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Lashra -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:07:50 AM)
What I know about women They can bring you happiness, they can bring you sadness They can bring you pleasure, they can leave you cold They can bring you love, they can turn that love to hate. It just all depends on the woman in question. ~Lashra

RazorJAK -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:10:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK A few of us have come up with a standard definition for when a woman says she's FINE. F - ucked up I - nsecure N - eurotic E - motionally overbearing ouch !! ever thought maybe we say we a re fine to avoid the convo of whats wrong with us with you guys because nothing ever changes - same old shit - different guy [:D] Insanity = Doing the same thing over and over while expecting the results to be different. both sexes are guilty of this one surely? Indubidably, both genders keep on doing the same things with each relationships and then wonder why each one dissolves. We set ourselves up for failure and then are confused when failure DOES occur.

juliaoceania -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:15:39 AM)
Women need chocolate to help with their PMS, it is medicinal

missturbation -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:16:29 AM)
edited because i can and because i changed my mind

cuddleheart50 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:49:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania Women need chocolate to help with their PMS, it is medicinal Amen!!!!!!!

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:52:43 AM)
quote: Women cannot put eyeliner or mascara on with their mouths shut. you ever notice that, if a woman gets another woman to help put on eyeliner...the other woman opens her mouth also, as if she were putting it on herself...LOL

Lordandmaster -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:55:10 AM)
Yeah, why is that? quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Women cannot put eyeliner or mascara on with their mouths shut.

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:55:43 AM)
quote: Women need chocolate to help with their PMS, it is medicinal men do also...it helps to share...LOL

Fitznicely -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:58:24 AM)
Cushions...and cuddly toys. They need them, too. And candles. Lots of candles.

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:59:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fitznicely Cushions...and cuddly toys. They need them, too. And candles. Lots of candles. i love all these things too.

Mistresscarmen1 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 12:08:00 PM)
God made women with 3 boobs but decided only 2 were needed so made man out of the other boob !

Fitznicely -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 12:09:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia quote: ORIGINAL: Fitznicely Cushions...and cuddly toys. They need them, too. And candles. Lots of candles. i love all these things too. In moderation, surely? Would any man pack a sofa so full they couldn't sit on it, or fill a bedroom so full that you have to look Pooh Bear in the face while you're having sex...

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 12:13:17 PM)
wellllll....maybe not Pooh Bear...although i do like stuffed teddy bears...i also like unicorns and dolphins.

LotusSong -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 12:16:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia quote: Women need chocolate to help with their PMS, it is medicinal men do also...it helps to share...LOL Nice background in your pic, Michael :)

UtopianRanger -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 12:23:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 Ok men, lets hear it. What do you THINK you know about women.....hehehe Women are twice, maybe three times as viscous as men when they get into fist /physical fight – I’ve seen women fight other women at least thirty times and prolly closer to fifty; if they had any serious physical strength, they’d be hella dangerous. Women throw things when they get mad at men. Women won’t always admit it, but they usually like to be the driver – And I love that about them. Women have exceptional handwriting skills. - R

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 12:27:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong quote: ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia quote: Women need chocolate to help with their PMS, it is medicinal men do also...it helps to share...LOL Nice background in your pic, Michael :) better than before, Ma'am...thank You for Your help on changing it <<SMILES>>

Lordandmaster -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 12:30:16 PM)
Well, but that has a built-in Darwinian reason: a fistfight between two men could turn deadly, and men know that. So unless it's truly a life-or-death situation, men don't use deadly force. quote: ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger Women are twice, maybe three times as viscous as men when they get into fist /physical fight – I’ve seen women fight other women at least thirty times and prolly closer to fifty; if they had any serious physical strength, they’d be hella dangerous.

UtopianRanger -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 12:44:47 PM)
quote: Well, but that has a built-in Darwinian reason: a fistfight between two men could turn deadly, and men know that. So unless it's truly a life-or-death situation, men don't use deadly force. Good point. Men also don't become nearly as emotional in these types of situations - It's more ''matter of fact'' - R

cuddleheart50 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 12:55:38 PM)
Women won’t always admit it, but they usually like to be the driver – And I love that about them. I do like to drive, but I usually keep my mouth shut, and ride along. [:D]

LotusSong -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 1:19:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia quote: Women cannot put eyeliner or mascara on with their mouths shut. you ever notice that, if a woman gets another woman to help put on eyeliner...the other woman opens her mouth also, as if she were putting it on herself...LOL When you open your mouth it stabilizes your hand and eye.. really. That's why we do it.

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