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fergus -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 9:12:35 PM)
Women approach life with an emotional sensativity that is a complete mystery to men. We tend to get all bottled up, and frankly, that is just how we are wired to dela with things. What would we do without women to remind us that it is okay to feel? There is a misconception that men rule the world, but the adage about the hand that rocks the cradle is true ... and more over, women set the rules ... and like there emotions ... the rules can change on a dime without warning or notice. whew what a wild ride. fergus

fergus -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 9:14:10 PM)
on the nature of hormones Hormones are a funny thing. Apparently, Testosterone fills a person with a strong desire to watch the three stooges. Having a large quantity of estrogen causes a person to shop for scented candles. fergus

RazorJAK -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 9:35:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fergus on the nature of hormones Hormones are a funny thing. Apparently, Testosterone fills a person with a strong desire to watch the three stooges. Having a large quantity of estrogen causes a person to shop for scented candles. fergus Which is kind of amusing when I think back on my previous roomie. She had a bigger Three Stooges collection than I did. I had a far larger candles, soaps, bathsalts, oils, and bathbombs than she did. ( I should own stock in LUSH. )

stockingluvr54 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/5/2006 8:00:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: stockingluvr54 women between 18 and 30 are usually "pretty" women between 30 and 40 are usually "hot" women from 40 up can get flat out fucking gorgeous!!! jmo.... You are a very, very smart man. Well thankyou..... You being a "natural" will only improve with age....(that's a serious compliment too). I happened to see Jacklyn Smith on TV the other night....hadn't seen her on the tube in years. She's gotta be late 50's by now? I about shit lead nickels.....she looks better now than when she was in Charlies Angels.....no shit! The true beauties just get better!

Aileen68 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/5/2006 8:06:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stockingluvr54 I happened to see Jacklyn Smith on TV the other night....hadn't seen her on the tube in years. She's gotta be late 50's by now? I about shit lead nickels.....she looks better now than when she was in Charlies Angels.....no shit! The true beauties just get better! Thanks...you need some glasses though. Yeah Jackyln was able to miss the wall, whereas Farrah hit it straight on going about 90mph.

CrazyC -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/5/2006 10:05:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail they do, certainly; but this thread is about you, and all women. love................ XO, Ron Ahhh, your so sweet.

missturbation -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/5/2006 12:45:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fitznicely quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong quote: ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia quote: Women cannot put eyeliner or mascara on with their mouths shut. you ever notice that, if a woman gets another woman to help put on eyeliner...the other woman opens her mouth also, as if she were putting it on herself...LOL When you open your mouth it stabilizes your hand and eye.. really. That's why we do it. Well how come I still cut myself shaving, even when my mouth's wide open and contorted into weird shapes? Because men dont get as much practice at opening thier mouths as woman do. Plus we practice our mouth skills regularly with u guys blow jobs

LaTigresse -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/6/2006 9:36:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger Women are twice, maybe three times as viscous as men when they get into fist /physical fight – I’ve seen women fight other women at least thirty times and prolly closer to fifty; if they had any serious physical strength, they’d be hella dangerous. Women throw things when they get mad at men. Women won’t always admit it, but they usually like to be the driver – And I love that about them. Women have exceptional handwriting skills. - R And THIS is why she said what you THINK you know........[:D] I refuse to get into a fist fight with anyone, but if I was pushed I would just blast the mofo into their next life, blast as in gun. I don't think I have ever thrown anything when mad. Certainly nothing that would give cause to have to clean up a mess or break something I like. I do love to drive...........really FAST! Ask the local sheriffs and state patrol....... My handwriting basically sucks.

Emperor1956 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/6/2006 9:44:20 AM)
quote: LaTigresse: And THIS is why she said what you THINK you know........[:D] I refuse to get into a fist fight with anyone, but if I was pushed I would just blast the mofo into their next life, blast as in gun. I don't think I have ever thrown anything when mad. Certainly nothing that would give cause to have to clean up a mess or break something I like. I do love to drive...........really FAST! Ask the local sheriffs and state patrol....... My handwriting basically sucks. Yah, but you are...well...y'know. . . . You are one of the guys GRIN (That's a compliment, remember? From another "Men/Women" thread). E.

mistoferin -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/6/2006 9:49:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger Women are twice, maybe three times as viscous as men when they get into fist /physical fight – I’ve seen women fight other women at least thirty times and prolly closer to fifty; if they had any serious physical strength, they’d be hella dangerous. Women throw things when they get mad at men. Women won’t always admit it, but they usually like to be the driver – And I love that about them. Women have exceptional handwriting skills. - R And THIS is why she said what you THINK you know........[:D] Actually, as an ex fighter I have to agree with him, which is why I have always said that given the choice...if I have to get into a physical confrontation I would choose to do so with a man rather than a woman. Men are very predicatable in a fight. You never know what to expect from a woman. And btw UR....some of do have some fairly serious physical strength[;)].

LaTigresse -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/6/2006 9:52:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 quote: LaTigresse: And THIS is why she said what you THINK you know........[:D] I refuse to get into a fist fight with anyone, but if I was pushed I would just blast the mofo into their next life, blast as in gun. I don't think I have ever thrown anything when mad. Certainly nothing that would give cause to have to clean up a mess or break something I like. I do love to drive...........really FAST! Ask the local sheriffs and state patrol....... My handwriting basically sucks. Yah, but you are...well...y'know. . . . You are one of the guys GRIN (That's a compliment, remember? From another "Men/Women" thread). E. Yeah, as cute and soft and smelling good as I am.........I never took offense when the guys said that. Oh, and another thing Mister E........I do NOT own any of those ugly birk-something or other shoes!!![:D]

UtopianRanger -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/7/2006 6:12:30 AM)
quote: My handwriting basically sucks. I make my living pushing paper.....and even though you say your handwriting is terrible, I'd bet a few bucks it's way better than most men's. Unless they have a disability, I have almost never known a lady to have poor handwriting. quote: And btw UR....some of do have some fairly serious physical strength Oh Erin..... I don't doubt that for a second. By the sheer nature of my prior business involvement, you'd be hard-pressed to find another individual as qualified as I to discount my statement about women fighting. I can't begin to tell you how many I thrown over my shoulder and ran into the kitchen with until the boys at the door get the other one in cab. A real woman on woman fist fight is utterly vicious. - R

onlythewindknows -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/7/2006 6:33:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger I have almost never known a lady to have poor handwriting. LMFAO mine is illegibile - thank goodness for computers! but i guess i am not a lady i am a sub [;)]

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