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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 2:04:26 PM

michaelOfGeorgia

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i don't love it that much. i refuse to be accused of something i'm not and i am sick and tired of the personal assaults on me

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 2:14:04 PM

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Key words being "...that much"?

sweetie, you're old enough to know that the only reason you GET this kind of attention is cuz you respond to it. You respond to it because you love the attention, and like playing with humiliation; otherwise you'd quit. <shrugs>

So world, what would YOU do if you found yourself as President?
.....I'd insist on a ballet re-count!

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 2:15:23 PM

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Spoken like a true politician Mike..............

I feel a vision coming on here....

I think we could run you as the first openly-non-gay-gay president, just go with this a sec...

We don't have an abysmal voting record to bite us in the ass, you certainly are not percieved as a Washington 'insider'.............

You are tenacious and I belive you can come off rather geniuinely with the 'stay the course' kinda thing.......

I believe I can spin this motherfucker with a little help.........

Whadda you say, Mike?

Wanna give it a run up the ass, so to speak?

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 2:17:44 PM

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You are tenacious and I belive you can come off rather geniuinely with the 'stay the course' kinda thing.......

Well, somewhat in out in out, but generally, he stays the course.

Yours,

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 2:27:26 PM

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What? Michael's gay?
Well maybe he needs to find a nice guy and settle down.

As for the "UN" they'd be GONE out of the U.S. under a "Popeye Administration.
And illegals would have 90 days to vamous.
Get our Troops out of Iraq and a bunch of other countries and put them on the Mexican border and make that "good duty" with swimming pools, free booze and hookers for the Troops stationed there!
Also put social security in a lock box and invest some of it so that people would get $4-$5,000 a month in benefits instead of letting the congress "borrow" from it and never pay that money back.
Free healthcare and dental for all Americans.
No more "outsourcing" and out of those "free trade" deals like Nafta.

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 2:29:09 PM

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He's been dedicating a lot of posts to me lately, maybe that's what he's after.....

But he's not my type, with the penis thing and all.

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 3:20:26 PM

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Michael seems to think it is.
Sorry Popeye for the highjack...I'm done.

Aileen, no problem, I put this up here for people to have some fun with.
Run with it.

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 3:27:33 PM

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Hello A/all,

If I were president, I would...

Flat tax, something around 15%-20%, for everybody and everything. Corporate, individual, businesses, etc. No allowances, no deductions. Pay your 20%, and go on about your day.

Anybody ever convicted and imprisoned for a victimless crime would be released from jail immediately and set up in a program similar to the witness protection program until they got back on their feet.

I would make universal health care. Screw Pharma and Big Medical sacrificing the health and well-being of people for their profit margins.

I would make "Big Giant Things" (like Al Franken proposed) with Government money all over the place. Hire people to build these Big Giant Things. Make them interesting for people to use tourist money to travel to look at the Big Giant Thing, thus recycling money back into the economy.

I would restructure the country's "citizenship" rules to be similar to those proposed by Robert Heinlein in Starship Troopers. You want to vote, you have to prove that you put the Body Politic ahead of your own personal stake. I would make military service one way of doing this, missionary work, Peace Corp, volunteer medical service, whatever. Finish your two years, you are allowed to vote in this country. Without being a citizen, you are forever removed from the possibility of ever holding public office. This two years of service can happen at any time in the individuals life.

I would make citizenship in this country for people who wanted to immigrate here be contingent upon them providing their 2 years of service up front. People born here get a conditional passport stating they were born here and can stay and work, people not born here get sent home.

There is probably more, but that will do for now.

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 3:31:35 PM

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Yes then you would get exactly what you paid for...think about it

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That would be a welcome and pleasant surprise because I certainly do not get what I pay for now.
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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 5:15:33 PM

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since you seem set on continuing your insults of me, i have reported you to Mod1 and given Her the links of your insults. awaiting action right now.

Mod One probably thinks you're gay too.

Well, what I heard, is that Benji put the moves on Mike and when Mike told him no, he got pissed. This is what this is all about. It's not Mike who's gay :)

But as Synergy says...Maybe it's just me, I may be wrong.
(really Benji, enough is enough. It's getting old)

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 6:35:29 PM

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I would make sure that the records of my non-citizen status would be hidden really well

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 7:57:51 PM

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You're a man and you hate men? I guess I wouldn't be happy about that either.

I am a man. And after being the mock assailant teaching women's self defense and hearing hundreds of horror stories about the things men have done to women, I started to hate men as well.

Then I realized that I have a son in the household, and he is going to learn his attitudes towards his gender from me.

I do not think you are gay, michealofGeorgia.

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 7:58:31 PM

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thank You Ms LotusSong for Your support.

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 8:23:45 PM

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Can we please get back to the original topic. Last I checked it had to do with what one would do as president and nothing to do with Michael's sexual preferences. If anyone has any questions about his sexual interests please discuss it with him privately.

Thank you,

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 8:51:04 PM

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Thank You, Ma'am

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 9:25:57 PM

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Actually, after a bit of reflection, I would go ahead and nuke something just to make the point. Not sure what, but I'd drop the bomb from a B-52 flying on 100% domestic coal derived fuel.

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 9:29:25 PM

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How would this fuel be taxed, exactly?

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 9:29:32 PM

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what we need to do is drop some anti-personel bombs in areas that are into terrorists actions and make a public statement that this is the new polisy of America...no need to send our people over there to die when it's not neccessary

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 9:34:47 PM

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Sometimes gay people are just too funny.

Maybe I'm missing some backstory, but I don't see the relevance of this to the rest of the thread.

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RE: "If I were the President I'd....." - 11/11/2006 9:38:40 PM

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How would this fuel be taxed, exactly?

Outrageously, I'm sure. It works just fine in civilian jet engines too. I've been told it is cleaner burning as well, but haven't read anything to back that.

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