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RubberWitch -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 1:07:47 PM)
Having harvested a crop of deadly nightshade down to the root, separating and drying it, powdering it, all using my knives and points, I placed it into it's bottle. labled it in eloquently caligraphy "Beladonna, very poisonous". put the cork in, catching my finger inbetween the glass and the cork. owww!!!. I had my fingers in my mouth before you could say "fucking idiot". 3 days of intense stomach and gut ache, joint stiffness, and the feeling of being inflated. J

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 1:49:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kinkiminx lol. Well the stupidest thing I've probably done was doing a gymnastics competition on a broken wrist! (it was worth it though.) The daftest by far is funnier. I used to have clear glass sliding doors at both the front and back of the house, and just after moving in, managed to run, head first into them, not once, but twice! lol Friends managed another three times between them [sm=banghead.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] The sliding doors have now been replaced... LOL My dad has never been real good with those glass slideing doors!!!! It got to the point where I would close them on perpose if I knew he was behind me just to watch and see what would happen (WEG) Magik's naughty slave

AreYouStrongEnuf -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 2:17:40 PM)
the very first time i attempted to alter the natural state of things, (having read up on the subject and being an expert at 14 ) I sat quietly behind my locked bedroom door, having laid out all the necessary equipment... nice sharp scissors for trimming, shaving cream, fresh razor and a hand held mirror (because I couldn't see all those nooks and crannies for the life of me)...with the very first snip of the scissors i managed to completely slice through my outer labia...those damned instructions didn't include the concept of things being backwards in the mirror...then, to add insult to injury i had to tell my ultra conservative father that i needed stitches... you can imagine the awkwardness when he demanded to see the cut, lol. i did end up with a rather nice shave job though, as the nurse in the ER decided to shave me for the stitches.

MistressTexas -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 2:29:04 PM)
Goodness LaTigresse... my breast injuries are extensive and disturbing... Like the time I was playing floor hockey with a bunch of friends and caught one of those evil little orange plastic balls right to the breast. Coincedentally, it also came straight for my nipple at mach 3.. Many of my injuries involve projectile objects and the words mach 3. So I hope no one has to do anything except imagine :P

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 2:32:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AreYouStrongEnuf the very first time i attempted to alter the natural state of things, (having read up on the subject and being an expert at 14 ) I sat quietly behind my locked bedroom door, having laid out all the necessary equipment... nice sharp scissors for trimming, shaving cream, fresh razor and a hand held mirror (because I couldn't see all those nooks and crannies for the life of me)...with the very first snip of the scissors i managed to completely slice through my outer labia...those damned instructions didn't include the concept of things being backwards in the mirror...then, to add insult to injury i had to tell my ultra conservative father that i needed stitches... you can imagine the awkwardness when he demanded to see the cut, lol. i did end up with a rather nice shave job though, as the nurse in the ER decided to shave me for the stitches. OOWWWWW the mear thought is bringing tears to my eyes!!!! Magik's slave

subjected2006 -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 2:34:03 PM)
if there is ever a "best thread ever" contest..this is the winner as far as I am concerned my cheeks feel like I have been an hour in my ball gag I havnt stopped grinning..I feel like "the joker" gosh life is good..aint it?

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 2:54:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressTexas Goodness LaTigresse... my breast injuries are extensive and disturbing... Like the time I was playing floor hockey with a bunch of friends and caught one of those evil little orange plastic balls right to the breast. Coincedentally, it also came straight for my nipple at mach 3.. Many of my injuries involve projectile objects and the words mach 3. So I hope no one has to do anything except imagine :P You know they really should make an equivlent (SP) of the cup that men use for woman for their breasts!!! Magik's slave

justanotheclaire -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 3:01:15 PM)
About 6 months ago i was heading to a munch in london now its a train journey for me so i though ill head in early go visit a gallery . hour train journey and a tube trip later im 200 yards from the gallery and flop! im sprawlled all over the flat and even pavement. atfter ten mins of just sitting there trying ot get a grip of myself i attempt to gte up opps my foots not working after a long trip to casualty i manage to get to the munch ...........on crutches with a torn ligaments 3 weeks after it healed i slipped at work broke my two middle toes bubble wrap anyone?

gypsygrl -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 3:12:49 PM)
I love this thread. :) When I was 5 or 6 me and my friend decided to go sledding on this big hill right by my house. The problem was, there was no snow, and the hill was covered in rocks. We got in this red plastic toboggan type thing, with him in the front, and me in the back, and started going down the hill when the sled hit a rock, stopped short and I went flying over the top of my friend, hit head first, and got a gash in my forehead that required stiches.

