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Fitznicely -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 1:53:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong quote: ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia quote: Women cannot put eyeliner or mascara on with their mouths shut. you ever notice that, if a woman gets another woman to help put on eyeliner...the other woman opens her mouth also, as if she were putting it on herself...LOL When you open your mouth it stabilizes your hand and eye.. really. That's why we do it. Well how come I still cut myself shaving, even when my mouth's wide open and contorted into weird shapes?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 2:14:09 PM)
Posted on Angel's request... his connection isnt playing nice again Women can be the softest, sweetest people you know, or the scariest people youll ever meet. Women will be protective over their men even if they dont need it. Even with our size difference, She will stil step in front of me if she thinks theres a threat. Its actually rather comforting. Women will dress to make sure they get looks, and then occasionaly complain that men just view them as objects to be admired. A woman can be at her sexiest when she is wearing sweats, tee shirts and no makeup, becasue you get to se the real her and not the face everyone else gets to see.

stockingluvr54 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 4:55:52 PM)
women between 18 and 30 are usually "pretty" women between 30 and 40 are usually "hot" women from 40 up can get flat out fucking gorgeous!!! jmo....

Mikal -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 5:16:31 PM)
About the eyeliner & mascara thing... I have no idea. I don't open my mouth shrugs. As for liking to drive, yes I do. And I make no bones about it... especially if the other driver is not qualified imo. Women have nice boobs. That's enough. [:D]

Aileen68 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 5:31:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stockingluvr54 women between 18 and 30 are usually "pretty" women between 30 and 40 are usually "hot" women from 40 up can get flat out fucking gorgeous!!! jmo.... You are a very, very smart man.

LTRsubNW -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 5:36:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 Ok men, lets hear it. What do you THINK you know about women.....hehehe 1) Women are fucking crazy (any man that debates me on this....well...you're a pussy). 2) They're fun, they're wonderful, they're soft and cuddly, they elicite very contrary and seductive thoughts... 3) They're delicious, delectable, delerious, de-yummmmm....and...fucking crazy. (Dat be what be wimmens).

Mikal -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 5:40:25 PM)
LTRsubNW... are you saying to want effing crazy women to Domme you, or you want to be Dominated by crazy effing women? There is a difference.... [;)] Or, that all women are inherently crazy, and you don't really want a Domme 'cause no one in their right mind want's to be at the mercy of a crazy person? Just curious.

LTRsubNW -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 5:53:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal LTRsubNW... are you saying to want effing crazy women to Domme you, or you want to be Dominated by crazy effing women? There is a difference.... [;)] Or, that all women are inherently crazy, and you don't really want a Domme 'cause no one in their right mind want's to be at the mercy of a crazy person? Just curious. No. Just that they're (women) fucking crazy. (Interpret it as you best can). Hey...flame on....

cuddleheart50 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 5:56:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 Ok men, lets hear it. What do you THINK you know about women.....hehehe 1) Women are fucking crazy (any man that debates me on this....well...you're a pussy). 2) They're fun, they're wonderful, they're soft and cuddly, they elicite very contrary and seductive thoughts... 3) They're delicious, delectable, delerious, de-yummmmm....and...fucking crazy. (Dat be what be wimmens). Being fucking crazy is what makes men want us...[:D]

LTRsubNW -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 5:59:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 quote: ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 Ok men, lets hear it. What do you THINK you know about women.....hehehe 1) Women are fucking crazy (any man that debates me on this....well...you're a pussy). 2) They're fun, they're wonderful, they're soft and cuddly, they elicite very contrary and seductive thoughts... 3) They're delicious, delectable, delerious, de-yummmmm....and...fucking crazy. (Dat be what be wimmens). Being fucking crazy is what makes men want us...[:D] Yeah well....I hate you and I love you (and I'm never entirely sure which...at any given moment).

cuddleheart50 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 6:00:44 PM)
Men love mystery, so we give them what they want..."evil laugh"

mnottertail -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 6:01:37 PM)
Your pissflaps vibrating is what makes the wind blow. Ron

cuddleheart50 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 6:03:11 PM)
Oh, sorry Ron, I forgot...men want blowjobs too....

mnottertail -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 6:04:40 PM)
they do, certainly; but this thread is about you, and all women. love................ XO, Ron

cuddleheart50 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 6:05:22 PM)
giving blowjobs! [:D]

sonny2000 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 6:19:54 PM)
I think the real problem with women is( Watch This is Earl) we get exactly what we deserve

ohbiguy32 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 7:32:12 PM)
I used to think that I was starting to understand women. Now, I have given up trying to understand and decided to just be gratefull that I am lucky enough to be with one who is willing to put up with me.

LTRsubNW -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 7:37:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ohbiguy32 I used to think that I was starting to understand women. Now, I have given up trying to understand and decided to just be gratefull that I am lucky enough to be with one who is willing to put up with me. Bud, clearly you haven't been paying attention....here's how it works; Women start to make sense...they recognize this...they change their tactics....they stop making sense. (The sooner you accept the fact that they just don't make any fucking sense...the sooner you'll be with the rest of us....confused).

Daddysredhead -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 7:56:49 PM)
My male unmentionable (still in elem. school) told me tonight, and I quote, "Girls talk a LOT! My friend called me tonight and I couldn't get her to say goodbye. My macaroni and cheese got cold before she would finally hang up." I think that about sums it up right there. giggles wildly [:D]

LotusSong -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 8:53:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fitznicely quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong quote: ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia quote: Women cannot put eyeliner or mascara on with their mouths shut. you ever notice that, if a woman gets another woman to help put on eyeliner...the other woman opens her mouth also, as if she were putting it on herself...LOL When you open your mouth it stabilizes your hand and eye.. really. That's why we do it. Well how come I still cut myself shaving, even when my mouth's wide open and contorted into weird shapes? Because you aren't putting mascara or makeup on your EYE :)

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