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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:08:28 PM

DiurnalVampire

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Men (with the possible exception of Michael) tend not to really care how tey are dressed when they go out shopping with us. We should usualy be glad we have managed to get them to go out shopping with us.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:11:50 PM

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Men (who are straight and have a pulse) like to go shopping with women when it involves going to the lingerie section and modeling it privately for them at the fitting room door.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:12:58 PM

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i love shopping, regardless of the store (unless it's a spoting goods store, which i won't step foot in)

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:13:29 PM

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Why would you WANT us to do so in the first place? Don't you want to enjoy shipping without us hanging about, looking bored, pacing, and asking if you are done yet?

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:15:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

i love shopping, regardless of the store (unless it's a spoting goods store, which i won't step foot in)

But where would you go if you needed to buy some tennis BALLS.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:17:30 PM

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probably any number of stores nearby or i would wait in the car...i refuse to go into those stores since i despise sports

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:42:31 PM

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You women really don't think. Men get antsy after 15 minutes in a store (even, redhead, when you model the lingerie for us -- that's good for maybe another 1/2 hour). But we can sit in a tree stand virtually immobile for 4-5 hours waiting for a deer or we can lay in freezing muck before dawn for 2-3 hours waiting for a flock of geese to fly over. Why? Because we are holding a high powered shotgun or rifle while we wait.

Next time you take your man shopping, give him a gun. He'll be much easier on the trip, and the sales clerks at Macy's will be much more attentive.

E.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:46:35 PM

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Number one, the movie 'Elephant Man' has me in tears most of the time it runs.

Two--------and Mike this is a big two........

and I really don't give a fuck if I use numbers in this, just think of them all as number one.....

Like Mike Tyson, if you have a funny kinda voice, you have to rape women to overcome it.

If you wear sanitary socks, and someone in the gym who admires you for wearing them strikes up a conversation......there is no larger issue here, no ultimate test, lose the fuckin' sanitary socks......

Do not (whether you do or don't) tell people you sit down to pee for any reason, foreign or domestic, piss all over the toilet like a fuckin man, and the surrounding floor and rot out them little rubber backed 'cute' colored fringie rugs that the girls put down...don't even ask why, just do it......

I think every man here will give you a shot at a foible or two, but don't say shit in a one liner on the order of.........'never up my ass honey'.....it just ain't how it's done, K?
tell them up yours but don't banter with other men about the workings of mr winkie or mr brown eye............

It has kinda been intimated that men don't ask directions, and it can be inferred that if you can't find your ass without the aid of two hands and a flashlight you are female, in nature if not in the emotional realm.

LOL, thats enough, I am sure I got a couple weeks worth of mail, just outta that, but that is how men think...........

Ron

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:50:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

probably any number of stores nearby or i would wait in the car...i refuse to go into those stores since i despise sports

Don't for the love of god say you despise sports, say something on the order of fuck a bunch of sports or sports makes my dick soft or anything other than the word despise...that sounds like a recipe and probably is related to the word cilantro, and unless you are some kinda barbeque fag like Bobby Flay, and got something else going for it, the boys are gonna call you cilantro or thistle, K?

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:00:19 PM

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Men hate to share the remote!...I mean really!....try getting one away from them..it would require a blowtorch and the fact that they may have died a week ago before they will let it go..

.....*w*...Tempting

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:05:01 PM

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Ron: OF COURSE he despises sports. He's here, he's queer....get used to it.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:15:16 PM

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I mean really, what grade did I miss? Did I skip outta school one day because there were no sloppy joes or something and missed out that girls can despise you when they break up, but it is illegal for men to even despise not getting a blowjob? I mean what is the entemology of that word?
Grecian./faggian? did Abraham Lincoln despise the fallen at Gettysburg? Did the country despise the traitor Benedict Arnold? Did we despise the attack on Pearl Harbor........
Yesterday, December 7th 1942 a day that will be despised forever.........
No, I harbor no grudge against the nancy boys, I fought for their freedom, let them sing Over the Rainbow at the top of thier lungs, but don't despise.........know what I am saying, here?

Fuck, shit finger piss, nibble gobble chew........there is no despise in team.......

The Gipper

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:17:35 PM

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I might be partly to blame for Angels dislike of shopping with me anymore. He got put in the cart for being bad. *grin*

Most men (with the possible exception of Michael) cannot deal with being told they are wrong, especailly if it is a provable mistake.

Mike, im going too include that from now on, since you seem to be the exception to near every rule

DV

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:26:35 PM

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we're all only human and nobody's perfect. it is human nature for us to make mistakes. to deny that we do it...well...illogical

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:31:15 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

You women really don't think. Men get antsy after 15 minutes in a store (even, redhead, when you model the lingerie for us -- that's good for maybe another 1/2 hour). But we can sit in a tree stand virtually immobile for 4-5 hours waiting for a deer or we can lay in freezing muck before dawn for 2-3 hours waiting for a flock of geese to fly over. Why? Because we are holding a high powered shotgun or rifle while we wait.

Next time you take your man shopping, give him a gun. He'll be much easier on the trip, and the sales clerks at Macy's will be much more attentive.

E.

again, "most men" probably would get antsy shopping. also, on other point i am compelled to add in respoce to the above post...not all men are gun-totting rednecks out to shoot defenseless animals...and, really...hiding in a tree...please...where's that fair for the creature you're assasinating? i would love to see the tables turned and the animals get revenge for this

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:37:16 PM

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i would love to see the tables turned and the animals get revenge for this

*gets an image of a Far Side cartoon in my head*

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:41:46 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Number one, the movie 'Elephant Man' has me in tears most of the time it runs.

since this movie is based on a true story, i won't watch it...if i wanted reality, i wouldn't be sitting here on the forums bantering about anything...LOL

quote:

Do not (whether you do or don't) tell people you sit down to pee for any reason, foreign or domestic, piss all over the toilet like a fuckin man, and the surrounding floor and rot out them little rubber backed 'cute' colored fringie rugs that the girls put down...don't even ask why, just do it......

please, everyone has a right to use the toilet an way they want to...it's just the typical male that tries to deceive the world about their "short comings"

quote:

I think every man here will give you a shot at a foible or two, but don't say shit in a one liner on the order of.........'never up my ass honey'.....it just ain't how it's done, K?
tell them up yours but don't banter with other men about the workings of mr winkie or mr brown eye............

this is my favorite pet peave about men...naming their pricks...what moron came up with this little rule? what's next...naming your elbows, knees, ass cheeks and each and every finger and toe? let's get real here.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:42:51 PM

DiurnalVampire

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See, thats why I add it. No matter what I write, it wont pertain to my little Grumpy Bear.. um, Mike.

Theres one more, and Angel just gave me this one.
Men (not including Grumpy Bear) who go camping will feel the urge and usually act on it, to try and piss out the campfire

DV

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:42:52 PM

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yeah, a dear with a bazooka...LOL

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 11:44:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

See, thats why I add it. No matter what I write, it wont pertain to my little Grumpy Bear.. um, Mike.

Theres one more, and Angel just gave me this one.
Men (not including Grumpy Bear) who go camping will feel the urge and usually act on it, to try and piss out the campfire

DV

yeah, those type of men usually like to feel like forrest ranger's or Smoky the Bear...btw, i don't do camping either

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