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mnottertail -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/30/2006 5:31:59 PM)
Nah; imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein

sweetnygirl -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/30/2006 6:10:07 PM)
I've hurt myself countless times in the weirdest ways- sliding hands first into a concrete wall while trying to stop after an agility run, spraining my ankle jumping out of the way of a car splashing through a puddle (in the middle of a thunderstorm), walking into my bosses doorway about 3 times a week for 3 years (yeah, slow learner), tripping over a crack in the floor & landing on my face in front of a hundred people in school and just last month putting my hand up to stop a skid of totes from falling on me & hyper extending my left wrist and the following week hitting my right hand on a cart, breaking a blood vessel, injuring the nerve and spraining my right hand. So for the past month I have both wrists sprained and in braces. I am a klutz and don't even ask about during scenes. I typed really carefully but please excuse any typos.

Killbotsgirl -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/30/2006 6:58:13 PM)
i thought i was accident prone

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (12/1/2006 5:55:58 PM)
EEPP!!!! maybe we should start wrapping ourselvs in bubble tape!!! Magik's slave

Sinergy -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (12/2/2006 9:19:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShreveportMaster As for the most stupid way I ever injured myself, age 3, in full Superman costume, jumping off the bathtub attempting to fly, breaking right arm on the sink. One of my submissives was a former EMT. She told me about one call she went on where they found a man in a superman costume, unconscious, with a vicious scalp laceration in his forehead. Apparently he had tried to rescue his woman by jumping from the chest of drawers to the bed, but forgot about the ceiling fan he installed a few months prior to this... Oops. Sinergy

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (12/2/2006 11:59:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: ShreveportMaster As for the most stupid way I ever injured myself, age 3, in full Superman costume, jumping off the bathtub attempting to fly, breaking right arm on the sink. One of my submissives was a former EMT. She told me about one call she went on where they found a man in a superman costume, unconscious, with a vicious scalp laceration in his forehead. Apparently he had tried to rescue his woman by jumping from the chest of drawers to the bed, but forgot about the ceiling fan he installed a few months prior to this... Oops. Sinergy Oh so your sub has met Shrev Sir??? ((giggles just kidding Shrev Sir)) Magik's slave

Powerman40 -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (12/2/2006 12:13:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShreveportMaster quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: pinkkeith quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo Men. What do they know about cleaning? ::shaking head:: Hey! There are plenty of men who know how to clean. [:)] Yet, I have in the past mixed cleaning agents as well, but it never came out to anything that caused any harm. I believe it is ammonia and bleach which, when combined, form the same gas they treat prisoners to in the gas chamber. Dont mix cleaning products :) Sinergy Close, Gas Chambers use Cyanide gas, you mix bleach and ammonia you get Chloramine gas, chlorine based. (chlorine gas is poisonous in it's own right, but when mixed with ammonia, it becomes remarkably noxious.) In a pinch it can be used for executions, though Hanging is still preffered in more conservative areas. [:D] As for the most stupid way I ever injured myself, age 3, in full Superman costume, jumping off the bathtub attempting to fly, breaking right arm on the sink. I wish you well, Shreve I did the same thing only I jumped off the roof. tore my shoulder out of the socket. but..... I think the stupidest thing was when I was a youngster of around 6 and tried to use an Axe as a hammer. The axe was heavy enough I had to use both hands to swing it and as I rared back and swung it weighed just enough that the blade struck me in the back of the head and stuck. It was an odd feeling pulling it out of my head and watching the blood gush over my eyes..Mom wasnt to happy either as I bleed my way into the living room to ask for help.

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (12/2/2006 1:00:09 PM)
OWWWW Powerman!!! WOW that has to be the most painfull story yet!!! Magik's slave

gretchenS -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (12/2/2006 4:08:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave quote: ORIGINAL: gretchenS I have never experienced really stupid accidents, but reading this always makes me feel better after any silly accident I might had... www.darwinawards.com ((giggles)) So very glad we could be of some help LOL Magik's slave LOL... Sorry... I meant this makes me feel better: http://www.darwinawards.com Enjoy...

