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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:14:42 PM

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If a guy is taking a piss and gets to laughing really hard during, it will most likely end up all over the place.

that depends on if he is standing or sitting at the time.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:16:53 PM

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If a guy is taking a piss and gets to laughing really hard during, it will most likely end up all over the place.

If a guy is taking a piss while standing (for Michael since he's so nitpicky), it will most likely end up all over the place. ;)

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:17:12 PM

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If a guy is taking a piss and gets to laughing really hard during, it will most likely end up all over the place.

that depends on if he is standing or sitting at the time.

I thought that men usually stood while they pissed.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:17:27 PM

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I was thinking of the standing up, facing toilet, method.

edited to add...

Maybe we don't know that much about men after all?

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:20:32 PM

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not all pissing occurs while standing though (what's a nit and how do you "picky" it...LOL)

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:23:07 PM

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And I betcha you're scratching your head wondering why a 'catch" like yourself hasn't been snatched up by now.

*chuckles* I KNOW why I haven't "been snatched up by now". The females who've shown interest in me since I moved back here have all been:

1.) Married (- I don't collar cut. And I won't be part of breaking a marriage ring either. -)
2.) FAR too young for my tastes (- I've a standing rule that I don't date those who are too young to have seen "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" in the theater. It used to be "Star Wars" but that noodler Lucas went and screwed that up. -).
3.) Both 1 and 2.

Damn those annoying morels and shite. Always screwing up my potential image as a soulless womanizing lout.

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But I'll just take your post as the joke it was meant to be :)

It was only half meant as a joke. Any female I've met who says "I'm FINE!" (in that tone of voice) in answer to the questions "Are you okay?" or "What's wrong?" is usually ALL of the things I said FINE means.

There actually are some sane women who realize that, for a man to know what is wrong, he must be TOLD what is wrong.

It's the utterly insane ones who will not only stay mad but will get even angrier because "How DARE he not KNOW what I'm pissed about?".

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:24:55 PM

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Pissing whilst taking a dump... hadn't thought that far ahead. Do you just tuck it down and wizzle away? And if you were to burst into hysterics whilst pissing when seated, that could be a self-inflicted golden shower, n'est-ce pas?

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:26:21 PM

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If you are watching a movie with a man, and he is moved to tears, he wil start coughing or sneezing to cover up teh reason his eyes are wet, just so you dont know.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:27:26 PM

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yes to question one
no to question two

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:30:26 PM

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If you are watching a movie with a man, and he is moved to tears, he wil start coughing or sneezing to cover up teh reason his eyes are wet, just so you dont know.

i'm an exception to that rule. i have been known to cry at such movies...where is it written that a man is required to hide emotions such as this?

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:33:04 PM

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Its not, I hate it.
But the majority of the guys I know would rather die than admit they well up at movies. The one exception (until you, Michael) is that Angel cant help but cry his eyes out at Big Fish.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:34:11 PM

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According to the commercials, men cry at movies when they drop their Heinekens.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:36:14 PM

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Men will not ask for directions. Why???

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:43:05 PM

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Men will not ask for directions. Why???

If Christopher Columbus had stopped and asked for directions, we wouldnt be here now! So I am not stopping.

A direct quote.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:43:45 PM

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Men are inherently problem solvers. Thus, they hate to admit being lost and unable to figure out where to go.

Lol, although I have that feeling as well ... I was also cursed with no natural sense of direction ... hence I do stop and ask!

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:51:41 PM

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Men will not ask for directions. Why???

i think that alot of these myths should begin with "Most men"

yet again, i am an exception to another rule. i would rather ask directions than risk running out of gas in the middle of nowhere.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 9:56:44 PM

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I would rater stop and ask for directions, rather than driving around in circles for hours.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:02:15 PM

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Yep, doesn't make sense from a woman's perspective ... but then again, neither do a million things that women do!

Just one of those things you have to accepts as being part of who we are.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:04:38 PM

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As a man, I can tell you why I'm reluctant to ask for directions.

Whatever muffucker I ask is likely to be even MORE disoriented than I am. Only when I'm reasonably sure that I'm so hopelessly disoriented that some random dumass on the street may be able to help me do I even contemplate asking for directions.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/4/2006 10:05:59 PM

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hoo boy. In no particular order:

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If a guy asks you out.. he obviously feels you are fine otherwise he wouldn't be wasting his time. He could care less about your hair or weight .. he sees 'you'. Do NOT ask him if your butt looks big in...(etc.) HE DOESN'T CARE!!!!

Amen, Sister. From what I've seen, only gay men and other women obsess over how large a given woman's rear end appears.

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They snore when they sleep on their backs. Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.

SNORT!

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I know there are very few men who can resist a batting of the eyelashes followed by a sweet little voice saying "Please?"

This is cured by having a daughter, and a bit of strength of will. But God help the man who has the first, without the second!

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I know being told you're one of the guys by a man is really a compliment.

Absolutely correct. On the other hand, telling one of us that we are "one of the gals" just leaves us bewildered.

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Men like to burp and fart.

Yep. But only if you are in the room to witness. Its just so much more fun that way.

Look...its simple. Give this quiz to 100 people of mixed gender. The men will pick (c).:

You are out for a walk in the woods one evening, and a flying saucer suddenly stops above you, draws you up into its belly, and the aliens greet you. They give you a special device that can stop all war, all conflict on Earth. They tell you the device is powered by an other-world source that will never run out of "juice" and suggest you use it as you think it will best suit humanity. They drop you back to Earth, and leave.

You immediately take the device and:

(a) Bring it to Washington DC to share it with the President and Congress.

(b) Bring it to New York to share it with the United Nations.

(c) Bring it to your basement workshop so you can take it apart and see how this cool thing works!

E.

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