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ORIGINAL: petdave

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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swishing his semen around in his mouth like a judge at a wine-tasting contest,

"Robust and manfully sharp, yet with a pleasing soupcon of feminine vulnerability and a witty aftertaste of gism. Two stars."

So would the vintage be defined by the man's age, or how long it's been in the hanky?