justanotheclaire -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 3:24:38 PM)
2 and a half years old i tried to climb into the front basket on my 3 wheel bike it tipped up and my forhead bounced off a step stitches and a scar i still bare in fact it sits next to another scar i got a year later jumping on a mattress fall forward head bounced off the corner of a skirting board lol my mother loved me lol

Lenis -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 3:34:49 PM)
Does hurt pride count? One time when I was in highschool my parents were having another couple over for some hottubbing. They asked me to bring them drinks so I went in, grabbed them some beers and was walking back out, not realizing that I'd closed the screen door behind me. So since the door is black and there are no lights on outside as they were skinnydipping I walk straight into the screen hard enough to knock me back on my butt. I didn't hurt myself or break the beers, but they sure had a nice laugh. Hmm, stupidest way to actually hurt myself was probably on my 6th birthday party. I had some friends over and we were having a game of hide and seek while the cake and presents were being prepared upstairs in the livingroom. I decided that the best hiding place would be inside a one drawer filing cabinet that my parents had removed the drawer from for filing. It was a great hiding spot, no one looked there... in fact, I got bored of hiding when people gave up and went upstairs. I crawled out as fast as I could and ended up cutting my knee open on a sharp edge but I didn't realize how badly I was hurt until one of my friends was like, "You've got blood in your shoe!" And sure enough I had a nice trail of blood from my knee all the way down into my little shoes. That was a fun trip to the ER, 'specially since the doctor screwed up the stitches and had to redo them. ~crissy

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 4:48:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gypsygrl I love this thread. :) When I was 5 or 6 me and my friend decided to go sledding on this big hill right by my house. The problem was, there was no snow, and the hill was covered in rocks. We got in this red plastic toboggan type thing, with him in the front, and me in the back, and started going down the hill when the sled hit a rock, stopped short and I went flying over the top of my friend, hit head first, and got a gash in my forehead that required stiches. Christmas in july!! LOL I have a pic in my head of 2 kids in baithing suits mittens and hats in the middle of july on a sled LOL... justanotherclair.. me and my brother where loead of fun the same way when we where little I have 3 siblings but me and my brother are the oldest and we got in a lot of trouble the 2 of us befor the younger brats where born... which included quite a few trips to the ER. My brother broke his femer jumping on a bed when he was 3 actually I wasnt there for that but I kinda was as my Mother was pregnent with me at the time my dad still feels bad about that because he was holding my brother while he jumped... my brother dislocated my elbow about 4 times while playing we liked playing rock climber and stuff and he would pull my arm to "save" me from "falling" but at 6 how we he know any better LOL the X-ray tecs at the hospital knew us by name!!! I also mentioned how my brother got me stuck in the hamper and the time I got my head stuck between the bars of a chair of cours with the incuragment of my brother (LOL I dont think I like my brother so much any more) the bars had a bent like desighn where it was wide open at the top then the bottom narrowed so I could fit my head in the top but I wound up slideing my neck down to the thinner part that was wide enough for my neck but not my head, and VWALA you have panicked 3yo of course my mom knew right away how to get me out but here I was thinking I was gunna grow up attached to a chair!! Oh me and my brother where always very close and always got into so much trouble together and forget about how things went when Mom and dad threw 2 more little sisters into the mix!!! Oh and yes Lenis wounded pride counts!!! LOL Magik's slave

FelinePersuasion -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 6:00:33 PM)
we used to have this thing that went under bbq coals to heat them, dad says don't step on it hun it's on the ground, ok dad I won't seconds later I step on it and am screaming in pain as it had just burnt my bare foot. Nails have also gone into my foot theough the soles of my play shoes, and I have also burnt myself severly on the wood chipper exhaust cap and a motorcycle a few times. quote: ORIGINAL: medievalwench i just did this, <lol> . Getting ready to go out, switched on my 200C hair straighteners, didn't check where they were, dropped the ball from my labret stud, stepped forward to pick it up and thought 'man my foot is cold'. Then looked down to see that i was standing on the fuly heated straighteners and they were so hot that they felt cold. Now i have a lovely blister and my foot is killing me, even after 20 minutes in cold water. Duh. wench

LadyAlaria -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 6:12:12 PM)
I love this thread as well and enjoy knowing I'm not the only one who does stupid stuff :). When I was 6 years old, I was roller skating around our front yard while my mother and grandmother cleaned up the front yard. We had a metal 3-prong rake they had been using and my mother asked me to put it in the shed in the backyard. I said okay and they BOTH told me to take off my skates before taking it to the back. Well, needless to say, I didn't listen and it got caught in my skate wheel. One of the prongs went through my knee to the bone. The best part was the grass, dirt and other stuff on the end that was embedded in my knee. It took a month before I could walk again, but to THIS day, I don't carry rakes while wearing roller skates [:)]

KatyLied -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 6:13:12 PM)
I stepped on a fish hook. It had been in an ashtray in the kitchen. Yes, it happened in the kitchen. It hurt. I had to go the E.R. to have it removed and the doctor struggled with it. And the nurses held me down as he pulled it out of the bottom of my foot. Did I mention that it hurt?

