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Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! - 11/5/2006 5:56:26 AM

JerseyKrissi72

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That dress would look great on my floor.

* I've got a 6 inch tongue and know how to use it.

* Do you come here often?

* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

* Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

* Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

* Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?

* I have an 8 inch dick. (Inches may vary)

* The word for the night is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

* Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

* I have only three months to live.

* If I followed you home, would you keep me?

* Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

* So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

* What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

* What's your sign?

* Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

* Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

* You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 6:02:59 AM

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OK, this one worked for me:

"Got a light?"

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 6:10:42 AM

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"This is my first time doing this. I find that people take advantage of my honesty."

~retch~

I hate that man.

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 6:15:41 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MmakeMme

"This is my first time doing this. I find that people take advantage of my honesty."

~retch~

I hate that man.

Don't blame you. Gakk!

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 6:27:26 AM

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One guaranteed not to work;

"You look so familiar.......I'm sure I've come across your face before"

Needless to say, he's single

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 7:01:52 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

One guaranteed not to work;

"You look so familiar.......I'm sure I've come across your face before"

Needless to say, he's single

E

Actually that one worked for me.

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 7:04:36 AM

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There's always an exception to the rule Rum!

question - had you come across her face before?

Just wonderin'

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 7:07:58 AM

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of course not, i'm a perfect gentlemen for the first 5 minutes after all lol.

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Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
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If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 7:12:06 AM

LadyEllen

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Another I've heard;

"Do you sleep all night on your front?"

"no"

"well, do you mind if I do then?"

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 7:30:37 AM

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Hmmm .... Here are some real bad ones. :)

Your parents must be retarded cuz you're special.

Wanna go back to my place and play Pearl Harbor? I can lay back and you can blow the hell out of me.

That blouse is very becoming on you. If I were that blouse I'd be coming on you too.

Let's play carpenter. I can lay you down and nail you.

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 7:37:11 AM

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Do you have any Russian (or whatever you nationality is) in you? Would you like some then.

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 7:37:53 AM

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Yes..it is the the one most often swallowed hook line and sinker also..
Ever noticed that the ads are usually women..and they are accompanied by a
nude cam shot?
Yes,they are so filled with trepidation that they are "trembly little things"

Just shoot me now.

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 7:45:27 AM

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Great one I heard
"I hope you're not just planniong to fuck me and kick me out. I expect breakfast too"

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 7:53:56 AM

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More:
Did you clean your pants with Windex because I can see myself in them.
I promise I am not a cop, so what can I get for fifty bucks?
I may not be Fred Flintostone, but I can make your bedrock!

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 11:32:28 AM

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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 11:40:35 AM

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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

* I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

* Is it hot in here or is it just you?

* You are the reason men fall in love.

* Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

* Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.

* You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

* Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

* Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

* Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

* I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

* There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

* Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

* I've been a bad boy,so spank me!

* Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

* I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

* So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

* (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?

* You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

* I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

* Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

* Be unique and different, say yes.

* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

* Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

* Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

* Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?

* I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

* Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.

* Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

* Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

* So you have a man? How long have you had that problem? (From Pearson)

* Are your parents terrorists? Cause you're the bomb!

* I know milk does a body good, But DAMN how much have you been drinking?

* Look at my butt and get some kicks and we'll be playing like the New york Knicks.

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 12:12:26 PM

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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 12:17:47 PM

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So..you girls flying solo tonight?

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/5/2006 12:50:14 PM

JerseyKrissi72

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I've got a nine inch tongue, and I can breathe through my ears.

* I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

* Man says ''Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?'' Girl turns round and says! "Damn, I wished for the wrong person."

* Guy: You look like my third wife. Girl: Really, how many times have you been married? Guy: Twice.

* Hi! Wanna Fuck?

* Excuse me miss, can I cut in between you and the wall?

* I've been in prison for the last 10 years and my P.O. won't give me any pointers on how to pick up chicks.

* Well fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
* Hey baby, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

* "I'm an ugly dude right?"

* Hey do you believe in angels? (Yes, why?) Because I see one laying right next to me
* Nice legs... what time do they open?

" You are alright for a fat woman!

* Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 1:10:53 AM

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would you be offended If I asked you back for kinky sex and Pizza? cos we can order chinese if you really want..
J&c

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