Daddysredhead -> RE: The Other BDSM Personals Sites (11/27/2006 10:38:38 PM)
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ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW So I decided to change my profile/ad. I then said "I'm 5/10, green eyes, successful, nice home, quiet acreage...I love animals, my favorite thing to do with them is to tie them up by their hooves, hook them to a ceiling fan, sing them a lullabye and then scream out as loud as I can "I never wanted to participate in this current administration...why the fuck are you involving me?" So, I decided to change my ad just once more. "Hi. I've searched a long time. I'm (then 42), don't you occasionally just feel like 'I'm fucking done with this shit!!!...This is just way the fuck too hard'...and then you give it one more shot. Just one. You want this as much as I do, I know you do...I have to believe it, because I want it so very much. I want someone that wants all this as much as I. I hate Jews. I like to find people who clearly have no purpose in life, then fuck them over as best as I can, and...when they have nothing left, I like to kick them in the nuts. My preference is, of course, to continue until they bleed from their ears. Haven't you ever wanted to take someone who you've hated you're entire fucking life, and throw them into the jarring maw of a stainless steel wheat combine? If you're that girl, please contact me....my Mother would love to meet you." Oh my goodness, LTR... I don't know whether I love you or hate you right now! I read this and laughed so hard I startled the cat and she tumbled off the chair. So then I laughed even more, but tried to stifle it, and made snorting sounds... I finally got myself together and got to the second part about revising your profile, and nearly pissed myself laughing so hard. [:D] I know laughter is good for the soul and all that, but it toppled my cat onto the floor and almost rendered me incontinent! LMAO... ~ DRH
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