caitlyn
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Joined: 12/22/2004 Status: offline
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Enough slamming each other ... lets slam Vermont instead. Here in Houston, you can pretty much get in a bar under the drinking age if, a) you're a girl, b) you're attractive, c) you're dressed hawt. Vermont ... forget it. They card religiously, and "dressed hawt" seems to be jeans and a hoodie. For instance, TreSwank would be dressed "Vermont Hawt." Even when I did manage to get in a club (in this instance, with my parents), they were playing 'live' music ... covers of R.E.M. & Hootie and the Blowfish. Real R.E.M and Hootie and the Blowfish, sucks ... covers, doesn't even rate that. Guys in Vermont, all drive gHay cars. A single guy that drives a Volvo, Honda or Volkswagon ... needs therapy. Some guy that didn't even have a car, tried to chat me up. I guess we were supposed to walk to his place. Vermont girls have stupid hair. I think I was like four when that hyper-curly thing was cool. Then again, it's not their fault, because the entire state has no actual humidity. After two days, I had stupid hair too. The ad section of the Houston Cronicle that I throw away without reading, is bigger than the entire Sunday paper in Burlington. In the Burlington paper, they want all Republicans to stand in front of the Nuremburg tribunal. Vermont is much, much, much prettier than Houston, and far safer ... but I'm more than willing to make sacrifices for a society with real bars, guys with nice cars and not having to spread ten pounds of moisturizer on my skin every day. And I don't wear hoodies or flannel.
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