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gooddogbenji -> 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:28:36 PM)
I, Ladies and Gentlemen, have a problem. We recently had an event at our hotel where a certain upscale lingerie brand organised a party. All the guests got a goody bag, which conained a bathrobe and, amongst other crap, a little box with 5 gift certificates for bras in it. I got 4 of these at the end of the event. I now have 20 bra gift certificates. I don't wear bras. What should I do? Yours, benji

Owned1 -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:30:39 PM)
Give them to me benji, I am in Toronto and a girl can never have too many bras, especially free ones....[;)] <besides then I could meet you and come back on here and tell all kinds of tales/tails about you> Owned

gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:31:30 PM)
Hmmmmmm.... Alrighty.... I'll give it a 5.4 on creativity, and a 9.2 on style. Yours, benji

Owned1 -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:33:35 PM)
LOL, soooooo where do I pick them up????<wink wink nudge nudge> Owned

feylin -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:35:25 PM)
That's 20 stylish thinking caps! Am I the only one who saw "Weird Science"? Or, the only one who will admit it.... How big is your family? This could cut your holiday shopping by half. Always happy to be helpful, Christine On a more serious note, your church, your local woman's center (the little known bra tax deduction) or just buy 20 and roll around on them. Some of them are soft and pretty and you could roll around on them and sing "I feel pretty...oh, so pretty...who's that pretty dog in that mirror there?( What mirror, where?) Who could that pretty dog beeeeee....." The possibilities are endless. Twenty new bras....crap, I just had a moment of bra envy. edited to note that I said "your church" assuming that you had one. <slaps a hand to her forehead> Anyone's church...some of them have discounted clothing for sale in their basements. Not everyone has a church or other temple of worship, just saying if knew of one in your area...or something very PC like that.

gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:35:50 PM)
LaSenza, Yonge & Bathurst, 8 PM, Saturday. Just tell them your there for the free bras. Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:37:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: feylin That's 20 stylish thinking caps! Am I the only one who saw "Weird Science"? Or, the only one who will admit it.... How big is your family? This could cut your holiday shopping by half. Always happy to be helpful, Christine On a more serious note, your church, your local woman's center (the little known bra tax deduction) or just buy 20 and roll around on them. Some of them are soft and pretty and you could roll around on them and sing "I feel pretty...oh, so pretty...who's that pretty dog in that mirror there?( What mirror, where?) Who could that pretty dog beeeeee....." The possibilities are endless. Twenty new bras....crap, I just had a moment of bra envy. 43.9 on creativity, 2.1 on style (I'd give you higher, but then you'd win) Yours, benji

LaTigresse -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:38:07 PM)
Dearest benji, I could use some new lacy underthings. However, I have been far too busy to bother with shopping for them. If you ask very nicely, with a little begging thrown in. I will send you my bra size and it will be up to you to choose the 20 bras you think I would like most. You will have to bring them to me personally and explain the merits of each one in detail and why I should choose to wear them. This would not be an easy task as you would have to research my daily activities, likes and dislikes. I believe you are up to the task. Best of luck, LeeAnn P.S. We do not allow peeing on the fancy lacy things.

gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:40:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Dearest benji, I could use some new lacy underthings. However, I have been far too busy to bother with shopping for them. If you ask very nicely, with a little begging thrown in. I will send you my bra size and it will be up to you to choose the 20 bras you think I would like most. You will have to bring them to me personally and explain the merits of each one in detail and why I should choose to wear them. This would not be an easy task as you would have to research my daily activities, likes and dislikes. I believe you are up to the task. Best of luck, LeeAnn P.S. We do not allow peeing on the fancy lacy things. Really, I am not worthy. I am only a man, and would never dare intrude on a worshipful Woman's space in such an obnoxious way. Can I be your sex slave now? Yours, benji

feylin -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:43:48 PM)
I don't need to win if its an open bar -- just like Vegas. lol @ "P.S. We do not allow peeing on the fancy lacy things." ~ LaTigresse There's always some rule to bring a good dog down.

Owned1 -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:44:05 PM)
Soooo benji where will you be, inside the store waiting for me? After all I need to try them on your first cause its difficult to see the entire bra when you try it on yourself in those itty bitty tryon rooms. I am thinking having Benji try on each one <click> a nice pic to post on my profile for all to then take a poll on which one is best. Owned [;)]

Aileen68 -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:44:53 PM)
Hey...give them to me. I hotlisted you today.

gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:45:32 PM)
I'll be there, at the corner of Yonge and Bathurst, anytime you want. Just call me and tell me you're there, and I'll meet you (I live very close to there) Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:46:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Hey...give them to me. I hotlisted you today. I hardly noticed, I have so many admirers. *Translation - I never check it because seeing an empty list makes me depressed. Yours, benji

LaTigresse -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:52:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Dearest benji, I could use some new lacy underthings. However, I have been far too busy to bother with shopping for them. If you ask very nicely, with a little begging thrown in. I will send you my bra size and it will be up to you to choose the 20 bras you think I would like most. You will have to bring them to me personally and explain the merits of each one in detail and why I should choose to wear them. This would not be an easy task as you would have to research my daily activities, likes and dislikes. I believe you are up to the task. Best of luck, LeeAnn P.S. We do not allow peeing on the fancy lacy things. Really, I am not worthy. I am only a man, and would never dare intrude on a worshipful Woman's space in such an obnoxious way. Can I be your sex slave now? Yours, benji Pffffffftttttttt!!!!!! I knew it! Just wimping out! The pup is askeered of a little bit of bra shopping!

gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:54:45 PM)
snap I just realized I passed up the opportunity of knowing the size of LaT's knockers.

sapphirepleasure -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:55:29 PM)
You know, you could give one bra each to twenty of your favorite gals (I'm sure you have at least that many!) and score points with all of them! sp

gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:57:32 PM)
True.... It's like the old joke about banging 24 year olds, but that one only works verbally. Yours, benji

LaTigresse -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 5:59:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji snap I just realized I passed up the opportunity of knowing the size of LaT's knockers. Yeahhhhh, wheels are turning kinda slow up there in the colder clime tonight eh.

missturbation -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:00:26 PM)
Dearest benji, i know id be in ut top twenty lol but alas going to america to collect a bra is beyond me lol

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