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MagiksSlave -> The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:07:14 PM)
OK today in my jewlery class I was working on one of my enamaling peaces which over this last sumester I have done 1,000,000,00 times, any way I dont know where my brain was but I took the peace out of the kiln and the first thing I do after seeting it down is go to grab the peace with my bare hand DUUUHHH idiot hmm lets see metal just comeing out of an oven that is at 1500 degrees hmmm its gunna be HOT.. well I burned my thumb and for finger on it.. I dont know where my head is but I feel really stupid... so come on people make me feel better I know Im not the only one that has gotten hurt by something stupid like this!!! so share what is the stupidest way you have ever gotten hurt!! Magik's stupid slave

cuddleheart50 -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:11:01 PM)
Ouch! Thats gotta hurt!! I was going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, no lights on, stumped my little toe on the leg of the chair, broke it! Two weeks later, done the same thing with the other toe, broke it too.....You would think I would have moved the chair, Duh, I didnt. Now, I have two broken little toes.

Kalira -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:12:27 PM)
quote: so share what is the stupidest way you have ever gotten hurt!! Hmm, I was about 16 at the time, and in a convience store when a guy came in with a gun. He grabbed me, and put the gun against my head while shouting at the clerk for the money. I got so pissed that I head butted the guy with the back of my head and reached for the gun, but my hand was twisted backwards and when the gun went off the bullet scraped my wrist. Got a real nice scar out of it. What can I say, I was young and stupid [&:] In addition to that, when I got home from the hospital, my dad whipped the shit out of me for being so stupid and careless with my own life [8\|]

Lordandmaster -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:12:56 PM)
No, that's not the stupidest way to hurt yourself. The stupidest way to hurt yourself is called Polish darts. You hold the dart up at your forehead, and start running as fast as you can toward the target.

CrazyC -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:12:57 PM)
I was hosting my best male friends birthday party at this bar, and they put him in a chair. My friend came to try to drag me on the dance floor and said i need to give him a lap dance. I told her no, but hse tried to drag me over. She stopped dragging at some point and i was still pulling away. This put me off ballance, and i fell face forward in heels and twisted my ankle.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:15:46 PM)
In high school, in an art class, I had a project that involved carving into a piece of linoleum. The teacher stressed a million times how to hold the tool properly, but when I worked on My project at home, I was in a hurry and disregarded his advice. The tool ended up slipping out of My hand and I gashed My wrist. I was working down in the basement and let out a blood-curdling scream. My parents ended up taking Me to the hospital, where the doctor stitched Me up. He told Me he knew it wasn't a suicide attempt because no one trying to kill herself would have done a sloppy job like that. My art teacher of course wanted to know what happened to My wrist, but I was too embarassed to tell him. Lady Topaz

LadyEllen -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:17:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster No, that's not the stupidest way to hurt yourself. The stupidest way to hurt yourself is called Polish darts. You hold the dart up at your forehead, and start running as fast as you can toward the target. Thanks for that. Do you know how bad it is to blow a mouthful of coffee down your nose! I'm going to share that one with my Czech manager; we both have extensive experience of Polish hauliers (90% dim, for some reason), and we both play darts. E

Kalira -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:21:56 PM)
quote: No, that's not the stupidest way to hurt yourself. The stupidest way to hurt yourself is called Polish darts. You hold the dart up at your forehead, and start running as fast as you can toward the target. LMAO Oh gosh, I used to watch my brother and his buddies do that when they got drunk. I must say, its quite umm, amusing to watch grown men do such things [&:]

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:25:47 PM)
LOL thanks i am starting to feel much much better [:)] Magik's slave

LadyEllen -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:26:15 PM)
There was a BBC feature on the British paratroopers (red berets) - every one a psycho. Polish darts? Well, after a fashion (if I understood it properly) - they threw the darts at one another's heads, as well as using push pins on their skulls and a host of other nutter activities. Glad they're on our side. E

