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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 11:36:40 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		AH HA!  But I know who is calling a few seconds after.  Which is more useless?



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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 11:37:25 AM   
pinkkeith


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I was gonna say my dick gets hard whenever I see a pretty girl, but you people seem to be way beyond me.


I can one up ya, it happens when I see hot looking guys too.

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 11:41:06 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		I know who I'm calling, a few seconds before I dial

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In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 11:48:19 AM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

I know who is calling a few seconds before the phone rings.




Yeah but, I can actually MAKE someone call me by thinking about them!


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 11:49:26 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Jesus, I didn't know that phone superpowers were so common among kinksters.

Ron

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Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 11:56:11 AM   
juliaoceania


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From: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Status: offline 		I can severely contort my fingers to appear like a fan or a turkey, depending on your PoV, and this truly is a useless superpower

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Once you label me, you negate me ~ Soren Kierkegaard

Reality has a well known Liberal Bias ~ Stephen Colbert

Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 11:56:51 AM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		I possess the much-coveted ability to make women think I'm an asshole within fifteen seconds of an initial meeting, AND I kind of think it's cool.  This superpower won't get you laid, but your friends will get a kick out of it.

< Message edited by TreSwank -- 11/29/2006 11:57:34 AM >

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 12:01:34 PM   
MagiksSlave


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Status: offline 		I have the uncanny ability to say exactly the wrong thing at exactly the write time!!!!

Magik's slave

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If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 12:12:52 PM   
pinkkeith


Posts: 605
Joined: 11/26/2006
From: Illinois
Status: offline 		No one can see me when people don't look at me.

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 12:14:19 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		There was a guy on mystery men that was like that.  Invisible boy.



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Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 3:10:49 PM   
MagiksSlave


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Status: offline 		Oh and I can confuse any person with my spelling they call me Miss Spell!!!

(like in my above post I put write instead of right!!)

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If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 3:13:57 PM   
crouchingtigress


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Status: offline 		Miss Spell....cute....same initials too....
 
i think we all could form one hell of a crime fighting tem.

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 3:22:59 PM   
MagiksSlave


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quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

Miss Spell....cute....same initials too....
 
i think we all could form one hell of a crime fighting tem.


((giggles))
Oh yeah.. I pitty the fool that crosses us!!!

Magik's Slave

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If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 4:05:23 PM   
Killbotsgirl


Posts: 95
Joined: 10/25/2006
Status: offline 		my power would be is that i can hear dead people

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 4:28:11 PM   
LotusSong


Posts: 6334
Joined: 7/2/2006
From: Domme Emeritus
Status: offline 		I have just recently discovered I can fart the alphabet... an blame it on the dog.
 
 
 
 
                                                (I have NO class! ROFL!)

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I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 4:31:39 PM   
Killbotsgirl


Posts: 95
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Status: offline 		i can let one off and blame the gas oven

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 5:27:31 PM   
darchChylde


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From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
Status: offline 		i can fart and blame it on the asshole behind me

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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 7:53:12 PM   
zammer


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Status: offline 		My useless super power is that i can hear a quote from a James Bond movie and give  you the
title.  Yes, I have no life.




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Spock, McCoy...with me.

Guy in the Red Shirt, go check behind that rock.


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 7:55:12 PM   
ShreveportMaster


Posts: 899
Joined: 10/6/2004
From: Dallas, Tx
Status: offline 		I can fart and need no one to balme it on, as the ones nearby are all dead!

I feel a great disturbance..Ppppppppppfffbfbfbfbfbfbfbbtbtttttttt!...Nevermind

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Book 37, Pg 298 ;-)

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 8:15:47 PM   
cuddleheart50


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From: Kentucky
Status: offline 		I didnt realize there were so many talented people here!!!  I guess farting IS an art. 

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Dance like no one is watching,
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
and live like it's heaven on Earth.


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