns much simpler.

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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:11:26 PM   
demistress


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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:11:50 PM   
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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:20:07 PM   
loriangel


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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:26:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Get the traffic blocked off instead (for that time frame), and beg his forgiveness for having to make a reasonable substitution. LOL.

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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:47:05 PM   
BitaTruble


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quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I am in quite a quandary and need some help. I was talking with my Daddy while he is on his way to Hollyweird to teach women’s self defense. As he is happily chatting away he tells me I will have to hold on for a minute, he then comes back stating that he had to make a U-turn and Sunset Boulevard is too narrow to navigate very easily. I express my sympathy for the danger and peril he must face in order to make it to teach class each and every week.

He has told me my sympathy, while nice, is just not good enough, he has commanded me to have Sunset Boulevard wider by the time he drives back through there next Tuesday. I tried to tell him I have no concept of how to accomplish this monumental task. What do I do first for example, hire a road crew or get a permit? Which government office overseas these sorts of things? He has told me it is not his job to carry out the task, it is only his job to order it, and since he is not into micromanagement it is not his problem. He was kind enough to let me know he expected the street widened 5 feet on each side, and that would require many of the buildings to also be moved back. I am so appreciative of his helpful hints, but I am still a little over my head and overwhelmed… will some of you please be kind enough to include some advice of how I can complete this task in the next 7 days and make my Daddy proud?

Thanks in advance!
Julia

::bolded the important part::

OK, just want to make sure I understand the situation so as to give forth the best possible advice.

Sinergy had to make a U-Turn but had difficulty because his ass was too wide. U-turn, um.. that is .. you, in turn  were a wise-ass, so he, in-turn, brought out his internal wise-ass on the wide-ass issue and now you have to change the face of the Earth for being a wise-ass because his wide ass doesn't fit the landscape and you only have until nextTuesday to accomplish this feat. That about right? ::blinks::

I'm going to go on the assumption, that while I might not be perfectly accurate, it's close enough to offer up some helpful advice on this growth project. First of all.. get a spoon. I know for a fact that you have them available and can provide links to threads if you can't remember stating that this is, indeed, a fact.

Now, you can do one of two things with the spoon.  Either go to Sunset and start digging and actually making the space wide enough for Sinergy's ass... or.. take the spoon to Sinergy and beg him to use the spoon on your ass for being a wise ass. One of those two things should work for you.

Just me, could be wrong.. but there ya go.

Celeste



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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 3:56:40 PM   
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are you sure he's a Twue Master? 





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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 4:02:05 PM   
juliaoceania


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quote:

take the spoon to Sinergy and beg him to use the spoon on your ass for being a wise ass. One of those two things should work for you.


I am just trying to be a good submissive and I am willing to make sacrifices

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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 4:04:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK,  in relativistic terms, couldn't we just trade in the car for one with a smaller turning radius, I mean.............did you actually see him measuring the highway? 

Barring that, (for LTs amusement) can you find some material at hand to construct a rudimentary lathe?.....................


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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 4:07:35 PM   
LongArms


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Status: offline 		Or you can attack the assignment like a true highway engineer.  If you have a roadway which is 36 feet wide carrying three lanes of traffic, you can make the same roadway carry four lanes of traffice by reducing the lane width to nine feet instead of twelve feet.  Problem solved...one more lane, no construction cost other than for paint, and now master has that extra lane to use to make U turn.


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RE: Submissive needs Help ASAP! - 10/31/2006 4:09:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

Now, you can do one of two things with the spoon.  Either go to Sunset and start digging and actually making the space wide enough for Sinergy's ass... or.. take the spoon to Sinergy and beg him to use the spoon on your ass for being a wise ass. One of those two things should work for you.



Hello A/all,

I have posted before how little I enjoy micromanagement of my submissive as she performs the simple menial tasks which I give her to do.  I frequently explain to her that these things I give her are not rocket science, and somebody of her intellect and submissiveness should be able to knock them out easily and quickly.

It would not have been a problem making the u-turn, per se, except strumpet and I were talking on the telephone about sex and I drive a manual transmission. 

The two best solutions I have read so far are using wooden soup spoons to correct her insolent refusal to widen a major thoroughfare in West Hollyweird by next Tuesday, and having her purchase a nice Harley for me.

I can only assume that the Harley purchase is a form of apology for her refusal to be a twue submissive.

Thank you all for your time and consideration in this matter.

Sinergy

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