ADomDoc -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:30:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 I was going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, no lights on, stumped my little toe on the leg of the chair, broke it! Two weeks later, done the same thing with the other toe, broke it too. Surprise! ... that's well known as a "bedroom fracture" ... very common Don't feel like the Lone Ranger :-)

cuddleheart50 -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:38:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ADomDoc quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 I was going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, no lights on, stumped my little toe on the leg of the chair, broke it! Two weeks later, done the same thing with the other toe, broke it too. Surprise! ... that's well known as a "bedroom fracture" ... very common Don't feel like the Lone Ranger :-) Is there a Doc in the house? [:D]

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:47:42 PM)
Once my son Matt was being so bad I took a plastic clotheshanger and said "if you don't behave i'll gonna spank your ass like this" and when I meant to hit the hanger really hard on the table I broke the damn thing over my leg....omg the pain....i left such a mark on my leg my son was like "I'll behave, you don't have to spank yourself"[&:]

Kalira -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:49:00 PM)
LMAO Jersey, that is just too cute...sorry, I know the kind of pain that brings...but dayum, that is just too cute

FelinePersuasion -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 6:57:47 PM)
Mothers birthday and also open house at school front lawn attempting to kick my friend in the butt in dress shoes, I sliped an broke my ankle.

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 7:00:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 Once my son Matt was being so bad I took a plastic clotheshanger and said "if you don't behave i'll gonna spank your ass like this" and when I meant to hit the hanger really hard on the table I broke the damn thing over my leg....omg the pain....i left such a mark on my leg my son was like "I'll behave, you don't have to spank yourself"[&:] OMG im litteraly Laffen out loud.. thats just so cute!! Magik's slave

LTRsubNW -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 7:08:33 PM)
I was 8. My parents had spent an entire weekend building this sand/swing/slide thing. 2 x 4's surrounding, sand everywhere. I decided I was Superman. (I actually was...had the red cape and everything). Well, for a second or two anyway. Then I went to the hospital. In a big flashy car. (I never did that again).

medievalwench -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 7:11:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave OK today in my jewlery class I was working on one of my enamaling peaces which over this last sumester I have done 1,000,000,00 times, any way I dont know where my brain was but I took the peace out of the kiln and the first thing I do after seeting it down is go to grab the peace with my bare hand DUUUHHH idiot hmm lets see metal just comeing out of an oven that is at 1500 degrees hmmm its gunna be HOT.. well I burned my thumb and for finger on it.. I dont know where my head is but I feel really stupid... so come on people make me feel better I know Im not the only one that has gotten hurt by something stupid like this!!! so share what is the stupidest way you have ever gotten hurt!! Magik's stupid slave one of the many silly ways i've hurt myself in the past was a bit similar, i was doing metal embossing, heated the metal with a torch to get the colour change i wanted, then picked it up in my thumb and finger instead of with the tweezers which were right beside it. Probably not as bad as you burn because it wasn't as hot but i can relate.

medievalwench -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 7:15:12 PM)
JerseyKrissi72, i love it, <lol> a couple other times i've hurt myself, once i fell up the stairs and broke my collarbone, and a couple of weeks ago after sitting down for ages on the floor by Master's feet i stood up while my leg was 'asleep, and promptly fell over on my side and broke my foot. He was so busy laughing that He took a while to realise i was hurt, then He had to get me dressed to take me to the hospital. nice thread, i like this one, wench

ohbiguy32 -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/17/2006 7:21:15 PM)
Wow, too many stupid accidents to choose from. I will give you a couple and you can tell me which one was the dumbest. 1. Uncapped an overheating radiator and got third degree burns on my arm, neck and shoulder 2. While hanging cabinets, got my hand screwed into the wall 3. let my wife drive my car and ended up in intensive care with a spinal injury 4. put dog treats in my fron pants pocket (not going to give the details on the injury) 5. Told my then 9 year old daughter to lock and close the car door after her mother had driven off with my keys. Ended up with my hand shut in the car door for about 20 minutes untill we could get a spare set of keys 6. Started painting the garage floor at the door and worked my way to the back wall where there is no door.

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