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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/6/2006 8:42:35 PM

JerseyKrissi72

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I use to get so sick of men asking me if my breasts were real that when I met my late Master we were sitting in his car i said "by the way..they are real" and whipped out my breasts as we were riding down the road lol

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/10/2006 1:53:46 AM

adommeforu

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Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
No, Why?
Because you're the best a man can get!

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/10/2006 2:41:02 AM

MysticFireTopaz

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Here is a dumb one from a guy who dialed a wrong number:

"It isn't just a coincidence that I happened to dial this number. There are no mistakes. Do you believe in fate? You sound so lovely. We were meant to meet and get to know each other."

My response? <click> He was probably dialing numbers at random and said that anytime a female answered.

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RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of... - 11/10/2006 3:11:57 AM

JerseyKrissi72

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I once actually had someone call my home number and when I told him it was the wrong number he asked if he could talk to me anyhow so I said why not..he went on to tell me about his life, his ex wife, etc etc etc.....I never heard of chatting w/ the wrong number before lol...we chatted about five-six times on the phone then that was about it...I would like to think I helped him in some way lol

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