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 6:24:46 PM)
Ok I let my uncle read a few of these becase he needed a giggle and he was shareing a story that I remeber a little even though i was only little at the time... has to be over 15 years ago now My mom asked him and my dad to remove the tackless carpeting from the front room the little room we have befor entering the house, so he was useing the hammer and pulling and pulling all a sudden it lets loose and the hammer swings back hitting him in the mouth. he still as the chiped teeth the inner corners of both front teeth chiped and you can kinda tell it was a hammer that did it because it looks like a small half curcle. Magik's slave

medievalwench -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 6:38:52 PM)
Oh, another one, i was getting on my bike after climbing a steep hill, my leg muscles were really tired and wobbly, i tried to put my leg over the bike, fell sideways and scored a big slash out of the front of my calf, my Master picked the bit of missing skin off the sharp spoke and asked if i wanted it back while i dug around in my panniers looking for something to staunch the blood. i then cycled home with a sanitary towel stuck to my leg <lol>. i have a pretty impressive scar and when anyone asks i tell them i did it mountain biking - which is true really <g>. wench

medievalwench -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 6:40:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AreYouStrongEnuf the very first time i attempted to alter the natural state of things, (having read up on the subject and being an expert at 14 ) I sat quietly behind my locked bedroom door, having laid out all the necessary equipment... nice sharp scissors for trimming, shaving cream, fresh razor and a hand held mirror (because I couldn't see all those nooks and crannies for the life of me)...with the very first snip of the scissors i managed to completely slice through my outer labia...those damned instructions didn't include the concept of things being backwards in the mirror...then, to add insult to injury i had to tell my ultra conservative father that i needed stitches... you can imagine the awkwardness when he demanded to see the cut, lol. i did end up with a rather nice shave job though, as the nurse in the ER decided to shave me for the stitches. ow ow owwwww, God, i've cut myself shaving down there badly enough for Master to decide He will do it in future but damn that is so major, you poor thing, jeez.

spanxalot15 -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 6:47:22 PM)
When I was a kid in the late 70's, BMX motocross-style bicycles were popular. Bicycles with gooseneck handle bars, big wide tires with huge treads, one front hand brake, and we kids loved to race them and jump them on dirt hills. Anyway, one day I was out with some buddies, and we were all showing off, as young (and old) boys do. We had built a jump ramp behind an old apartment building in our neighborhood, out of a few cinderblocks, a piece of plywood, and an old nasty mattress as a landing strip. It was in an old back alley, not paved, just gravel and dirt. In between jumps, we'd pump and pedal as fast as we could, then turn the handle bar as hard to one side as we could, pull the brake, and stick one foot down and spin, spraying gravel everywhere. I was successful my first few times. On try #5 or 6, I wiped out, and skidded along the gravel alleyway on my hip, my gym shorts shredded, the skin on my thigh shredded, the gravel and sand embedded. Fun and amusement for all later that afternoon/evening, lying on my side in the doctor's office, while he picked out the big chunks with tweezers.

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/19/2006 7:22:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: medievalwench quote: ORIGINAL: AreYouStrongEnuf the very first time i attempted to alter the natural state of things, (having read up on the subject and being an expert at 14 ) I sat quietly behind my locked bedroom door, having laid out all the necessary equipment... nice sharp scissors for trimming, shaving cream, fresh razor and a hand held mirror (because I couldn't see all those nooks and crannies for the life of me)...with the very first snip of the scissors i managed to completely slice through my outer labia...those damned instructions didn't include the concept of things being backwards in the mirror...then, to add insult to injury i had to tell my ultra conservative father that i needed stitches... you can imagine the awkwardness when he demanded to see the cut, lol. i did end up with a rather nice shave job though, as the nurse in the ER decided to shave me for the stitches. ow ow owwwww, God, i've cut myself shaving down there badly enough for Master to decide He will do it in future but damn that is so major, you poor thing, jeez. OOWWW Iv desided wench you Master shall never talk to mine!!! He loves takeing ideas like these and running with them... LOL like I said in another thread all any one has to do with a seed of thought is plant it in his head He is a magnifisent gardener!!!!!! Magik's slave

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