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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 6:55:37 AM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 7:40:13 AM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 8:10:38 AM   
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Wouldn't you and I look cute on a wedding cake?
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 8:50:12 AM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 10:09:44 AM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 11:08:25 AM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 11:11:57 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RazorJAK

"Nice Boots"


Wow....that's a pick up line? Dang it I think I have missed out on a lot of opportunities then. LOL

The weirdest one I ever got personally was from the Middle Eastern man who asked me to dance. "Would you dance with me....I have camels!"

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 11:13:21 AM   
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Heh,  well the second half of the "Nice Boots" pick-up line is "Wanna Fuck?"




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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 11:15:41 AM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 11:17:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RazorJAK
Heh,  well the second half of the "Nice Boots" pick-up line is "Wanna Fuck?"


I have to wonder then if the second half of "I have camels" is "Wanna Hump?"

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 11:17:18 AM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 11:19:55 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch
*LAUGHS* Ah, Whitby... It used to get as far as nice b.....


I might be coming to Whitby next year.  First time in ages where I will have both the funds to do so AND the ability to take time off.  All depends on whether or not I get slotted to do security for LKH next year.

< Message edited by RazorJAK -- 11/6/2006 11:20:53 AM >

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 11:41:47 AM   
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(Doesn't work for me either)  LOL

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 2:43:35 PM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 3:08:32 PM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 3:23:08 PM   
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* Man: What sign were you born under? Woman: No Parking.
* Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 3:31:32 PM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 3:46:06 PM   
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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 3:52:18 PM   
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Wow! Are those real?

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 7:18:29 PM   
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quote:

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Wow! Are those real?


If I had a dollar for every time I have heard that one......


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