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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 6:18:46 AM

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and shoot their jism on the womens.

How on Earth could I have forgotten that one?

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 6:57:17 AM

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Can't live with them, but also can't live without them.

They need to be able to fix what's broken or if something is wrong in your life.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:52:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

In my experience when they say 'whats wrong?' and we women do our 'nothing' for hours on end before blowing up at them, the poor bloke genuinely wanted to know what was up and wouldnt it have made more sense to discuss it than let it wind us up?

Men have a pretty rough deal living with us women !!

A few of us have come up with a standard definition for when a woman says she's FINE.

F - ucked up
I - nsecure
N - eurotic
E - motionally overbearing

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:23:19 AM

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If a guy asks you out.. he obviously feels you are fine otherwise he wouldn't be wasting his time. He could care less about your hair or weight .. he sees 'you'. Do NOT ask him if your butt looks big in...(etc.) HE DOESN'T CARE!!!!

Self-confidence is really sexy. Know what you want so HE knows what you want.

Lotus.....You're sharp and on the money.

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It took me a LOOOOOG time to learn that!

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:29:01 AM

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ORIGINAL: RazorJAK

A few of us have come up with a standard definition for when a woman says she's FINE.

F - ucked up
I - nsecure
N - eurotic
E - motionally overbearing

B -eing
I - in
T -otal
C -ontrol (of)
H -erself.

And I betcha you're scratching your head wondering why a 'catch" like yourself hasn't been snatched up by now.

But I'll just take your post as the joke it was meant to be :)

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:40:31 AM

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Thats good, I like this one better
B-babe
I-in
T-the
C-control of
H-him

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 12:12:59 PM

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Here's another one:

Men are the otters of the universe. Just accept it. :)

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 12:14:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Here's another one:

Men are the otters of the universe. Just accept it. :)

i still view men as pigs...but that's just me

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 12:22:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Here's another one:

Men are the otters of the universe. Just accept it. :)

i still view men as pigs...but that's just me

Just can't help yourself, can you.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 12:39:12 PM

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nope...truth is truth...can't hide that...LOL

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 1:20:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

nope...truth is truth...can't hide that...LOL

Only if you let them be :)

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 4:56:33 PM

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well, as it stands...all male emails go straight to the trash, unread...i have no interest in what they have to say

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 5:03:32 PM

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20 posts in and you're already back to hating your own gender, eh?

Your positive attitude is great to see, but then again, aren't most gay men cheerful?

Yours,

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 5:04:56 PM

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why don't you tell me...i wouldn't know...i'm not gay

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 8:57:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

why don't you tell me...i wouldn't know...i'm not gay

ATTENTION!!!!!!

MICHAEL IS NOT GAY!!!! He may be jovial, amused, cheerful, bemused, verclempt..... but no.... HE IS NOT GAY!!!

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 8:59:42 PM

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thank You Ms LotusSong, Ma'am, for helping clear that up. maybe people will believe you since a few of them obviously can't get the hint from me.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:04:52 PM

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I gotta tell you, and this is rather hard for me, Mike.......cause I got some real problems of my own, but the way you fight your gayness is a testament to the whole fuckin' human race...........

God bless you,

Ron (I feel you brother)

kinda like the Rocky and Bullwinkle show tho, we know how this is gonna end with moose and squirrel and everything.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:06:54 PM

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LotusSong ... Never before have I heard such posting from a woman about men. You show a unique understanding. Honestly I can only attribute it to the fact that so few women seem to think men are worth getting to know, and that it is only us who should be figureing out women! (a daunting task to be sure). Thank you for your postings thus far! We are not merely the two-dimensional idiots that we are often portrayed as on TV sitcoms.

With that, I'll throw in my two cents.

For men, everything .... and I do mean everything .... is somehow a competition. ESPECIALLY in the context of relating to other men. It is locked deep within our hard-wiring. But, because it is so deeply ingrained in the social culture of men, we approach our competition with a sense of honor.

A group of men will quickely develop its own unwritten rules of fair play and conduct. A man that steps outside of those boundries is made aware of it fairly quickley.

Men approach tasks with a kind of singleminded focus that generates a level of detail unmatched. Okay, we can't multi-taks well. It is hard for men to walk and chew gum at the same time, but a problem that requires attention will have a man's undying focus.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:06:57 PM

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i have no gayness therefore there's nothing to fight...i hate men and love women...any problem with that?

now, if i were female...THEN i would be gay...but as a male...no F***ing way in hell

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:13:08 PM

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If a guy is taking a piss and gets to laughing really hard during, it will most likely end up all over the place.

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