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (12/2/2006 6:46:25 PM)
LOL no problem I know it makes me feel better to everyone needs to get a laff over this stuff its great priceless Magik's slave

BrokenDoll -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 1:36:06 AM)
OK I was just trying to paint my nails and I couldnt get the nail polish open because the dried nailpolish had effectively glued it in place. So in my infinite wisdome I took a box cuter and tried to jimmy it open. Well it worked but only after sliceing my finger open pretty badly. And I get even smarter becuase I get it to stop bleedling and deside to still do my nials after all why should that blood shed be for nothing so I dip my entire finger in the polish remover and well I almost went through the roof as it went into the fresh cut! Ah yes good times! <3 Doll <3

Tannie -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 2:02:15 AM)
Age 3; I tripped and skidded facefirst into a pile of woodchips in my backyard and got one lodged in my left eye between the eyeball and the lid. Age 9: Bruised my forehead on a teddy bear. Was tossing it up in the air and the button nose hit me right between the eyes. Age 15: Put my bare foot through a window and shattered the glass. A couple months later, a glass shard worked its way out of my thigh after having entered the bottom of my foot. Age 17: I stepped on a sewing needle and it went through my little toe blunt end first, right through the bone, and all I did was laugh (and yet the anesthetic needle at the hospital made me cry). Six months later: I broke my ankle roller-skating and then got up and tried to skate on it because I didn't know it was broken. Getting up was what damaged it badly enough that my right ankle is now slightly deformed. Age 18: Tried to use my right wrist to stop a glass door to a toaster oven from slamming shut when I had something in my hands. Took a shower later that evening and the burned skin sloughed off in the shower. I still have the scar. 3 weeks later: Went to take a casserole out of the oven and brushed my right hand against the TOP of the inside of the oven. Got a 2nd degree burn on my thumb. 2 months after that; picked up a lamp by the bare bulb only moments after turning the lamp off. That scar is gone, thank God. Age 19: Got hit and had my ankle run over by an extended cab pickup truck. Got up and tried to run after the driver when he drove off in a hurry. No broken bone, but I did have rubber burned into my leg for nearly a month. Age 23: I startled and got attacked by my grandmother's chow dog and ended up with bruises all over my forearm. Three days ago: I was hunched over the toilet in my bathroom, retching because of a horrendous migraine, and my kitten came up to my side and licked my knee, trying to be a doctor cat and make me feel better. I jumped, slipped, fell, and landed up against the bathtub with my arm pinned behind me. I got up, looked in the mirror, and finally figured out that I had partially dislocated my left shoulder. note to self, next time do not punch shoulder back into place

proudsub -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 10:14:19 AM)
quote: Anyway, bright spark that I am, I went to the shops on the bike and did the wheel removal routine. I did my shopping and returned to the bike and put the front wheel back on. Forgetting to lock the thing on with the clips. Off I went, no problem at all, full speed in top gear. Until I got to a kerb I needed to jump. I jerked the handlebars up to lift the front wheel onto the kerb. The wheel came off. The front forks hit the tarmac. I went arse over tip onto the pavement. Hubby did the exact same thing after changing a flat. He belongs to the "Saved by the Helmet Club". His wheel came off when he was on a bridge about a mile from home. The bike was bent so he left it on the side of the bridge and walked home. A neighbor saw the bike and thought he had gone in the river and called a search party.[:o]

Level -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 10:27:36 AM)
I poured a can of Mountain Dew on an electric fence. Ah, youth and electricity...........

pahunkboy -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 10:28:41 AM)
this would fall under signing a paper- i let an "independent doctor" orderred by a judge to "evaluate" me. he stood behiind me and wrecnhed my back- to "prove" range of motion. "snap" hours later i was sreaming bloody murder. he herniated 2 disks which proved per an MRI. i should not have signed that paper. one wrong disk and i will be in wheelchair.

IEvolve -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 10:32:15 AM)
Obviously I am in the presence of professionals... ....so the only thing left to say is, Has anyone seen my French Onion Dip???

soultoshare -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 10:39:44 AM)
LaM....gee, thanks...... <goes off to get the bounty paper towels>

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 10:45:19 AM)
about a year ago i thought to myself...i bet can make it over that fence...(i was 42 at the time) i was locked out of my house and knew i could get in the back door. so i tried it...LOL...not one of my smarter moves...i impailed myself on the top of the fence via my upper right arm. I had to lift my arm off the fence....still break into my own house so i could call my husband and ask him to carry me to the ER for stitches...LOL...theres no fool like an old fool i reckon......

beargonewild -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 10:53:00 AM)
Back when I was a teenager and living on my own, I came home from work and had forgotten to take some beef out of the freezer. I done so and was prying apart the steakettes with a steak knife which then slipped and ended up stapping my thumb quite deep! At the age of 44, decided to try to learn how to roller blade and stupidly had no safety equipment on. 5 mins after putting on the inline skates, my feet went flying out from uinderneath me and I found myself on my ass on the pavement. Ended up with a sprained wrist, cracked elbow and dislocated shoulder. Only saving grace was I only had to have my arm in a sling for a couple months.

LustyVampInMn -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (5/27/2007 11:00:58 AM)
when i was 10, i was playing tag with the other kids in the neighborhood and put my lizard in a mayo jar (with breathing holes).. while running i stepped on the jar and cut up all the tendons in my foot. i had to have emergency surgery and was in a cast for 6 months. the lizard survived, unharmed.

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